UN’s Green Blueprint for World Domination

Like Dr. Evil in an Austin Powers movie, the authoritarian bureauweenies infesting the United Nations have an actual plan for world domination. It rests on the thoroughly discredited global warming hoax. Environmentalism should be regarded on the same level with religion “as the only compelling, value-based narrative available to humanity,” according to a paper written […]

 

Bill Ayers, De Facto Education Czar

Someone’s missing from Chairman Zero’s long list of czars: Education Czar Bill Ayers, the Maoist terrorist who bombed the Capitol Building and the Pentagon, was let off on a technicality (as KSM could be), then discovered that he could do more damage to America by joining the education establishment and grooming a certain left-wing community […]

 

Cindy Shehag Still Spreading Patriotic Cheer

Cindy Sheehan was the darling of the liberal media establishment, before it dumped her for its new love, Barack Hussein Obama. But she’s still out there promoting the progressive agenda. Here she displays her respect for a veteran: This sordid scene occurred at Travis Air Force Base on Saturday. Videotape of the incident shows that […]

 

Chairman Zero Falls Flat With Arabs

Of all the annoying bumper sticker bleats that Obamunists subject us to, the most absurd is their cherished notion that letting a sophomoric community activist moonbat play president will “restore America’s standing in the world.” America’s standing didn’t need restoration, although it will before this tragic farce is over with. But everyone likes us now, […]

 




Warmists Caught Fudging Data in New Zealand

Global warming is manmade, all right. It’s made by men in lab coats who angle for government grants by fudging the data. Right on the heels of ClimateGate we have this news from New Zealand: The New Zealand Government’s chief climate advisory unit NIWA is under fire for allegedly massaging raw climate data to show […]

 

Dopes’ Hope Is Fading Fast

How quickly fashion changes. Less than a year into our first Affirmative Action presidency, here’s the new look: Shirts unflattering toward the Moonbat Messiah are hardly a novelty among patriots, but the FreshJive design above is a product of the Left, which is starting to understand the implications of having placed a naked emperor on […]

 




“Gang Rape” Struck From Newspeak Dictionary

Gang rape is such a crime against humanity that Scotland Yard has resolved to stamp it out — not the practice, but the term itself: Politically correct Scotland Yard chiefs have stopped using the term ‘gang rape’ because it is too ’emotive’, the Mail can reveal. Instead officers have been advised to use the long-winded […]

 




Police Grovel Before Muslim Maniacs

The obsequious political correctness that allowed Nidal Malik Hasan to fester away until he was ready to launch his terrorist massacre at Ford Hood is hardly limited to the military. Law enforcement is rotted through with it too: The Ummah, a violent fundamentalist Sunni Islamic group in Detroit, advocates a separate Islamic state that would […]

 

British Bureauweenies Nix Anti-Cancer Drug

Socialized medicine doesn’t really mean death panels. It means pleasantly named bureaucracies like Britain’s NICE, which has just ruled that those with liver cancer are a burden on The State and must die quickly for the greater good. What use are taxpayers who are too sick to pay taxes? The health watchdog has blocked a […]

 

Obama Gun Boom Continues

A rare sector of the economy not based on coercion that has actually benefited from the disgraceful results of last November’s election continues to flourish: All over America demand for firearms and ammunition is rising amid concerns that rising unemployment, which passed 10 per cent this month, will lead inexorably to higher rates of crime. […]

 

KSM Show Trial Script Has Been Written

The plan for helping Khalid Sheikh Mohammed complete the 9/11 terror atrocities is all mapped out. First the Obamination Administration postures as morally righteous in contrast to George Bush, against whom Chairman Zero continues to campaign, despite W last having run for office in 2004. Then KSM is granted a soapbox from which to denounce […]

 

Global Warming Produces Plague of Giant Jellyfish

Even as the wheels come loose from the discredited global warming hoax, the statist media continues to fabricate exotic new threats in an increasingly farcical attempt to scare us into believing in the liberal elite’s favorite Trojan horse for totalitarianism. Now we need the Authorities to do something really drastic or we’ll be menaced by […]

 

Unnamed Experts Find Michele Bachmann Extreme

Michele Bachmann must be doing something right. She’s scared the pants off moonbats all the way over in England: Bachmann, at 53, is a darling of the so-called Tea Party movement, which has campaigned vociferously against healthcare reform, the economic stimulus package and legislation to combat climate change. Her followers have been behind mass rallies […]

 

Union Goons Go After Aspiring Eagle Scout

No good deed goes unpunished, in a country dominated by Comrade Obama’s union cronies: In pursuit of an Eagle Scout badge, Kevin Anderson, 17, has toiled for more than 200 hours over several weeks to clear a walking path in an east Allentown park. Little did the do-gooder know that his altruistic act would put […]

 

Racism Imposed From the Bench

So much for people being judged by the content of their character. Our president was chosen primarily for his skin color; U.S. District Judge Ivan L.R. Lemelle in Louisiana has ruled that the same should hold true for school board members: A federal judge ordered the Tangipahoa Parish School Board this week to hire qualified […]

 

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Could Walk

Elections have consequences. One consequence of voters’ appalling lapse of judgment last November is that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind behind the Muslim atrocities of 9/11, may soon be free to plot future terror attacks at his leisure. Mohammed and the four others — Waleed bin Attash, Ramzi Binalshibh, Mustafa Ahmad al-Hawsawi and Ali Abd […]

 


Client #9 to Address Harvard Ethics Center

Our degenerate liberal elite rulers are redefining the term “self-parody“: Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer will give a lecture Thursday afternoon at Harvard University’s ethics center, raising a few questions over what the prostitute-visiting ex-official has to say on the topic. The engagement drew an objection from the former madam whose escort service provided […]