Author: Dave Blount

Stephen Hawking: Trump’s Withdrawal From Paris Farce Will Cause 250° Temperatures, Sulfuric Acid Rain

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The problem with professional doom-mongering is that you have to keep escalating the hysteria or people lose interest. Before long, your outlandish predictions exceed the credulity of the audience, and you find they are laughing instead of gasping in horror. Al Gore is one example. Another is Stephen Hawking: “We are close to the tipping […]

 

City Attorney Employs Hate Hoax to Avoid Facing Angry Citizens

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Hate hoaxing is a technique used by “marginalized” groups to acquire political power. But even those who have already achieved power find hoaxes useful. For example, hoaxes can help bureaucrats avoid facing the wrath of voters: Former Petersburg [Virginia] City Attorney Brian K. Telfair asked a city employee to buy a prepaid cellphone that he […]

 

Stray Piece of Plastic Wrap Investigated as Hate Crime

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Libs are getting desperate in their search for racism against someone other than whites: University of Maryland campus police launched an investigation into a discarded piece of plastic wrap Tuesday after receiving a report about a “possible hate-bias” incident. “Out of an [over]abundance of concern, we are looking into this matter and conducting a review […]

 

Charlie Gard: Eurocrats Sentence Baby to Death

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The point of all the tedious squabbling over healthcare that has been clogging up the news is to determine how quickly and under what conditions the federal government will consolidate control over the healthcare industry. Charlie Gard demonstrates the horror that awaits us when that bipartisan goal has been achieved. Charlie is a 10-month-old with […]

 

Imposing “Social Justice” Ideology Through Fraternities and Sororities

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Nowadays colleges are all about hard left indoctrination, and not only in the classroom. Even Greek life must be harnessed to the ideological yoke. Moonbats are advised of a job opening at Northwestern University: The new “Assistant Director, Fraternity and Sorority Life” will be responsible not only for advising fraternity and sororities, responding to emergency […]

 

Beyond Equality: Imposing Equity

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Egalitarian moonbats aspire to go beyond the tyranny of imposing equality. They want equity. This tediously overused meme makes their argument: Interaction Institute for Social Change | Artist: Angus Maguire. A moonbat explains how the concept will be implemented in the Harrison Bergeron dystopia they intend to inflict: The distinction between equity and equality is […]

 

Rainbow Family Naked Hippies Infest Eastern Oregon, Permits Not Required

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Some hippies got haircuts and set about destroying society from within by infesting the media/academia/government establishment. Others are still living in the Summer of Love. Currently the latter group is descending upon Eastern Oregon: The U.S. Forest Service acknowledged there isn’t much it can do about a “Rainbow Family” gathering expected to bring thousands of […]

 

$17.4 Million Jackpot for Being Teased

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Calculate how much money you make per hour. Divide 17,400,000 by that number. Divide the result by 8,760. For example, if you make $25/hour, the result would be 79.45. That is how many years you would have to work 24 hours per day to make as much as James Pearl was handed for getting teased […]

 

Intersectional Environmentalism

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Moonbattery is moonbattery; all of its strands tie together. Moonbats call this intersectionality. An obvious example is the Marxist core of the environmentalist movement. The term watermelon (green on the outside, red on the inside) has gotten heavy use for years. Environmentalism is not intertwined only with state slavery. Check out the current profile photo […]

 

A Solution to Illinois

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Normally when we talk about failed states, we mean nations, like socialist Venezuela or the Islam-torn hellholes of the Middle East. But sometimes the reference is to a state in the Union, namely Illinois. John Kass summarizes the mess liberal rule has created: Illinois hasn’t had a state budget for years. The state continues to […]

 

The Slants Survive; Will Chief Wahoo?

