Hilarious: Oregon Strikes Down Law Banning Self-Service Gas Stations and Residents Freak

As a child, I never understood the reason why Oregonians couldn’t pump their own gas. Why would there be a law stating that a gas station attendant must pump the gas? As an adult, it made a lot more sense to me: people are idiots. They don’t act in their own self-interest a lot of […]

 

Netflix ‘Creepy’ Tweet Raises Concerns About How Much the Company Knows About Customers

Businesses are upping their Twitter game and putting the snarkiest, saltiest person at the office in charge of their social media account. Their hilarious tweets quickly go viral and bring them more attention which is of course good for everyone. It’s great marketing and just good business sense. What happens, however, when one of those […]

 

“It’s Like Talking to a Real Girl”: Sex Robots SWEEPING THE GLOBE as Popularity Surges [VIDEO]

A new documentary features interviews and footage of the men who are sleeping with sex robots instead of looking for a real live wife. One man who was interviewed said that he controls his robot with an app on his phone and is shown sitting down on a loveseat with his “girlfriend.” The robot enthusiast […]

 

Addressing the Menace of Neo-Nazi Furries

What could be more indicative of soft tyranny than the emergence of neo-Nazi furries? Furries are eccentrics who dress up like stuffed animals and gather at conventions, largely to satisfy a bizarre sexual fetish. They were previously thought to be harmless kooks. However… It appears [the] subculture, which has long been associated with gay and […]

 

Oppression by Cleavage Motor Boat Noise

The sexual misconduct allegation craze has jumped the shark: Sir Richard Branson says he has no recollection of an allegedly innapropriate incident involving one of Joss Stone’s backing singers during a party on his private Caribbean island. The Virgin magnate was accused by Antonia Jenae of putting his head between her cleavage and making boat […]

 

Man goes BLIND in one eye after powerful orgasm during intercourse

A young man recently landed in hospital with a case so bizarre that his case made it into history. The British Medical Journal is finally giving more detail on a case where a 29 year-old male went to the emergency ward when he realized that he had an “obstruction in the central vision of his […]

 

Study: Many Young People Think Compliments, Drink Invites Are Forms Of ‘Sexual Harassment’ [VIDEO]

A new study has come out showing the very different way that millennials think about dating. According to a comprehensive new poll published in the Economist, young people all over the world are starting to consider the simple act of asking someone out on a date to be considered harassment. The survey was given to […]

 

Inside the Sex Robot Showroom, Where Customers Can TEST DRIVE Love Dolls [VIDEO]

Just don’t tell your girlfriend where you were at all day… hahaha. If it’s reasonable to talk about how Democrats like Al Franken conduct themselves with women, there shouldn’t be any issue with using Right Wing News to talk about how loners conduct themselves with dolls. In Vienna, Austria, you can now visit a sex […]

 

PHOTOS: Teen Model Sells Her Virginity for MILLIONS!

For one beautiful American women, her own virginity now has a market price. WARNING: NSFW photos below! Giselle is a 19 year-old woman selling her virginity on the website Cinderella Escorts and the bidding has reached well over 2.5 million euros. Giselle has called it a “dream come true” and said that the trend of […]

 

O.J. Simpson Is Loose, Wants to Hit Bunny Ranch

Having evaded prison after committing two murders (although he owes over $33 million in a wrongful death suit) thanks to his fame and privileged pigmentation, and now having been paroled from a 33-year sentence for armed robbery, former NFL and Hollywood star O.J. Simpson will now devote himself to a clean and wholesome life. Just […]

 

Here’s a List of Stores That Will be Closed This Thanksgiving

For Thanksgiving this year, many retailers are trying to decide whether to stay open on turkey day to start their Black Friday sales early, or to close as is tradition for their employees and their families to celebrate the day. Thanksgiving is on Thursday, November 23rd this year. Therefore, a number of businesses got the […]

 

Boy Scouts Announce That They’ll Start Accepting Girls, Allow Them To Earn Eagle Scout Rank

It’s official… the Boy Scouts no longer exist. Now, girls can join the Boy Scouts as Cub Scouts and achieve the rank of Eagle Scout. And vice versa… boys can join the Girl Scouts. What’s the point in having either one anymore? I sure wouldn’t let me kids join something like that. It was a […]

 

Floodgates Opened: Hilarie Burton Says Weinstein Protegé Ben Affleck Groped Her ‘When She Was A Kid’ [VIDEO]

Former MTV hostess Hilarie Burton “didn’t forget” that Ben Affleck groped her in 2003. With the revelation that Harvey Weinstein is a well known pervert and serial sexual harasser of women in Hollywood, women who have been in the limelight in years past are having their stories brought back into the news cycle. Most of […]

 

DID YOU SEE THIS?! Texas Capital Replaces Columbus Day With ‘Indigenous Peoples’ Day’

The Austin, Texas City Council has just voted to no longer recognize Columbus Day, instead changing the holiday over to Indigenous Peoples’ Day. Austin is following in the footsteps of Berkeley, Seattle, Denver, Albuquerque, Phoenix and Los Angeles in shedding their support for Columbus Day in order to “create a path of healing and reconciliation.” […]

 

Folsom Street Fair Previews Continued Defeat in the Culture War

Tomorrow’s America is on display today in the liberal utopia of San Francisco: A line of men and women decked out in leather, leashes and lingerie waited to be flogged and spanked in an enclosed stage as hundreds of spectators watched and snapped photos Sunday. It was just another day at the Folsom Street Fair, […]

 

