Author: William Teach

Happy Friday! The official Surrender Monkey of the Democrat Party welcomes you to the weekend, a time when the Democrat base switches from wine to hard liquor, and really works those on-line petitions for maximum affect, and get all their talking points in order The Surrender Monkey is high on hope. But, what is hope? […]

From Mitt’s presidential site Today, addressing the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), Governor Romney announced that he was suspending his presidential campaign for the sake of Republican unity and the future of our country. In 2008, Republicans must stand united if we are to prevent Senators Clinton and Obama from taking the White House. As […]

Wasn’t it just a short while ago that Ayatollah Ali Khamenei , Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and other Iranian leaders were telling us how they respected women, cherished them, and treated them better then Western culture did? Hmmmm…. Two Iranian sisters convicted of adultery face being stoned to death after the supreme court upheld death sentences against […]

I wonder why I can’t find this story in the Credentialed Media? Top Iraqi Police officials and Coalition military police gathered at the Camp Fiji training facility Feb. 2 to witness 493 new Iraqi Police officers graduate and perform a demonstration. “This increase in police force will better the peace for the citizens,” said Capt. […]

Morning, y’all, Jebediah Murphy here with a bit of that truthiness from good ole flyover country. And, ya know, I reckon that it is time to buy some of them ice skates from WalMart for cruising around Hell, as I actually almost agree with a DUmmy! Seems there is whopper of a nutty editorial at […]

Finally. The Day has arrived. And there is nothing like a bit of Leftard hysteria to give a few laughs as we wait for the game to start, many of whom, I suspect would prefer to watch a soccer match between Iran and Venezuala Liberian Rubber Workers Won’t Enjoy Super Bowl Show Their Work Paid […]

Yeah, yeah, perhaps I shouldn’t find humor in this, but, it is a deliciously ironic caper (h/t Moonbattery) A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say. Of course, what isn’t funny is that he hurt three other people. […]

That’s Blogapathy. Cute little critter, eh? And, I gotta admit, Blogapathy has shown up for me regarding these primaries. At this point, I’m just not in to posts about the elections. How does one sustain the emotion throughout two years of election campaigning? If anyone asks me what is the biggest difference between Liberals and […]

Ya know, there are some days where not much seems interesting news wise, even when digging deep. Probably doesn’t help that my Giants are playing the Cowgirls later this afternoon. Not much in the global warming or illegal immigration realms, the media doesn’t really want to talk about the successes in Iraq, and, football is […]

Seriously, why do liberals/progressive/surrender monkeys love to trot out their failures to assail the Bush Administration? Jimmy Carter, one of the worst presidents ever. The country was so bad under him that people actually came up with the “Misery Index.” Mike Dukakis. Gary Hart. Al Gore. And, now, in the Washington Post (go figure!), George […]

Or should that be pink balloons? Really heavy ones that plow through the mantle of the Earth. Let’s start with the Democrats 6 for ’06. What were they? Honest leadership and open government Energy independence A healthcare system that works for everyone Real security Economic prosperity and educational excellence Secure retirement Let’s see: they passed […]

Soon, this will be all of us GREENBURGH, N.Y. (AP) — Audrey Davison lives alone, gets a $620 Social Security check each month and worries about the sharply rising taxes on her four-bedroom house. Davison, 76, raised her family there and after 43 years, she really doesn’t want to leave Greenburgh. Greenburgh doesn’t want her […]

Political edition Ron Paul: the chicken is our last best hope in saving the Constitution! Hillary Clinton: well, Bill was getting a little frisky, so….. Joe Biden: the chicken just wanted to get from one side of Delaware to the other Mike Huckabee: the chicken was emulating my tax policies as governor Fred!: The problem […]

Every Christmas, after the presents are opened and breakfast is being made, I read this first in the paper. It is a Christmas classic that has always touched my soul. While some people outside of the Tri-State area have heard of it, rarely do papers outside of the NY-NJ-Conn area see it in print, and […]

Let’s get right to it! Answers below the fold. Let’s see how well you do! (cross posted at Pirate’s Cove and Blue Star Chronicles) Anthropogenic climate change is… Waterboarding is… Abortion on demand is… Climahysterics believe that changing one’s lifestyle for climate change is something that everyone… Ron Paul is… Liberals believe you are rich […]

I wrote the other day that the Bali climahysteria (or should that be climahypocricy?) conference proves that climahysteria is all bout $$$$$. And, now, for something completely the same, more proof JIMBARAN, Indonesia, Dec 9 (Reuters) – Rich and poor countries failed on Sunday to agree on a plan to open up trade in green […]

Let’s start with The Question: If the climahysteric disciples believe that Man is at fault, then why do they refuse to live the life they tell everyone and every country they should live and why do they not smack their climahysteric leaders for not only failing to live the life, but living worse then then […]

Seriously, what else does this poll by Scripps tell us? Nearly two-thirds of Americans think it is possible that some federal officials had specific warnings of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on New York and Washington, but chose to ignore those warnings, according to a Scripps Howard News Service/Ohio University poll. A national survey […]

You might remember Sunsara Taylor taking on Bill O’Reilly back on March 19th, 2007 (not a typo. The post was on the 20th, show on 19th.) It wasn’t pretty. Bill seemed to get to a point where he was saying “I just can’t do it. It would be easy to destroy her.” Well, good news! […]

Morning, y’all, Jebediah Murphy here on another fine White Trash Wednesday. But, hey, I done run across an interesting story at that thar Defeatocratic Underground, which has apparently been missed by most of the MSM and those of us here in the ‘sphere. The Washington Post was nice enough to have a small blurb on […]

I seriously love these pompous, sanctimonious blowhards who bloviate about global warming VALENCIA, Spain, Nov. 17 — Secretary General Ban Ki-moon, describing climate change as “the defining challenge of our age,” released the final report of a United Nations panel on climate change here on Saturday and called on the United States and China to […]

Or not. By now, everyone in the ‘spere knows about Hillary’s little gaffe, to whit, planting questions at a Townhall meeting (also mentioned yesterday on Right Wing News by Rob Port of Say Anything.) Interestingly, a DUmmie compares this to Hils whining about someone planting a question about her pro-Iraq War Operation Iraqi Freedom vote […]

Check out all these moderate Iranians! TEHRAN (Reuters) – Thousands of Iranians chanted “Death to America” and vowed not to yield to U.S. pressure over Iran’s nuclear program at a demonstration on Sunday marking the 28th anniversary of the seizure of the American embassy. Students burned the Stars and Stripes outside the leafy compound in […]

I think they are confusing “being at work” with “doing actual work” (via NY Times. Have you ever noticed that stories that are even somewhat negative tend to appear in the Gray Lady on Saturday? The editors must go on a serious bender on Friday nights) Shortly after winning a majority last year, Democrats triumphantly […]

Are you ready for this? Please, no drinking of milk, coffee, or juice, as I will not be responsible for any nose damage that occurs burythehatchet – DU’ers are not radicals, we’re not out of the mainstream, we’re not the lunatic fringe WE ARE SIMPLY BETTER INFORMED. And so our seeming crazy when we say […]

Well, this is good news for those those who backed The Goracle receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, and were tickled pinko when he won it, thanks to 5 bored Norwegians What does global warming have to do with global peace? The globe may find out sooner than we think, experts say. “Climate change is and […]