Category: Humor

EPIC! Dana Loesch Mocks Insane State Dept’s #JobsForISIS Plan by Promoting a ‘Jihadi Job Fair’ (VIDEO)

Posted on by Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

The notion that you can control and tame ISIS simply by giving them jobs is classic Marxism and it’s insane. Let’s see… what would they be qualified for? Maybe a butcher, but who really trusts these murderous demons with something sharp? Maybe demolition experts, or they could find landmines the hard way. Any job should […]

 

[VIDEO] McDonald’s worker goes BERZERK and it’s all captured on camera, WARNING: Strong Language

Posted on by McGuire

This looks to me like a typical case of Generation NOW’s entitlement. My kids try to act the same way – I will have a fit if I don’t get it now, and on and and on. The difference is, I check my kids when they act this way. I think this kid needed some […]

 

Wise-cracking 80 year-old woman who joked her way out of jail: Courtroom breaks into laughter after plucky ‘offender’ wins over and humors the judge [Video]

Posted on by Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

Nice to see a judge with a sense of humor. Dolores was very, very charming and funny. She had everyone in the court: judge, inmates and attorneys all laughing. Even in the most serious of circumstances, sometimes you find humor. Hard to imagine her resisting arrest, but hey… she has spunk. Florida is the Sunshine […]

 

Faithful Dog Runs Away from Home, Sniffs Out Cancer-Stricken Owner in Hospital 20 Blocks Away

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Now this is a loyal puppy! A miniature schnauzer from Iowa named “Cissy” ran away from home when her owner left for the hospital for cancer treatments. Cissy went looking for her owner and eventually sniffed her out at a hospital 20 blocks from home! This schnauzer is a blood hound! Cissy disappeared from her […]

 

Man Pulled Over Twice for Driving with Flashlights Strapped on with Bungee Cords as Headlights

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Now for today’s tale of the stupid… a man in Tennessee was pulled over, for a second time, for driving using flashlights fixed to his bumper instead of fixing his headlights! Tennessee has some doosies, doesn’t it? Talk about Macgyvering it! A Sweetwater man was stopped not once, but twice in one day for driving […]

 

This Baby Turtle Eating a Strawberry Is the Most Adorable Thing You’ll Ever See

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

For this morning’s overload of cute, this little video of a baby turtle eating a strawberry has it all. Come on…. who CAN’T love this video…. So, that leaves room for my knock-knock joke…. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange Orange Who? Orange you glad this is a baby turtle and not another danged cat video? […]

 

Hustler Disrespecting Judge Judy Got The Best Beat Down Ever

Posted on by McGuire

Hahaha! Judge Judy is the BEST! I love how she owns this silly fool when he tries to tell her that her daughter is one of his ‘baby mama’s’. The moment she owns him, runs over his interrupting mouth, and hands down her judgment is absolutely hilarious: One of things that we love about Judge […]

 

Bungling addicts called 911 after they’d been ‘trapped’ in a closet for DAYS – only for the cops to arrive and to open the unlocked door [Video]

Posted on by Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

Oh man… this is priceless. How freaking high do you have to be to imagine someone is chasing you, run onto a closed college campus and hide in a closet that isn’t locked… then do drugs and defecate there for two days before you finally realize you have a phone and call the cops? The […]

 

Robber Goes on Shopping Spree in Neighbor’s House and Then Takes a Nap in the House He was Robbing [Video]

Posted on by Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

Now that’s just classically dumb. Go out and drink too much, then go and rob your neighbor’s house. But you get tired and decide to take a snooze before leaving. Definitely a contender for a Darwin Award. This takes being a dumb criminal to a whole new realm. He even tried to steal the guy’s […]

 

LUCKY SHOT: Man Shoots His Wife on Christmas But Docs Say it SAVED Her Life!

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

When an Ohio man picked up his shotgun he ended up accidentally firing it through a wall in his home. Worse, the gun loaded with bird shot hit his wife. But when the pair went to the hospital they realized that the accidental shooting was a blessing in disguise. Fortunately the bird shot only scratched […]

 

[MUST SEE VIDEO] The Most Hilarious Fails of 2014 Caught on Video

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Some of the best goofs, prat falls, and miscalculations of 2014 can be seen in this great compilation video of accidents and foolishness from all across the world. This video is not to be missed. One of the first is that viral video of the tourist who got kicked in the head by a train […]

 

18-Yr-Old in Bizarre Christmas Decorations Theft, His 42-Yr-Old Wife Stumped

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

An 18-year-old man in Colorado Springs, Colorado, was nabbed after committing a series of Christmas decorations thefts in his own neighborhood. He was caught because he put his neighbor’s decorations right in his own yard, right there for everyone to see! And his 42-year-old wife can’t explain it all. Jeremy Lewallen, 18, was arrested on […]

 

