Category: Humor

Global Warming Belief Really IS A Religion: Now With Miracles!

Posted on by Lori Ziganto

The Environmental (mental being the operative word) Left, in their embracing of the hoax commonly known as Global Warming â„¢, have irrefutably become what they always sneer at: Religious. Or, as they prefer to call it “magical belief systems”. Because, if the following isn’t magic, then I don’t know what is. Gateway Pundit reminds us […]

 

First Treacher, Now Peggy Fleming. Biden’s Motorcade Injures Fleming

Posted on by Lori Ziganto

First, they came for some random citizens that I didn’t know – and I did nothing. Then, they came for Treacher – and I said nothing (except for blogging about it and twittering some stern messages!) Next, they came for Peggy Fleming. Before they come for me, I must speak up. Joe Biden’s motorcade was […]

 

Hey, Mr. Canadian Premier, Where Do You Go For Heart Surgery? USA, USA!

Posted on by William Teach

From the case files of “Socialized medicine is great, why, exactly?” Newfoundland and Labrador Premier Danny Williams is set to undergo heart surgery this week in the United States. CBC News confirmed Monday that Williams, 60, left the province earlier in the day and will have surgery later in the week. The premier’s office provided […]

 

A Private Moment Captured: Obama and His Best Friend Forever

Posted on by Lori Ziganto

Our source, let’s just call her Jillary Plinton, sent us this snapshot of a private and oh-so-sweet moment, captured on film. Aww, isn’t it just precious? Obama all snuggled up with his Woobie ™. : I hear tell that he calls him “Prompty, my Best Friend Forever.” Jillary informs me that Obama and Prompty sing the […]

 

You Know Obama’s Recession Is Bad When Sex Workers Have To Cut Prices

Posted on by William Teach

OK, this article is about the recession in Canada, but, since it is a world wide recession, and Obama is blaming Bush for the recession, and making it all America’s fault, and he is the ONLY ONE who can fix it, will Obama help these folks out with a few patronizing words? Drag queen “Ray” […]

 

Exclusive Interview: Chief of Obama’s TelePrompter Advance Team

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

I was excited to be able to snag an interview with the head man — or rather woman — in President Obama’s TelePrompter crew, Ima Prizenteur. Her official title is Special Assistant to the President for Elocutionary Support but her crew is best known as the Spiel Team. It is Ima’s responsibility to set up […]

 

Restrained No More’s — Happy Inauguration, Mr. President

Posted on by Sharise Parviz

As we wait for our 2010 state of the union address.:  It seemed fitting to take a look back just 1 year and 1 week to see where Obama started. For other episodes of the show or more info check out- http://www.restrainednomore.com/

 

Restrained No More’s – Rhonda on her soap box.

Posted on by Sharise Parviz

As we think about the plight of the people in Haiti – the question of what does it mean to be Compassionate and Conservative comes to mind. RestrainedNoMore’s – Rhonda gets on her soap box about the term ‘Compassionate Conservative’ – because who really cares anyway? For other episodes of the show or more info […]

 

Bacon Can Boost Baby Intelligence. Is There Nothing It Can’t Do?

Posted on by William Teach

Can we branch bacon off into its own food group? The traditional English breakfast is not normally associated with good health. But scientists have found that eating a plate of bacon and eggs could help pregnant women boost the intelligence of their unborn child. But the new study suggests that a chemical in pork products […]

 

Why This Conservative Wants To Be Like Al Gore

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

I have to admit it. I am jealous of former Vice President Al Gore. I want what he’s got, at least in a generalized way. It isn’t that I envy him for having been vice president. The number two spot has traditionally been one not well regarded and only a few VPs have made the […]

 

The Product That Will Transform Your Life: The Laptop Steering Wheel Desk

Posted on by John Hawkins

Courtesy of the fine folks at Snapped Shot, I’d like to point you towards what may be the greatest invention ever actually created by mankind. Sure, it falls short of the ray gun, the Terminator, and the Death Star, but those have only been dreamt of, while this product is actually available on Amazon for […]

 

College Atheists Give Up Club: ‘What’s the Point?’

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Denitown, Connecticut — Chip McKeown, president of the Atheist club at Connecticut’s College of Regional Accountant Practitioners (CRAP), has announced that the club will be disbanding at the close of this semester. Professor Freewind Pulcinski (pictured) expressed his disappointment with the move. “It was, like, totally, you, know, juss… like bummed. Ya know, man?,” the […]

 

Chinese PWN Obama During Human Rights Speech

Posted on by William Teach

This is the kind of thing that was bound to happen after the Sec. Of State started off the year by telling the Chinese government that human rights were second to economic survival. It’s also the the kind of thing a country can do when they hold a huge chunk of the U.S. debt in […]

 

New Hollywood Movie Says Islam Destroyed by 2012!

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Roland Emmerich’s new end-of-the-world disaster film 2012 has a rollicking good time destroying every monument to man’s architectural genius in the world. The Sistine Chapel goes kablooie, as does the Vatican and the giant Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro. The White House gets flattened, too. All man’s most well known landmarks get […]

 

Meghan McCain’s Latest: Too Stupid Not to Comment Upon

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Just hearing her name causes me pain and normally I wouldn’t waste a minute’s time worrying about what this vacuous little child has to say on much of anything — as is evidence by the fact that this is the first time my keyboard has shuddered out her name. However, Meghan McCain’s latest blog post […]

 

Apple App Store Says Mad Magazine Artist too Mean for Approval

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

I always knew that Mad Magazine was filled with ner-do-wells that will rot your brain and turn you into a big meanie. My teachers in school all told me so… and they were teachers so they must’ve been right. Now the Apple iPhone App store has finally seen the light of reason on this truism, […]

 

Good Job, Linda Vista P(orn)TA!

Posted on by William Teach

Heh A “typographical error” resulted in the recall of student T-shirts at Linda Vista Elementary School’s recent jog-a-thon, after a parent called the phone number printed on the back of the shirts and was connected to an adult chat line. T-shirts were handed out to all students participating in the Oct. 16 jog-a-thon during recess […]