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Obama Decides To Cinco De Cuatro The Border Fence

Lost in all the other fun stories of the day, ones such as Obama To Fire His First Gay Arabic Linguist, Obama asking to double the budget to catch tax cheats(snort!!!!!), and, as written at Fark, “Nancy Pelosi: I was not briefed on waterboarding practices. CIA: Our documents, let us show you them,” is President […]

$3.4 Trillion in Spending and $17 Billion in Savings?

I am enjoying the spin on this – a $3.4 trillion dollar budget offset by $17 billion in “savings”. And what does the administration want you concentrating on? That pittance of a savings. Now I welcome any program eliminations and reductions, don’t get me wrong, but my goodness, $17 billion in relation to the spending […]

Boy Not Arrested And Held Using Patriot Act

Perhaps you heard about the hysterical story from April 29th about a boy arrested using the Patriot Act Sixteen-year-old Ashton Lundeby’s bedroom in his mother’s Granville County home is nothing, if not patriotic. Images of American flags are everywhere – on the bed, on the floor, on the wall. But according to the United States […]

Attention Conservatives: Nice Guys Do Finish Last

“There is a time to submit to being slapped and there is a time to hit back twice so you will not be slapped again.” — Chin Ning-Chu “There is such a gap between how one lives and how one ought to live that anyone who abandons what is done for what ought to be […]

Follow Friday

Here are five blogs that I like. Give ’em a look! Bookworm Room BitsBlog Sister Toldjah Bob McCarty Writes Don Surber Bloggers, post links to five blogs you like and encourage your readers to take a look — and, yes, I came up with the idea of adapting this from Twitter and bringing it into […]

Ecokooks Rescued by Oil Tanker

Some intrepid ecokooks recently took to the seas to prove we don’t need fossil fuel: The team, which left Mount Batten Marina in Plymouth on 19 April in a boat named the Fleur, aimed to rely on sail, solar and man power on a 580-mile (933km/h) journey to and from the highest point of the […]

Obama Nominee Set Record for Getting Fined

The Obamination Administration is moving on from dime-a-dozen socialist tax cheats (Tim Geithner, Tom Daschle, Nancy Killefer, Ron Kirk, Kathleen Sebelius, et al.), having graduated to a higher class of crooked bureaucrat with the nomination of Ronald Sims: President Obama’s choice for the government’s No. 2 housing job is embroiled in the largest fine in […]

The Online Subscription Model For Newspapers

According to Rupert Murdoch, there will be subscription charges for all of the “News Corporation’s newspaper websites” within a year, Rupert Murdoch expects to start charging for access to News Corporation’s newspaper websites within a year as he strives to fix a :­”malfunctioning” business model. Encouraged by booming online subscription revenues at the Wall Street […]

I Can’t Take it Anymore

“Hey, honey! I just mortgaged our house to buy all the G.I. Joe figurines on ebay. We’re now going to have to file for bankruptcy. But, at least I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico.” How is the above phrase different from this: “The Obama administration today unveiled details of a […]

Did Army Bureaucracy Force Enhanced Interrogation?

What if there’s a better interrogation method that the Army wouldn’t authorize to keep an old purveyor of outdated technology happy resulting in the use of questionable interrogation methods like waterboarding? To be clear: What if the Army still officially authorizes polygraph testing to use during interrogations when it is less effective, more invasive and […]

10 Short, Random Quotes

Frylock: “That’s not a toy!” Master Shake: “You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They’re fun.” — Aqua Teen Hunger Force “The people who did it weren’t caught. So, looks like nobody will ever know the geniuses who masterminded that perfect crime.” — Cartman “Kick him when he’s down, he’s easier […]

10 Random Thoughts In 140 Characters Or Less.

* I’m so sick and tired of conservative w*ssies who abandon anybody on the Right who comes under attack. Get some testicular fortitude weenies * Elected GOPers need to do more Hispanic radio shows, events, etc. If we don’t show and the Dems do, is it any wonder peeps believe the lies? * There won’t […]

Hawaii Goes Dhimmi, Creates Islam Day

This couldn’t have anything to do with the rumors that Barack Obama is a closet Muslim, could it?* Nah. It has more to do with those on the far left respecting the values and objectives of Islam then other established religions – Hawaii Lawmakers Pass Bill to Create ‘Islam Day’ Hawaii’s state Senate overwhelmingly approved […]