Steph Curry Says Trump’s Comments Are Beneath The Office: He’s Right

President Donald Trump has decided to involve himself in sports (The Hill) Steph Curry fired back at President Trump for disinviting him from the White House earlier Saturday, saying it was “beneath” his position to publicly attack him. The Golden State Warriors star said it was “surreal” for him to wake up and see that […]

 

Sign At Dairy Queen Sparks Outrage, Owner REFUSES To Apologize (Photos)

In today’s super politically correct world, there are constant admonitions about the “wrong” things to say. And some people are fed up — including one Dairy Queen owner, who put up a sign giving a warning to any potentially thin-skinned patrons. But not everyone appreciated it. A Dairy Queen in Kewaskum, Wisconsin erected a sign […]

 

Diners Outraged After Buffalo Wild Wings Mutes Nat’l Anthem Before NFL Game

In California, an employee at a Buffalo Wild Wings muted the National Anthem playing before a Monday Night NFL game despite protests from the customers. He blamed “company policy” on turning down the anthem, because it was too controversial. So to get that straight, on Sept. 11th, a Buffalo Wild Wings employee said it was […]

 

Superman Renounced U.S. Citizenship, Now Shields Illegals From White Supremacist In New Episode

Truth, justice and ¡Viva México! In the newest Action Comics, Superman stars in “The Oz Effect” where among other things, he is shown in a panel to be protecting a group of illegal immigrants from a white man carrying a gun wearing an American flag bandanna. The villain here, the white guy shooting at the illegals is […]

 

Major ‘Anti-Trump’ Resistance Group, Soros Connected – Just Endorsed Antifa [VIDEO]

The leading anti-Trump group (besides your Facebook friends who manage to pipe up about Trump whenever you update a status saying something nice about MAGA) known as Refuse Fascism is now going after Nancy Pelosi and other Democrats who are playing ball with Trump, accusing them of abetting the “fascism” of the President. They’re called […]

 

McDonald’s workers: Here’s how we cheat you out of fries [VIDEO]

Sigh… there is just no getting away from the injustice. The cruelness. The absolute torture that millions face today. No, I’m not talking about the concentration camps in North Korea, or epidemics across the world. No. I’m talking about your local McDonald’s screwing you out of a regular portion of their salty, golden, delicious fries! […]

 

Gold Miners Slaughter Uncontacted Amazonian Tribe – Brag About It In Bar

“Bragging about committing murder” is both stupid and evil. We recently found out that ten members of an uncontacted tribe in the Amazon, in South America, were being murdered by outsiders. The Brazilian government now believes that these ten people were murdered by gold miners who were in the area. The Brazilian government agency dedicated to […]

 

Miss America Goes Full Anti-Trump With Politically Charged Questions – America Responds [VIDEO]

Isn’t Miss America supposed to be that sexist institute that objectifies women? Weren’t we supposed to ignore it? This year’s pageant has crowned its new winner, but not without first stopping to politicize the whole thing first. No fun allowed, everything has to be CNN. So here’s the transcript (video below) of what happened when […]

 

EVIL: Liberals Praying For Hurricane Irma To Destroy Trump Family In Florida

We’ve been updating and following Hurricane Irma, but had to stop to take a moment to check out what the lefties are crying about on social media. As usual, like the bunch of violent communists they are, they hope that people they hate have their things destroyed and call up on God himself to ruin […]

 

Vanity Fair Snubs Melania Trump To Fully Honor Michelle Obama On ‘Best Dressed’ List

The left has mocked Melania for being “just an underwear model” for years, but now they’re trying to tell us that Michelle Obama is more fashionable than the current FLOTUS? Vanity Fair, a failing fashion magazine edited by Graydon Carter, has snubbed the beautiful and fashionable Melania Trump on their International Best Dressed List and […]

 

Liberals Pushing To Change “Father’s Day” to “Special Person’s Day” Because… Sexist [VIDEO]

Of course, the political party that idolizes single mothers would hate dad. To the left, dad is always a deadbeat. He’s never there and shouldn’t be in charge of the kids anyway. Mom is a superhero and can do it all on her own! Well, moms have it a lot easier when their children’s father […]

 

Boyfriend Digs Up Dead Girlfriend’s Corpse To Burn It – To Stop Her From Haunting Him

This works in shows like Supernatural, but I don’t know that it’s as socially acceptable in the real world. Russian man and taker of terrible advice, Yuriy Golvin, 30, has been detained for allegedly digging up the grave of 17 year-old Olga Gileva. Because a sorceress told him to. Because he believed she was haunting […]

 

Majority Of Voters Support Keeping Washington, Jefferson, Other Statues

ABC, along with a few other outlets, is pimping a poll that states that only 29% approve of President Trump’s handling of Charlottesville, while 56% disapprove. Which is interesting when you have a D/R/I split of 33-22-42 split. But, what of another poll? Voters Strongly Defend Washington, Jefferson, Lessons of the Past Despite calls by […]

 

The Left Is Now Trying To Replace Confederate Monument With Statue Of Rapper Missy Elliott

Just stunningly insane. There is a leftist petition out there now that wants to replace the Confederate monument in Olde Towne Portsmouth, Virginia, with a statue of rapper Missy Elliott. Who? Never heard of her and I certainly don’t want a statue of some rapper put in the place of a war monument. They say […]

 

Gov. McAuliffe Of Charlottesville Says There Is No Place For The Alt-Right In America, Remains Silent On Antifa [VIDEO]

Before I dig into this, let me just say that Governor Terry McCauliffe is a raging Marxist and a dedicated coward. In Charlottesville, Virginia when the rioting began, he hid in a building surrounded by heavy security, quaking in his loafers and hiding behind guns that he bans for everyone else. The police had the […]