HILARIOUS: Boehner Wishes Merry Christmas – Social Media Responds With Anger

Posted on by Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

Where to begin? This is hysterical. You screw the majority of America over… betray your conservative base… put a hit out on the Tea Party… cave to Obama and the Marxists, and give the President everything he wants… and then you wish everyone a Merry Christmas. Hypocrisy, thy name is John Boehner. But hey, his […]

 

So, Michelle Obama Died and Went to Heaven, and Asked St. Peter…

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Barack Obama has earned the place in America as the butt of many jokes from blue collar people to TV programs like SNL, everyone has a favorite Barack Obama joke. Here is a prime joke that mixes the sad truths about Barack Obama’s Presidency with some really classic themes. It may not have the best […]

 

This “Barack Obama met with the Queen of England” joke is really going viral and it’s pretty funny

Posted on by Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

I suggest not drinking anything while you read this joke – it is funny. Although I will say this… I think Biden is a certified moron. Obama however, is not. He knows exactly what he is doing. His skirting of the Constitution concerning immigration for instance, is masterful, if not dictatorial. Nevertheless, this joke is […]

 

VIDEO: Amazingly Brave Old Woman Attacks Guy Trying to Rob Bank

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Well, this doofus got more than he bargained for when he tried to rob a bank in Budapest, Hungary. Mr. tough guy got beat up by an older woman who entered the bank after he did and caught him trying to rob the place. It’s pretty funny to see this guy waving his gun around […]

 

Hilarious Video Shows Dad Who is Unable to Keep From Laughing While Confronting Sons About the ‘Big Trouble’ They’re In

Posted on by Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

Well, I needed that. Laughed till I cried. These boys remind me of my son when he was little and we told him to put the Legos in the tub – we meant the bucket. After putting all of them in the bathtub, he proudly came and told us. We laughed and laughed and it […]

 

VIDEO: CMA Hosts Underwood and Paisley Joke About Obama and the Democrats’ Loss; Crowd Goes WILD

Posted on by Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

The Country Music Awards is the only awards show I watch anymore — and it never disappoints or fails to make me laugh and smile. Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley are just fantastic and every year they nail it concerning the Obama Administration and the Progressives. I feel like I’ve come home with these folks […]

 

Hilarious Video: Muslim Terrorist Blows Self Up With Own Mortar Round

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

I guess these Muslim terrorists don’t believe in Darwin, but at least this one terrorist Darwined himself into the arms of his 72 virgins a mite earlier than he thought he would when he found he couldn’t properly operate a mortar. The video is hilarious as he blows himself to smithereens trying to use the […]

 

20 Myths Liberals Perpetuate About Conservatives, and Why They’re False (Part 1)

Posted on by Sierra Marlee

Trying to compile a list of ONLY 20 myths that liberals like to perpetuate about conservatives was extremely hard, so I picked the “most popular.”   1. “Conservatives are racists.” If you are a conservative, you know exactly how the argument goes. You say something “negative” about President Obama, and suddenly a wave of accusations […]

 

Man Buys Every Burger King Pie to Get Even With Mom and Her Out of Control Brat

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

How many times have you been in a store and been annoyed by a parent refusing to control their wild, screaming, out of control child? Well one man got even for us all at a Burger King recently and how he did it is pretty funny. A man was waiting in a long line at […]

 

What Michelle Obama would’ve said in her graduation speech

Posted on by Josh Bernstein

Dear fellow students and future government dependents. It is my honor and duty to impart some words of wisdom from myself and the President. We are so proud of all of you now that you have graduated with your high school diploma in Democratic studies. As you venture out into your Common Core initiated and […]

 

Obama RIPs the American Family

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

As the nation continues to struggle economically and many American families are struggling to feed themselves in this jobless environment, Barack Obama is urging Congress to new and energetic intervention with a new law he is proposing that is intended to fix the failing American nuclear family unit. Senate Democrat leader Harry Reid has signed […]

 

The Feminization of The National Football League

Posted on by Josh Bernstein

Only in the 2013 version of today’s NFL can a 6’5 300 pound grown man be considered a victim of bullying. What Richie Incognito did was certainly not appropriate but it was also ridiculous of the league to suspend him. Using the N-word and jokingly threatening a player’s mother is definitely in bad taste but […]

 

The Top 10 Things to Say to an Obama Voter Who Just Got Laid Off

Posted on by John Hawkins

1. “Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn’t win.” 2. “Didn’t your lady parts warn you this would happen?” 3. “Look at the bright side. Gay marriage passed in four states.” 4. “Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn’t that the important thing?” 5. “I am sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. […]

 

God Hating Atheists Apparently Believe in Devil?

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Portland atheist Mark Hecate is mad that someone made him look like a devil. A pro-atheism billboard in Portland, Oregon was defaced causing the atheist group that paid for the sign upset that they had been “demonized.” Pro-atheist billboard defaced in Portland, Oregon The billboard featured Mr. Hecate next to the phrase, “This is what […]