Rush to Heritage President’s Club: Teach Conservatism and Inspire Americans

As Rush Limbaugh walked onto the stage to address the Heritage Foundation’s President’s Club spring dinner this evening, he received an enthusiastic standing ovation from the 1,100 audience members. When the applause died down, someone shouted “Where’s your teleprompter?” causing laughs and more cheers. Mr. Limbaugh used no teleprompter or notes, but spoke with as […]

Obama On National Prayer Day: No Thanks

Apparently, President Neophyte, who has stated that he believes in the “power of prayer” and “felt a beckoning of the spirit and accepted Jesus Christ into his life,” is actually closer to a belief that people of religion are bitter clingers, as he decides to blow off the National Prayer Day President Obama is distancing […]

Ann Coulter Leaves Joy Behar Speechless

I’m pretty sure this is the perfect retort to any liberal who dares to challenge the humanity of water-boarding. Joy Behar thinks she’s awfully clever trying to get conservatives to admit they wouldn’t want to be water-boarded themselves. Come to think of it, given our latest labeling as “right-wing extremists”, we may indeed need to […]

Energy Policy – “There Is No Productive Debate”

Here at the Offshore Technology Conference in Houston, we were able to hear from a very distinguished panel concerning the energy “debate”. I put the word “debate” in scare quotes because it seemed that the consensus of the panel was there really isn’t a productive debate going on. Roger Ballentine of the Progressive Policy Institute […]

Newsweek Celebrates Mad Pride

The latest milestone in our march to Bedlam is called mad pride. Newsreek informs us that psychosis should be embraced as a “creative force.” Meet Will Hall, the elite media’s conception of an ideal human being: The 43-year-old has been diagnosed as schizophrenic, and doctors have prescribed antipsychotic medication for him. But Hall would rather […]

Liberals Move Toward Decriminalizing Infanticide

Andrea Yates and Debra Gindorf were lucky — these baby butchers had prominent moonbats to take up their cause. Yates had MSM apparatchik Katie Cupcake, and Gindorf had Illinois Governor Pat Quinn, who just commuted her sentence. But what of other baby killers, whose crimes aren’t quite heinous enough to capture the hearts of the […]

Gun Laws In The Real World

Abe Lincoln may have freed all men, but Sam Colt made them equal. — Anonymous The problem gun laws is that too often, they take guns out of the hands of law abiding citizens while the criminals stay armed. For example, let’s say Barack Obama and Company were to have one of their fondest wishes […]

Frolicking Through The Leftist Hypocrisy Flowers

Remember when the Democrats loved the children? Remember when peace activists decried the bombing of innocent civilians? Remember when the press cared about sex scandals? A lot? Remember when a President’s Wife was out of touch? Remember when car companies were evil? Remember when the mantra was “my body my choice“? Just feeling a wee […]

Treatise On Kind Capitalism & Scary Socialism

Yesterday, I had the honor to be on the same editorial page as Gateway Pundit’s Jim Hoft over at America Issues Project. Jim has been my blog hero since the beginning along with The Anchoress, so it was quite an honor. He’s talking about the big, fat liar, Al Gore. Kinda like when a rookie […]

Forget Those Other Scandals!

Naked beauty queens? Nuclear Pakistan? Bank of America $35 billion short? Forget all that silly crap. DIJONGATE! Barack Obama ordered a burger with dijon mustard! Just what we can expect from one of those snooty un-American law professor types, y’know. Fact: Dijon mustard comes from France. Fact: From 1843-45, Karl Marx lived in France. Fact: […]

Operation Save Teh Kittehs!

A couple of nights ago, I noticed that when I took my dog Patton outside, he was taking a particular interest in a certain part of my house. Then when I heard a “hiss” come out of that area, I knew a feral cat had gotten under there. Unfortunately, my next door neighbor has gotten […]

So, Arlen, How’s That Switch Working Out For You So Far?

Arlen Specter has been in the Senate since 1980. Additionally, he’s 79 years old and has had Hodgkin’s lymphoma. So, he’s had a nice, long run in the Senate. But, solely because he was on track to lose a primary, he switched to the Democratic Party. That was a betrayal of the Republican voters who […]