Keystone Cops: The Keystone Cops was a series of silent film comedies featuring a totally incompetent group of policemen New Jersey Republican County Chairman. Keep incompetent and comedy and just substitute policemen with New Jersey Republican County Chairman and you just described the current status of NJ GOP leadership in the State of New Jersey. […]

Amanda Marcotte is at it again, and by “it” I mean illustrating why feminists hurt themselves when it comes to abortion. Statements like this are so repulsive to the average person: I appreciate the idea that visibility is critical to getting people to understand that women who get abortions or rape victims–two groups dehumanized and […]

Feminists like to talk a lot about how women are exactly equal to men, and should be equal to them in every profession, even the “manly” ones. Well, AG Clifton from Twelve Pounds of Fury has a perspective on what that’s really like that’s pretty refreshing: The LAPD is in the process of training its […]

Update: Miriam answers my question…heh. I’m sure I just don’t understand the strict requirements of the Muslim religion. If someone does their prayer time 20 minutes earlier or later than the exact, correct time of the day, is Allah not available to listen? Do they have a penalty placed on their prayer or something? I’m […]

Crossposted from STACLU The Government has raised the number of detainees at Gitmo that they will be seeking the death penalty for to the enormous and shocking number of seven. The ACLU are quick and ready to defend these warriors! Backed by a slate of prominent legal figures, including former Attorney General Janet Reno and […]

Some leftist wet was calling conservative radio yesterday, giving this little potted speech about how Rev. Wright can’t be criticized because, hey, Dr. King said similar stuff. Dennis Prager’s response to the guy was, as always, calm and thoughtful, but I liked Dennis Miller’s better: “Well, if Martin Luther King really said that “America was […]

to steal your Wi-Fi so we can log onto “Nazi” websites, leave “hate” messages on them, then charge the site owners with… Publishing hate speech. (Kathy Shaidle blogs at FiveFeetOfFury.com)

Here’s the Right Wing News guest blogger line-up this week-end. Saturday ——– Cassy Fiano Rob Port from Say Anything Kathy Shaidle Five Feet Of Fury Gina Cobb John Stephenson from Stop The ACLU Sunday ——- Ron Coleman from Likelihood of Success Sister Toldjah William Teach from Pirate’s Cove Michael Illions from Polipundit MCQ from QandO […]

Tonight at 8 PM EST, I’m going to be doing Libertarian Politics Live. We will be discussing: Obama’s ties to radical Islam and Rev. Wright, McCain’s poll numbers, Ron Paul weirdness, and Bob Barr’s entry into the race as a Libertarian. Click here to get all the details or to listen live.

“People have been calling for national dialogues and conversations for decades. It usually works something like this: Liberals say we need a frank discussion about race (or class or gender) in this country, and then they proceed to bludgeon any conservative stupid enough to take them up on their offer.” — Jonah Goldberg Everyone always […]

Make sure to check out Conservative Grapevine today, where you’ll find links like: MuchMusic: The top 10 worst hairstyles in music Dr. Melissa Clouthier: Why Christians are more open minded than leftists Cracked: The 25 most horribly ill-conceived breakfast cereal ideas Celebslam: Tiffani Amber Thiessen bikini pics You can check out all those links and […]

Question: “Who are your top ten favorite liberals, elected or media personalities, and why?” — D-Vega Answer: Hmmmmm….let’s see, keep in mind that I am going to define “favorite” very, very loosely here, but… 10) Jon Stewart: I will admit that Stewart occasionally says something funny, but I think he’s way over rated. Still, liberals […]

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Question: “If you won the Powerball:© lottery (currently $57 million) would you take the lump sum payout (appr. $19 million after taxes) or the 30 year annuity (appr. 1 million per year after taxes)? How do you suppose you would spend your winnings? Be as specific as you like.” — Good_Ol_Boy Answer: I don’t play […]

Question: “The local Liberal Democrats sporting Obama for God bumper sticker who had voted for John McCain in my neck of the woods in Michigan are upset with Rush Limbaugh’s OPERATION CHAOS! Your thoughts?” — Corperate_Cabana “What do you think of operation chaos?” — Patriot_Guy Answer: I think it was pure genius on Limbaugh’s part […]

Question: “My question to John would be: What is your view on the Treasury guaranteeing the Federal Reserve protection from losses from the Bear Stearns bail out? It seems that now any one can spend tax payer’s money without ever going to congress. I guess the fed is operating on the principle that it is […]

The website of the day is Mary Katharine Ham.

Question: John Hawkins, do you think conservatives will ever get a REAL commitment from McCain, that he’ll never give amnesty to illegals,…or that he won’t “reach across the aisle”, to his pal, Ted Kennedy to cram it through congress again? — Good_Ol_Boy Answer: Short answer, “No.” Longer answer: Even if McCain were inclined not to […]

Question: “John Hawkins, perhaps I don’t read enough news, but (here’s my question) Why doesn’t Bush and our current leadership absolutely flatten places like N.Korea’s missile sites, Iran’s nuke sites, the hot spots in Iraq? Also, why haven’t we taken out thugs like Al Sadr in carpet bombing type operations? It seems like we want […]

Tomorrow will be Q&A Friday #87 at RWN. So, if there’s a subject you’ve been wanting me to tackle or an issue you want to hear my opinion on, just ask your question in the comments section. Your question can be about politics, ideology, history, blogging, RWN, from a liberal, conservative, or libertarian perspective; heck, […]

This rant from Randi Rhodes uses lots of foul language, is really insulting, and isn’t the least bit funny. I believe that qualifies it as “liberal humor.” Here’s the biggest attention grabber from the video, “Geraldine Ferraro turned out to be the David Duke in drag. Who knew? She’s like, “Why am I the bad […]

Make sure to check out Conservative Grapevine today, where you’ll find links like: Cracked: The 5 most ridiculous lies you were taught in history class Midnight Blue: The 7 relationship movies every man should watch Dr. Melissa Clouthier: Fat chicks & the ideal body Totally Crap: Melina pitra bikini pics You can check out all […]

So last night, as I’m standing in line at the Super Market, waiting to pay for my dinner, I look over at the National Enquirer and what do I see but Johnny Mac on the cover with a screaming headline that says, “John McCain & Connie Stevens Affair!” Naturally, I was appalled by that sort […]

“The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’” — Ronald Reagan Conservatives have an almost instinctive dislike of government regulation. That’s not to say that we don’t support any government regulations, but we understand that the government almost always over reaches. That’s especially true […]

Remember the North American Union that the black helicopter crowd has been raving about for years? You know, today we’re Americans, tomorrow our official sport will be hockey and there will be a mariachi band doing the halftime at the Super Bowl because we’ll have merged with Canada and Mexico? Apparently, Bush is going to […]

The website of the day is The Lasso of Truth.

Spending our tax dollars is one of those issues where every politician talks a good game, but few actually walk it. John McCain, for all of his faults, is the real deal when it comes to fiscal conservatism and this excerpt proves it, Congress spent $17.2 billion of taxpayer money on pork-barrel projects, according to […]

“When his mother expresses concern about Obama’s high school friend being busted for drugs, Obama says he patted his mother’s hand and told her not to worry. This, too, prompted Obama to share with his readers a life lesson on how to handle white people: “It was usually an effective tactic, another one of those […]

Normally, I don’t quote people who write nice things about me, but I like what one of my favorite bloggers, Rachel Lucas, wrote about me and I just had to post it, I mentioned last night how awed I am by how civil and decent my commenters are, even in debate. And it reminds me […]

Someecards is a funny website that allows you to send goofy cards to your friends. Here are 10 of my faves from the site.