Here we go again. The election is nearly six months away and already Tinseltown Trotskyites are threatening to leave the country if we don’t vote according to their commands. Susan Sarandon promises she will move to Italy or Canada if John McCain is elected. Sarandon admits she has no idea what Obama actually stands for […]

Al Franken isn’t the only shrill leftist who doesn’t like to pay his taxes. New York State has issued a tax warrant against MSNBC moonbat Keith Olbermann. A judgment was issued against Olbie just weeks before he closed on a $4.2 million luxury condo at Trump Palace. No wonder Olbermann recently made a lame attempt […]

When a Daily Kos diary includes this line, you know it must REALLY be goofy, “My simple suggestion that this could be a trap, fell beyond the pale for the new moderators over at Huffpo.” Yes, when what you’re saying is too out there for the people at the Huffington Post, that is probably an […]

The website of the day is QandO.

Good_Ol_Boy suggested this bumper sticker in the comments section and I thought it rang true,

My latest column at Townhall is called The Top 7 Reasons Why Barack Obama Is A Weaker Candidate Than People Think. Here’s an excerpt from the column, He’s Not Qualified To Be President In a post-911 world, where the next President is going to be handling the war on terrorism, trying to prevent another 9/11, […]

Make sure to check out Conservative Grapevine today, where you’ll find links like: Robert Novak: Electoral college outlook: McCain 270, Obama 268 Asylum: 15 awesomely stupid gifts for guys Cracked: The 6 most bad*ss stunts ever pulled in the name of science Egotastic!: Heidi Montag bikini pics You can check out all those links and […]

From Conservative Grapevine, 20) Buikhu: An awesome retouched photo of blogger Kit Lange (this is really cool) 19) Cassy Fiano: “We all know you’re jealous because she has bigger cha-cha’s and gets fame from it!!!!” 18) Best Week Ever: The top 10 most questionable stars on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame 17) John Podhoretz: Obama […]

On Memorial Day, Rolling Thunder bikers tipped their hats to America’s heroes with a patriotic roll through the nation’s capital. Public radio’s Garrison Keillor turned up his nose in disgust: A patriotic bike rally is sort of like a patriotic toilet-papering or patriotic graffiti; the patriotism somehow gets lost in the sheer irritation of the […]

“Did you know that there are people in this country who want prayer out of schools, “Under God” out of the Pledge, and “In God We Trust” to be taken off our money? “But did you know that 86 percent of Americans say they believe in God? Now, since we all know that 86 out […]

So much for the sanctity of marriage. New York’s second-string Governor David Paterson has instructed state agencies to recognize out-of-state homosexual marriages, which have now been established by judicial fiat in California. In the short term, this is another step toward establishing homosexuality as officially “normal.” Look forward to men kissing on prime time television […]

A five year old, probably with Asperger’s Syndrome but as yet undiagnosed, boy stays home after being voted out of his class by his classmates at the behest of his unapologetic teacher. Like the case of the woman harassing her daughter’s depressive friend via MySpace, this case is unfathomable. In fact, when I read about […]

It’s always fascinating to watch the hoops liberals are willing to jump through in order to paint themselves as victims. I didn’t get that job. Must be racism! I’m not as far ahead in my career as I’d like. Must be sexism! I’m poor. It must be because the rich people are getting all the […]

For the record, there is really no such thing as “transgender.” There are only severely mentally ill people who have had themselves surgically mutilated so that they can appear to be members of the opposite gender. Now, in order to please them and stick it to Christians who might, you know, actually take the Bible […]

“If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.” – Harry Truman The hot story of the day yesterday was Scott McClellan’s new “tell-all” book that trashes the Bush Administration. Unfortunately, mediocrities like McClellan often write these sort of books, although most of the time, they at least have enough class to wait until […]

Make sure to check out Conservative Grapevine today, where you’ll find links like: Cracked: History’s 9 most terrifying beauty tips Thomas Sowell: Mascot politics. An ugly reality. Exurban School: The top ten surprising revelations in Scott McClellan’s ‘tell-all’ book J’s Cafe Nette: The myth about oil — What Congress doesn’t want you to know Egotastic!: […]

The website of the day is Men’s News Daily.

From the TimesOnline, The parents of Madeleine McCann are being investigated for possibly neglecting their daughter on the night she disappeared from their Portuguese holiday apartment, it has been revealed. The first published court ruling on the Madeleine case confirms that the police inquiry covers homicide, abandonment, concealment of a corpse and abduction. The reference […]

The National Museum of Crime and Punishment, which opened last week, will feature a special wing dedicated to “all hideous aspects of the Jimmy Carter presidency,” sources said with semi-straight faces. The exhibit will be “rotating and permanent,” according to museum officials. “Thankfully, the Carter years weren’t permanent…I can scarcely imagine such horror!” commented a […]

Since just about everything that makes modern life possible is frowned upon by environmentalists, you might wonder just how they expect us to live. This video of Greenpeace activists making spectacles of themselves in Brussels offers a clue: Apparently dressed as their favorite Flintstone characters, the moonbats were attempting to deliver to the European Parliament […]

In my never ending quest to bring you the news that other media sources reject as too “trashy,” “unreliable,” and just plain old “false” to mention, I once again bought the Globe at the grocery store. Why? Because this was on the cover, Now, you’re probably thinking: Bill and Hill getting divorced? That’s crazy talk! […]

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The website of the day is Bookworm Room.

“Oh, this is so terrible: The people they want her. Oh, this is so terrible: (Hillary) is winning the general election, and (Obama) is not.” — Bill Clinton Is he right? Maybe, maybe not, but there’s no question that Hillary is the stronger candidate. Right now, it’s shaping up to be another close election that […]

Over at FoxNews there’s a very funny article titled “15 Reasons Why She’s Not In The Mood“. Here’s #2: She’s feels gassy. That’s right. Women toot too. And whether she sounds like a trumpet or is being held hostage by a battle of bad gas, she’s feeling like a walking fart pillow. Even when she […]

That old, red devil Lenin once said, “The Capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them.” If it came to that — the hanging, I mean — he would probably be right. However, the reverse of that is also true. The Commies will give the capitalists the rope we’ll sell to […]

Anyone who doubts that liberalism is a death cult needs to check out the taxpayer-funded Australia Broadcasting Corporation’s kiddy-oriented Greenhouse Calculator, which helps little kids calculate how soon they should die so as to stop being a burden on the planet. Children are asked, How big a greenhouse pig are you? To find the answer, […]

There has been a some talk lately that the GOP has closed the gap with the Democrats on funding and has even passed them. Here’s the latest story in this vein, from The Hill, Carly Fiorina, an adviser to Sen. John McCain’s presidential campaign, said Tuesday that the Arizona Republican has more funds at his […]

Scott McClellan joins Dick Morris as a disloyal, self-serving former staffer. Who ever likes a “snitch” as Drudge says? He better enjoy his moment in the sun. Wait, what am I saying? The MSM loves a turncoat. He’ll probably get his own TV show. Wanna start a pool on how soon he gets a TV […]

Make sure to check out Conservative Grapevine today, where you’ll find links like: Cracked: The 8 least intimidating gangs in movie history IMAO: The top ten great things about John McCain Megan McArdle: Racism and conservatives Celebslam: Gemma Atkinson bikini pics You can check out all those links and more by clicking here. Don’t forget […]