Category: Humor

Global Warming Belief Really IS A Religion: Now With Miracles!

Posted on by Lori Ziganto

The Environmental (mental being the operative word) Left, in their embracing of the hoax commonly known as Global Warming â„¢, have irrefutably become what they always sneer at: Religious. Or, as they prefer to call it “magical belief systems”. Because, if the following isn’t magic, then I don’t know what is. Gateway Pundit reminds us […]

 

First Treacher, Now Peggy Fleming. Biden’s Motorcade Injures Fleming

Posted on by Lori Ziganto

First, they came for some random citizens that I didn’t know – and I did nothing. Then, they came for Treacher – and I said nothing (except for blogging about it and twittering some stern messages!) Next, they came for Peggy Fleming. Before they come for me, I must speak up. Joe Biden’s motorcade was […]

 

Exclusive Interview: Chief of Obama’s TelePrompter Advance Team

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

I was excited to be able to snag an interview with the head man — or rather woman — in President Obama’s TelePrompter crew, Ima Prizenteur. Her official title is Special Assistant to the President for Elocutionary Support but her crew is best known as the Spiel Team. It is Ima’s responsibility to set up […]

 

Restrained No More’s — Happy Inauguration, Mr. President

Posted on by Sharise Parviz

As we wait for our 2010 state of the union address.:  It seemed fitting to take a look back just 1 year and 1 week to see where Obama started. For other episodes of the show or more info check out- http://www.restrainednomore.com/

 

Restrained No More’s – Rhonda on her soap box.

Posted on by Sharise Parviz

As we think about the plight of the people in Haiti – the question of what does it mean to be Compassionate and Conservative comes to mind. RestrainedNoMore’s – Rhonda gets on her soap box about the term ‘Compassionate Conservative’ – because who really cares anyway? For other episodes of the show or more info […]

 

The Top 20 Liberal Pick-Up Lines

Posted on by John Hawkins

20) Your Birkenstocks must stink, cause you’ve been nature-hiking through my mind all day. — JCred 19) You had me at “Mao.” — ResistTyranny 18) We’re both workers, of the world ……let’s “Unite” — TheGenuineDavid 17) Hey honey, wanna come back to my place and test my emissions? — sarahbellumd 16) My pants need a […]

 

College Atheists Give Up Club: ‘What’s the Point?’

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Denitown, Connecticut — Chip McKeown, president of the Atheist club at Connecticut’s College of Regional Accountant Practitioners (CRAP), has announced that the club will be disbanding at the close of this semester. Professor Freewind Pulcinski (pictured) expressed his disappointment with the move. “It was, like, totally, you, know, juss… like bummed. Ya know, man?,” the […]

 

New Hollywood Movie Says Islam Destroyed by 2012!

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Roland Emmerich’s new end-of-the-world disaster film 2012 has a rollicking good time destroying every monument to man’s architectural genius in the world. The Sistine Chapel goes kablooie, as does the Vatican and the giant Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro. The White House gets flattened, too. All man’s most well known landmarks get […]

 

Meghan McCain’s Latest: Too Stupid Not to Comment Upon

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Just hearing her name causes me pain and normally I wouldn’t waste a minute’s time worrying about what this vacuous little child has to say on much of anything — as is evidence by the fact that this is the first time my keyboard has shuddered out her name. However, Meghan McCain’s latest blog post […]

 

Good Job, Linda Vista P(orn)TA!

Posted on by William Teach

Heh A “typographical error” resulted in the recall of student T-shirts at Linda Vista Elementary School’s recent jog-a-thon, after a parent called the phone number printed on the back of the shirts and was connected to an adult chat line. T-shirts were handed out to all students participating in the Oct. 16 jog-a-thon during recess […]

 

Friday Fun: Things That Really Matter

Posted on by William Teach

Every once in awhile, have to take a step back from the politics to see the stuff that really matters All eyes will be on former Leafs enforcer Tie Domi and NHL toughguy Bob Probert when they renew their storied rivalry on Oct. 4. But this time, their fight to the death will involve spins, […]

 

Tuesday Back To Work (20 Photos)

Posted on by William Teach

I don’t usually cross-post my photofests (defeats the politics, and the formatting did not move from WP to MT very well,) but, just to get everyone back into the swing of things after a long holiday weekend, as Martin suggests :) (I’m also testing the way the “read more” tag works with this theme on […]