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Grist: You Don’t Care About Globull Warming Because Your Brain Is Wired Wrong

Posted on February 24, 2011 by William Teach

The headline at Grist is an attention grabber: Maybe no one cares about climate change because we’re wired for extinction. Yet, the article doesn’t really support that, as George Black goes on a tear that our brains are wired wrong In my unending (and thus far, I have to confess, largely fruitless) attempts to figure […]

Wisconsin Assembly Pulls All Nighter, Democrats Become Snippy

Posted on February 23, 2011February 23, 2011 by William Teach

In the real world, mom and dad (or kindergarten teacher) would put the Dems into timeout, asked them if they had been eating Playdo. Right now, the Wisconsin assembly is going strong into their second day of debate and votes, along with a filibuster and enormous amounts of amendments from Democrats, and, we have Capitol […]

Socializing the Cost of Sexual Mutilation

Posted on February 22, 2011February 22, 2011 by Dave Blount

MSNBC crows with joy that politically correct corporations have been forcing their employees to finance bizarre sexual mutilation procedures by covering them under insurance policies as if they were medically necessary. With little fanfare, more and more large corporations, including Coca-Cola, Campbell Soup and Walt Disney, have expanded their insurance coverage to meet the needs […]

Liberals Provide Smears And Innuendo Over Wisconsin Doctors Notes Story

Posted on February 20, 2011 by William Teach

A bit of typical unhinged derangement and lying from Crooks and Liars to amuse you as you start your Sunday: Wisconsin Protesters Breitbarted Over Bogus Teachers’ Excuses Fox News broke this bulletin about an hour ago. It stems from a video posted by the MacIver Institute Wisconsin alleging that a doctor is signing bogus excuses […]

Sorry, Obama Zombies, It Was Climate Change That Caused Mubarak To Resign

Posted on February 12, 2011 by William Teach

Of course, the narrative is now that it was Obama giving another speech via TOTUS that caused Mubarak to resign, but, Science Blogs thinks differently The Egyptian dictator, Hosni Mubarak, has resigned, finally relenting to weeks of massive protests. Is he the latest casualty of climate change? This is a provacative question, but I believe […]

Children Commune With Sacred Polar Bears

Posted on February 10, 2011 by Dave Blount

Mmmm. Lunch. What could go wrong? At the Cochrane Polar Bear Habitat in Cochrane, Ontario, children are invited to swim inside a wading pool attached to a polar bear enclosure, getting as close to the Coca Cola mascot as safety, and five centimeters of shatterproof glass, permit. If enough people grow up thinking of these […]

Madison, Wi., Mayor Calls For Snowpocalypse Day To Combat Climate Change

Posted on February 10, 2011 by William Teach

Today’s unhinged alarmism comes from the snowy city of Madison, Wisconsin, where they have had well above normal amounts of global warming snow for February (13.5 inches above): Mayor proposes annual city snow day, rail reform at WISPIRG event Just weeks before the mayoral primary, Madison Mayor Dave Cieslewicz spoke about hot-button issues to an […]

Sheila Jackson Lee: “Pepsi Commercial Is Demeaning”

Posted on February 9, 2011February 9, 2011 by William Teach

Good thing our elected officials have their priorities straight Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) took to the House floor Tuesday night to criticize what she called a “demeaning” Pepsi ad that aired during the Super Bowl. She’s worried about a Pepsi commercial while our federal deficit and debt skyrocket, jobs are still stagnating, costs are […]

Climate Change Will Apparently Cause Rivers To Freeze

Posted on February 8, 2011 by William Teach

Comedy gold from the USA Today Is climate change causing millions to migrate? Interesting. During the last glacial period, mankind migrated from Asia across the landbridges to the North American continent, and down to South America. During the Little Ice Age, mankind migrated from Europe to the New World. Two new studies paint contrasting views […]

Unhinged CCR Announces Bush Indictment For Torture

Posted on February 8, 2011 by William Teach

Interesting that the Center For Constitutional Rights, a far left pro-communist and open borders lobby group, has never announced an indictment against people like Osama Bin Laden, Ayman Al-Zawahiri, or any of the other Islamic terrorists on the FBI’s top 10 list. Of course, like so many on the far left, they quietly support the […]

Rachel Maddow’s Reason For Being Duped by Satire Website: It’s Conservatives Fault

Posted on February 4, 2011February 4, 2011 by Warner Todd Huston

Remember when you were a kid and you got caught doing something you shouldn’t have been doing? Remember when you were confronted with your wrong doing that your first response was to blame everyone else? Well, that is very common for a child… or for a liberal, apparently. At least it is for MSNBC’s left-wing […]

Globull Warming Could Lead To More Golf Days In Niagara Falls Area..And This Is Bad?