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If a leftist ever said one sincere thing, it was the Students for a Democratic Society radical who admitted, “The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution.” In this context, revolution means “authoritarian control by leftists.” That’s why Phoenix’s moonbat mayor Greg Stanton wants expanded power so that he can arbitrarily […]

 

Antifa Anarchists Explain Themselves

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Bernie Sanders fanatic James Hodgkinson is hardly the only moonbat drawn to violence. Antifa anarchists openly encourage it as a political tactic. Their objectives are spelled out by their flagship website, It’s Going Down: Anarchists are those who would set fire to a bulldozer or a new luxury home rather than let a forest be […]

 

College Professor Calls Whites “Inhuman ***holes,” Wanted Alexandria Victims Left to Die

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You have to cough up extravagant tuition fees to hear what liberal professors say behind the closed doors of their classrooms. Campus Reform reports on what Professor Johnny Eric Williams barks to the general public: A professor at Connecticut’s Trinity College seemingly endorsed the idea that first responders to last week’s congressional shooting should have […]

 

Patagonia Devotes Itself to Moonbattery

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Patagonia is no longer primarily about overcharging for outdoor clothing. It has other priorities: The CEO of outdoor clothing giant Patagonia is burnishing her anti-Republican bona fides again, this time saying she intends to pledge her entire company to the “resistance” of President Donald Trump. Patagonia CEO Rose Marcario recently attacked President Trump for his […]

 

Minimum Wage Madness Begins to Kill Off California’s Restaurant Industry

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The restaurant industry is a canary in California’s coalmine of moonbattery. Minimum wage insanity is killing it: Consider San Francisco, an early adopter of the $15 wage. It’s now experiencing a restaurant die-off, minting jobless hash-slingers, cashiers, busboys, scullery engineers and line cooks as they get pink-slipped in increasing numbers. And the wage there hasn’t […]

 

Strathclyde University Forced to Ask Multicultural Students to Please Use Toilets

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Multiculturalism has had a fragrant effect on the second-oldest university in Scotland. Officials at Strathclyde University had to send out a memo to students and staff asking them to desist from “inappropriate” restroom habits: It read: ‘Given the incidence of people pooing in bins, showers and the likes, can I please remind all TIC [Technology […]

 

Government-Mandated Speech: Canada to Require Using Biologically Incorrect Pronouns Under Penalty of Law

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Liberal depravity would be comical — if it weren’t imposed by force. Canada just passed a law making it illegal to refer to people by the biologically appropriate pronoun if they prefer some other pronoun. Seriously: The bill adds “gender expression” and “gender identity” to Canada’s Human Rights Code and to the Criminal Code’s hate […]

 

Federal Government Hauls in Record Tax Revenue; Debt Continues to Skyrocket

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Elections come, elections go. Through it all, Big Government does grow: The U.S. Treasury hauled in $240,418,000,000 in total taxes in the month of May, setting a record for inflation-adjusted tax revenues for that month of the year, according to the Monthly Treasury Statement released this week. Great; we’ll finally make some headway against that […]

 

Grenfell Tragedy: Moonbattery Leading to More Moonbattery

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The Grenfell Tower holocaust is a cautionary tale about the dangers of relying on Big Government to provide housing — and of moronic regulations inflicted in the name of the official state religion, Enviromoonbattery: London’s Grenfell Tower was made worse by government “green energy requirements” that allowed fire to rapidly engulf the building Wednesday, leaving […]

 

Moonbats Want United Nations to Impose Global Ban on Cultural Appropriation

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It will be very bad news for non-whites if this gets traction: A group of Native American and indigenous activists are lobbying the United Nations to outlaw “cultural appropriation” across the globe. Critics of “cultural appropriation” believe that people should not adopt ideas, art, food, clothing, or other elements of cultures they do not belong […]

 

The Words “Flair,” “Brilliance,” and “Genius” Now Regarded as Politically Incorrect

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A Newspeak Dictionary update from Airstrip One: Cambridge University examiners have been warned against using words such as “flair”, “brilliance” and “genius” when assessing students’ work because they are associated with men, an academic has revealed. Lucy Delap, a lecturer in British History at the top-ranking institution, said History tutors are discouraged from using the […]

 

Old Dominion University Strives to Smash Heterosexism

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After “white privilege” has been eradicated, the next target of social engineers will be “heterosexism.” Old Dominion University’s Safe Space Committee is already on the case: According to the committee’s website, the organization is dedicated “to a vision of a community that is open, safe, and accepting to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer […]

 

Moonbattery Encroaches on Olympic Shooting Sports

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We are a step closer to utopia, now that the Olympics has made shooting sports more politically correct: Moving towards being “more youthful, more urban, and more women” the International Olympic Committee approved a host of changes to the shooting sports for the upcoming Tokyo Games. … The upside of the plan for the shooting […]