Category: Humor

A Message from Pacifists United (for) Safety, Security, Inclusion, Equality, and Solidarity… Like Ghandi said, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind! That’s why we can’t go to war with Afghanistan. It’ll create a never ending cycle of violence. So we here at Pacifists United (for) Safety, Security, Inclusion, Equality, and Solidarity […]

Editor’s note:: The original entries in the diary of Iseema bin Laden were smuggled out of Afghanistan several weeks ago, through Pakistan, and then to a source in Saudi Arabia, rumored to be a brother of Iseema who once lost half a million dollars to him in a poker game. The hand-written entries have been verified […]

1. Really beautiful women are all cheerleaders and are always going out with sports figures. That means in high school, they date only the football players or basketball players. No one else. If you do not play those sports, you are out of luck. So leave your wussy loser sports like track, soccer or baseball. […]

After being a webmaster for two years I’ve learned one thing. Being a webmaster sucks! You write day and night to please a bunch of cheap, pimple faced, techno-geeks who spend all day playing Everquest and all night watching Monty Python movies. Do they ever tell any of their friends about BKW? No way! They’re […]

Do you ever wonder if you’re an idiot? Or more importantly, do you ever wonder if the good people at RWN think you’re an idiot? =D Well, take this idiot quiz and see…. 1) When you go to the movie theater you should… A) Make sure to leave your cell phone on in case you […]

We got hit with a gargantuan, mammoth, king kong, sized snow storm here in Charlotte, North Carolina today. Yes, we received 6 inches of snow and it paralyzed the entire city. Almost all businesses were closed, some roads were closed, and every channel has non-stop information on “WHITE HELLSTORM 2002 – ARE WE ALL GOING […]

The Lawyer is one of the unique animals that roam the North American continent like an elephant with diarea spewing offal for the rest of us to step in. Some people believe that the lawyer is born like most people from a mother and father. However, this is an urban legend. Lawyers are spontanteously spawned […]

Seoul, Korea – People all over the world from non-hegemonic superpower countries are focusing their attention for the next two weeks on the World Cup soccer competition that is being held in this tiny northern Asian country that is not known for its athletic prowess. Soccer, a game that people from non-hegemonic superpower countries call […]

Hey! Thanks for coming to this part of my web page. This page was created in hopes that I could get married to the woman I love. Her name is: Jennifer Layton. She’s a humor columnist for Brass Knuckles Webzine and she actually lives in North Carolina just like me! I managed to meet her via […]

July 5th, 2001 Dear Journal, All in all it was a good day. Productive. I woke up around 5 this morning, just early enough to update my anti-Christian website. Around 8 I started thinking about killing myself so I logged on to AOL Instant Messenger to tell people, but nobody was on so I decided […]

Not So Tickle Me Elmo This post originally appeared at NewsReal Blog. Secret documents uncovered by Fingersmalloy.com have unveiled a plot concocted by Representative Nancy Pelosi to, under the guise of a budget cutting measure, merge Planned Parenthood with the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS). The purpose of this maneuver would not only be to secure […]

I started Right Wing News back in January of 2001 and as of the first of this year, I’ve been running the page for 10 long years. During that time, I’ve pumped out a lot of great content and I’m going to be posting a little of the “best of” material this month. Today will […]

What if they had Google, Twitter, Facebook et al in the day Jesus was born? You are about to find out…