Category: Humor

AGW Irony Today: Guess What Got Called Off Due To Global Warming Snow?

Posted on by William Teach

No, no, guess first. Don’t skip to to the excerpt. Guess. Hey! No peeking! OK, ready? VAL D’ISERE, France — The women’s World Cup super-G in Val d’Isere has been called off due to heavy snowfall. Heavy snow fell overnight and continued into Friday morning. Organizers had hoped to hold the race in the afternoon […]

 

A Merry Christmas Open Thread That’s Made Of Awesome….

Posted on by Susannah Fleetwood

Christmas is my very favorite time of year. Why? Well, I think that Ebenezer Scrooge’s nephew, Fred Holywell, nailed it with regard to why Christmas is such a special time of year when he said the following: There are a great many things from which I have derived good, from which I have not profited, […]

 

New Research Shows That Conservatives Are Independent, Liberals Sheeple

Posted on by William Teach

A bit of fluff for a Friday morning It goes without saying that conservatives and liberals don’t see the world in the same way. Now, research from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln suggests that is exactly, and quite literally, the case. In a new study, UNL researchers measured both liberals’ and conservatives’ reaction to “gaze cues” […]

 

Illegal Alien’s Bill of Rights

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

President Barack Obama will soon introduce the Undocumented Resident’s Affirmative Toleration Act (URAT) in order to protect those unfortunate minorities that didn’t win life’s lottery by being born in the U.S.A. President Obama’s compassion for these downtrodden and oppressed peoples is well known, but he wants particular attention paid to those human beings that white […]

 

VIDEO: A Typical Debate Between a Democrat and a Republican (Humor)

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Here we have a typical encounter between an all caring, more civilized, smarter, and more loving Democrat and one of those eeeevil Republicans. As soon as politics is brought up, hilarity ensues.

 

Video: Welcome to ‘Smug-A-Palooza’: a Fake Rally for the Arrogant

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Think you’re smarter than everyone else? Think you are more “civilized,” more “adult,” and more “informed” than all around you? Then your arrogance makes you a perfect contestant for the Comedy Central Shark-Jumping event with the two… well, I guess you call them “comedians”… Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. They think quite a bit about […]

 

Restrained No More’s — Big $pender-Like a Kid in a Candy Store

Posted on by Sharise Parviz

We all know who the Big $$pender is … Here’s a little tune to sing on the way to the polls. Just make sure you take your billy clubs (oops! Sorry, wrong audience.) I mean your boas ;) For other episodes of the show, a “backstage pass” and to download songs go to – http://www.restrainednomore.com/

 

‘Call Me Madam’: Let This Video Be My Apology for Once Supporting Sen. Boxer

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

David Zucker has made a great video slamming Barbara “Senator Ma’am” Boxer. It is very funny. Call Me Madam Joe from RightChange on Vimeo. Zucker says on BigHollywood.com, “I was motivated to do something on this after I saw the video of Barbara Boxer interrogating the General.” I remember immediately feeling embarrassed that a member […]

 

5 Bad Omens for the Left’s Prospects in November

Posted on by Susannah Fleetwood

It’s become apparent as of late that the Left has a new obsession. Christine O’Donnell’s dabbling in witchcraft in high school and her 1995 stance against masturbation (when she was a conservative activist) have truly captivated her critics. Whether it’s Bill Maher, Maureen Dowd, Richard Cohen, or Frank Rich, all the Left can talk about […]

 

And The Major Important Awesome Democrats Will Go Wild Announcement Is…..

Posted on by William Teach

You read for this? You sure? Are your ready to be blown away in utter awe? First, remember The source tells CNN that Kaine will announce something that will excite Democrats across the country. Kaine’s event comes as Democrats face the difficult task of holding onto their majorities in the House and Senate this November. […]

 

Fatwa Issued Against Fake Fatwa Issuer’s Fatwas

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Youssef Al-Ahmed, a Saudi cleric, issued a fatwa against the supermarket chain Panda for daring to hire women who mingle with male customers and employees alike. But Grand Mufti Sheik Abdul-Aziz Al Sheik has issued a fatwa against the fatwa issued by Youssef Al-Ahmed because Al-Ahmed is not of sufficient status to issue fatwas. In […]

 

Congress Secretly Behind Massive Egg Recall

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

The news is everywhere of the U.S. Food and Drug Administration’s recall of millions of eggs from several Midwestern farms allegedly due to fears of a salmonella outbreak but the real story is undergoing a massive coverup. The truth is that Congressional Democrats are behind this recall. In a secret document discovered by famed blogger […]

 

Another One From The Dept. Of You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

Posted on by Sister Toldjah

The Barack Obama inflatable doll. Need I say more? Weasel Zippers is holding a “Caption This” contest. I”m scared to hold one here on this one, but if you want to go for it, please do – just remember to try and keep it clean. ;) (Via @ThePowersThatBe Twitter feed) Cross-posted from the Sister Toldjah […]

 

New Silicon Graffiti Video: The Quotable Harry Reid

Posted on by Ed Driscoll

Over the past two centuries, the Democratic Party has had many powerful orators. Needless to say, Harry Reid, the Democrats’ Senate Majority Leader since November of 2006, has failed to live up to this proud heritage on a titanic scale. Which is why, from The Home Office in Carson City, Nevada, we’re proud to present, The Top Ten Harry Reid gaffes!

 

Friday Awesome: Google Earth Pwnd By “Dead” Girl

Posted on by William Teach

How ’bout something a little more humorous for a Friday morning, as opposed to hard edged politics? Besides, we all all know that Obama will take a vacation, Joe Biden will say something incredibly inane, Harry Reid will find a way to lower his approval rating, and liberals will take sides with Islamists. Whoops! Anyhow […]

 

It’s The End of Days: A Hanna Montana Tribute Act??

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

For a Sunday headshaker, My Chicago friend Pat Hickey has alerted us to a catastrophe of Biblical proportions. The Seventh Seal is broken, he says. Why is it the end of days? Because there is now a Hannah Montana tribute Act out there plying your local Summerfests and carnivals. Seriously. A Hanna Montana tribute band? […]

 

Now, You Too Can Have Your Own Dead, Headless, Skinned Fresh Whole Rabbit!

Posted on by John Hawkins

Every so often, some product on Amazon will catch people’s attention and dozens, sometimes hundreds, of people will flock to the item to write funny reviews. The most famous one is the The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. Well today, I ran across another one that is pretty funny: The Fresh Whole Rabbit that’s pictured on […]

 

Abercrumbie & Flitch Under Fire: Old People Should Stay Out of Malls

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Abercrumbie & Flitch, the trendy fashion retailer, is under fire from customers and the media for its newest sales campaign. The retailer is calling it “Old sCOOL” and features scantily clad elderly folks modeling the store’s latest line of apparel. Store spokesman and mastermind of the campaign, Stewart Kindly, said that the new campaign is […]

 

Federally Mandated Literacy Tests to Buy Newspapers, Religion Classes to Attend Churches, Others

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Democrats might be right. It’s obvious that Americans have become a stupid people. Our schools have disgorged students who have fallen to the bottom of the barrel in literacy, math and science scores, late-night comedians have no lack for citizens on the street that have no cue about law or history, and as voters… well, […]