Posted on February 3, 2011 by William Teach

For a place that is freaking cold and snow in the dead of winter ….. say, why does it snow so darned much in Niagara when the water and air are very cold? ……. you’d think more warm days would be something people would look forward to. Not in Climate Alarmist World NIAGARA FALLS — […]

Snap! Being Forced To Purchase Health Insurance Like Buying A TV

Posted on January 31, 2011January 31, 2011 by William Teach

I wasn’t aware of the law that Americans are required to purchase TVs simply for being alive, but, we are talking about Kathleen Sebelius’ World, who seems to be channeling her inner Joe Biden Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius defended the new health care law’s mandate requiring people to purchase insurance, comparing the […]

Finally: Warmist Joe Romm Links Egyptian Riots With Globull Warming

Posted on January 31, 2011 by William Teach

Back on the 29th, I wrote a tongue in cheek post on how climate alarmists could link the Egyptian and Tunisian riots to the anthropogenic global warming idiocy. I see that Bookworm also had thoughts along the same line (here and here). And now, finally, a True Believer connects the dots Reports: Egyptian and Tunisian […]

Four Questions For Valley Girl, Uh I Mean Pundit, Meghan McCain About Michele Bachmann’s Speech

Posted on January 29, 2011January 29, 2011 by Susannah Fleetwood

Tuesday night, President Obama gave his State of the Union Address. Then afterward, Republican Congressman Paul Ryan gave the official GOP response to the president’s SOTU address, and Congresswoman Michele Bachmann gave the unofficial Tea Party response. Most in the political world expected fireworks from Ms. Bachmann’s response, but, in the end, her speech proved […]

Valentines’s Day Is Almost Here, So, Make Your Own Eco-Friendly Lingerie!

Posted on January 29, 2011January 29, 2011 by William Teach

Because there’s nothing better for Gaia than sewing your own sexy lingerie Alabama Chanin offers a sexy and sustainable alternative to your standard nylon negligee and polyester panties for Valentine’s Day: a DIY organic cotton corset and bloomer set, entirely made in the USA. Hmmmm Wow, that’s ultra sexy……well, not really, but, your loved one […]

Snap! Treeshagger Has The 15 Places To Meet A Green-Hottie

Posted on January 28, 2011January 28, 2011 by William Teach

I know you’re excited. It’s Friday, and you are just dying to head out this weekend and meet some green-hotties who will yap your ear off about sustainability, recycling, an ice free Arctic in a hundred years, how you can reduce your carbon footprint (so she can continue driving her Hummer H3), and other romantic […]

Good News, London, Climate Change Will Destroy You

Posted on January 27, 2011 by William Teach

Time for another scarefest, via our alarmists buddies at Treehugger Time Out, London’s weekly events-listing magazine, has asked experts to describe the impact of great catastrophes on the capital city. Many are related to climate change and the outlook is not good. A scientist outlined the effect of global temperatures rising by 4C, something that […]

Arkansas And N.Y. Look To Play Nanny With Distracted Pedestrians

Posted on January 25, 2011January 25, 2011 by William Teach

Having solved all their actual issues, it’s time for a big dose of nannyism Lawmakers in at least two states are looking to pull the plug on texting pedestrians and iPod-obsessed runners, claiming their diverted attention borders on disaster. After targeting drivers who paid more attention to their phone calls and text messages than the […]

Wacky Sheila Jackson Lee: Repealing ObamaCare Violates The Constitution

Posted on January 19, 2011 by William Teach

It’s so simple: including a mandate that requires someone to buy health insurance based on a Constitutional clause giving Congress the power to regulate interstate commerce, which means someone had actually purchased something, but, they haven’t purchased it yet, but, you will purchase it because the government says you have to purchase it, so, because […]

Good News! There’s Finally A Guide On How To Date A Vegan

Posted on January 18, 2011January 18, 2011 by William Teach

I’m so excited. This is something we have all been dying for! Welcome to TreeShagger, our new column on green dating. If you’ve got dating issues you want us to address in future columns, drop us a line. Um, TreeShagger? Seriously? You’re having sex with trees? No one knows what tempeh is. Seriously. Except for […]

Politico’s Token “Conservative” Blames Right Wing Hate

Posted on January 18, 2011 by William Teach

Most insiders know that Joe Scarborough, hired to be Politico’s token conservative, is anything but. At one point, he may have been a Reagan Republican, but, since starting work at MSNBC, he has slowly moved further and further to the left, as the station did. But, Joe has some un-civil words for those on the […]

It’s MLK, Jr. Day. Obviously, It’s All About Enviro-Wacko Gardens

Posted on January 17, 2011 by William Teach

Again, there is nothing wrong with environmentalism, and being environmentally conscious. Yet, have you ever noticed that so many of the self-proclaimed environmental champions always take it about 5 steps too far, and drift into La La Land? Case in point: Reflections on community gardens and the legacy of MLK Note: This is a version […]