Person of Entitlement Goes Berserk Over Pancakes

Say, do you think the entitlement mentality might be getting a little out of control? Let’s ask Natasha West: The Chicagoan, 27, is facing assault and property damage charges after becoming unhinged when a Denny’s waitress explained that she was not allowed to share her $4 all-you-can-eat pancake special with her friends. West was dining […]

 

Moonbat Wants to Shrink Humans to Under 20 Inches

Nothing could be more emblematic of liberalism than the desire to shrink the stature of the human race literally: For much of the history of humankind, bigger has been better. As our ancestors got taller, they became faster and stronger, giving them the ability to better hunt food and avoid predators. But in a world […]

 



More Mizzou Hate Hoaxery

The fecal swastika was almost certainly a hoax, but there is one other explanation for the chaos at the University of Missouri; black students feel oppressed because the KKK has laid siege to the campus: Late Tuesday night, Twitter began to explode with students and others claiming that KKK members had been spotted walking around […]

 


German MP Calls for Forced Labor to Serve “Refugees”

It was obvious that Germans would be effectively enslaved through taxation to the massive hordes of unskilled, government-dependent Third Worlders who are displacing them. But who would have thought that even before they become a minority in their own country they would be enslaved this directly? A German parliament member has called for introducing a […]

 



Campus Blacks Denounce Whites, Demand Repeal of Constitution

If they had not just deposed the President and Chancellor at the University of Missouri, it would be hard not to laugh at the malevolent but cartoonish designs of wicked idiot children… The multi-university Afrikan Black Coalition is calling for black people to engage in revolution and overthrow the Constitution, citing the need to “stop […]

 

Annual War on Christmas Begins

It’s past Halloween; time for the progressive War on Christmas to resume. Ever-P.C. Starbucks starts us off with this: Most years, Starbucks unveils their festive Christmas-themed cups during the holiday season. This year, however, the chain is refusing to use any cups with any reference to Christmas. Instead of using festive cups, they will use […]

 

Anti-Redskins Indian Wore Blackface

Now that demented maniacs are in charge, sane normal people are the radicals. We may as well make use of Shrillary mentor Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals. #4 is “Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.” This one is easy to apply to our moonbat overlords, because rules are what they […]

 


Canada’s Maclean’s Puts Smiling Al Qaeda Terrorist Omar Khadr on Cover

Don’t take my word for it that the liberal establishment sides with Islam against Western Civilization. You can see the cover of Canada’s Maclean’s for yourself: This is as outrageous as Rolling Stone’s infamous Dzhokhar Tsarnaev as teenage heart throb cover, but more insidious because dim-witted readers might not fully realize that Khadr is evil. […]

 

Refugees’ Savings Matched Dollar for Dollar at Your Expense

Allah promises to reward those who spread Islam by taking part in the hijrah. But in case that isn’t motivation enough, the Islamophile quislings who spend our money for us provide other incentives. Welfare programs for unskilled, uneducated, unassimilable “refugees” imported by the government to displace the native population are generous in the extreme. Some […]

 



Anarchotyranny: 6,000 Drug Convicts Freed as Fisherman Goes to Prison for Catching Too Many Fish

Some people find the term anarchotyranny confusing, because it appears to be an oxymoron. The Obama Regime makes it easier to understand by providing illustration: Last week the administration started releasing the first wave of 6,000 drug convicts who will get out of jail early. In all, about 50,000 prisoners are eligible for early release […]

 

UN Will Create International Tribunal of Climate Justice to Wring Money Out of Americans

Given that the hoax has been repeatedly debunked by the failure of the climate to conform to politically motivated pseudo-scientific models, and that even when the climate does start to change it will only be because in never stays the same for long, what is the point of the United Nations constantly spewing global warming […]

 



Bill Gates Rejects Capitalism, Demands Big Government Save Us From Imaginary Global Warming Menace

Economic liberty (a.k.a. capitalism) has been very very good to Bill Gates, making him one of the richest men in the world. He repays the favor by denouncing the free market and demanding that Big Government impose a command and control economy so as to combat the imaginary global warming menace. The Independent paraphrases his […]

 


John Kasich Praises Awful CNBC Moderators

If there is one thing that everyone can agree on — from Brent Bozell to CNS News to Morning Joe to WaPo — it is that the CNBC moderators did an astonishingly awful job running the Republican debate on Wednesday. But wait, the inept and cartoonishly partisan CNBC boobs do have one advocate: GOP presidential […]

 

Department of Energy Proclaims That Jack-o’-Lanterns Cause Global Warming

Otherwise progressives would love Halloween, since it entails kids demanding treats they did nothing to earn. But it has been found guilty of economic injustice, because climate change causes income inequality and jack-o’-lanterns cause climate change: Most of the 1.3 billion pounds of pumpkins produced in the U.S. end up in the trash, says the […]

 


Campus Feminists Demand Censorship of Social Media

Governments are able to crush fundamental liberties because a lot of people want them crushed. Freedom makes people uncomfortable. This is especially true of some feminists: A coalition of interest groups wants the U.S. Department of Education to require colleges to monitor social media and protect students from threatening and offensive comments. The request was […]

 

Scientists Discover That Sleep Is Racist

The ideology of our moonbat ruling class is the key to unlocking all the mysteries of the universe. It alone applies to every aspect of existence, because all of creation revolves around blacks, and everything is racist. You don’t have to take their word for it; they can back up their ideology with science, which […]