Pink Pussy Hats Denounced as Politically Incorrect

You might think nothing could be more politically correct than the pink pussy hats associated with Women’s Marches, which promote all things moonbatty in the name of feminism. Yet not even these silly hats can withstand liberals’ obsessive search for crimethink: The Women’s March chapter in Pensacola, Fla., posted to its Facebook page that it […]

 


Yale Professor Suggests That Trump Should Be Locked in Loony Bin to Save Human Race from Extinction

Bandy X. Lee is a clinical psychiatrist and an Assistant Clinical Professor at Yale School of Medicine. She has a dire warning regarding the President’s sanity: Trump’s mental health might lead to the extinction of the human species, the Yale psychiatrist briefing lawmakers on the president’s psychological state told Newsweek on Friday. … “As more […]

 

Bomb Cyclones Are The New Normal Or Something

All because you decide to have a hearty breakfast which included evil sausage in your evil natural gas heated home which is too big in the first place, per Excitable Eric Holthaus Get used to saying ‘bomb cyclone.’ This is our climate now. Now that one of the strongest nor’easters on record has swirled off […]

 

‘Climate Change’ Could Mean 50 Feet Of Snow Or Something

From the department of comes this bit of unhinged climate (scam) alarmism 50 feet of snow? POSSIBLE! Thank Climate Change (starts out blabbering about weather events, linking them to Hotcoldwetdry) Generally speaking, Illinois is warmer than it was a century ago by a yearly average of more than 1 degree. (Early projections indicate 2017’s average […]

 

Paul Krugman Calls for Making Pink Pussy Hats the Symbol of Delivery from Evil

When you get down in the dumps, you can always cheer yourself up by laughing at the misery of moonbats like Paul Krugman of the New York Times. Since linking to the Slimes might spread cooties, we’ll take a couple excerpts quoted by the Daily Wire: Many of us came into 2017 expecting the worst. […]

 

Crazy Person Yells At Disney’s Robot Trump

Remember the one where Democrat sore losers screamed at the sky on the anniversary of Trump defeating Hillary fair and square? Then there’s this (Daily Caller) Meet the saddest person in America – Jay Malsky. Malsky is a New York-based actor who has played “drag comedy characters,” including Hillary Clinton. Malsky does not like Donald […]

 

Why Farmer’s Markets Must Be Banned and Mandatory

Society is willing to pour vast sums of wealth into universities via stratospheric tuition and heavy taxpayer support because academics can tell us things that we might not be able to figure out for ourselves, thus preventing us from falling into thoughtcrime. An example is farmer’s markets, which without the guidance of professors we may […]

 


‘Climate Change’ Puts Santa’s Delivery System At Risk Or Something

On the 9th day of Christmas, the Warmists gave to me, more Cult of Climastrology insanity Global warming puts Santa’s delivery system at risk It is proving extremely difficult in the aviation sector to find technological solutions to greenhouse gas emissions that influence climate change. As a result, flying may be the last sector staying […]

 

Moonbat Denounces Centrist Privilege

White privilege has not yet been eradicated and already Chapman University political science student Matthew Q. Joy has discovered another menace: centrist privilege. Barack Obama is a holder of centrist privilege, because “society lauded him a liberal icon” even though he failed to impose socialized medicine. Hillary Clinton is guilty too, because she proposed a […]

 

Governor Moonbeam Takes Long Fossil Fueled Flight To Say The Earth Is “On The Road To Hell”

If we are, isn’t his giant carbon footprint to blame? (LA Times) When he’s lecturing about climate change, Gov. Jerry Brown sounds like a street-corner preacher shouting: “Repent. Change your ways. The end is near.” I envision him in a sackcloth robe, arms flailing and chanting at the wind. That would look rather weird as […]

 

Moonbat Sexually Harasses Robots

An enraged moonbat at Quartz at Work fumes that robots are not being programmed to “fight the patriarchy”: I ran an experiment in which I sexually harassed Apple’s Siri, Amazon’s Alexa, Microsoft’s Cortana, and Google’s Google Home to document how these digital personal servants—whose names and voices are already feminized—peddle stereotypes of female subservience, putting […]

 

Why You Must Not Call Snowflakes Snowflakes

Don’t call snowflakes snowflakes. You might prove that they are snowflakes by damaging their fragile mental health: The “snowflake generation” is a disparaging term now commonly used to refer to young people, who are perceived to be over-sensitive and intolerant of disagreement. But research by insurance firm Aviva found that 72 per cent of 16-24 […]

 

Newest Thing That Contributes To ‘Climate Change’: Bitcoin

If it isn’t one thing, it’s something else. The Cult of Climastrology will always find new things to link to their cult-like beliefs. Some things will be affected, some things are contributors (Daily Caller) Bitcoin has caught the attention of liberal writers who argue the digital crypto-currency is contributing to global warming. Vox and The […]

 

Climate Ethicist: Flying Is Killing Humans Of The Future Or Something

But, good news, it’s OK if you take a fossil fueled flight that kills future humans if you’re going to a climate conference (anything in red is a quote from Roser) (NoTricksZone) At Swiss SRF public broadcasting, Yves Bossart recently interviewed philosopher and ethicist Dominic Roser of the Institute for Ethics and Human Rights of […]

 


NPR: Thanksgiving Is A Great Time To Talk About End-Of-Life Care

It’s the ideal time to have these conversations or something. Let’s first define this, since the article sorta dinks and dunks around what “end of life care” means. The National Institute On Aging writes “End-of-life care is the term used to describe the support and medical care given during the time surrounding death.” This could […]

 

Say, Could Turkey Poop Help Stop ‘Climate Change’?

This is obviously time for Thanksgiving Could turkey poop help stop climate change? An Israeli research team thinks so. None of us want to think too hard about the turkeys we are about to eat on Thanksgiving. We especially don’t need to think about the excrement they produce. But what if that excrement could help […]

 

Charles Manson Dead: Leftists Lose an Icon

The death of Charles Manson made yesterday a dark day for the last of the 1960s counterculture. While the rest of us wonder why Charles Manson wasn’t executed decades ago, fading flower children and their descendants mourn a lost icon: At their infamous Flint, Michigan, War Party at the end of 1969, the Weathermen hoisted […]

 

Moonbat Breaks Five of Rand Paul’s Ribs, Is Charged With Misdemeanor

Rand Paul is one of a tiny handful of Senators with any discernible principles, making it all the more horrifying that he was assaulted from behind while mowing his lawn, leaving him with five broken ribs: Senior Adviser Doug Stafford said it is unclear when the Republican senator will return to work since he is […]

 

Hot Take: Bergdahl Shouldn’t Have Been Given Dishonorable Discharge, Because It Stops Him From Healing

People, including President Trump (some on Twitter noted he should have kept his mouth shut and not Tweeted till after the decision, and they’re right), were outraged when Bowie Bergdahl got off with no jail time. But, hey, this is the NY Times, so, of course they’re going to go the opposite way in defending […]

 

It Starts: Church To Take Down George Washington Plaque To Be “More Welcoming”

The church, as a private organization, has the right to do this. It’s still incredibly insane that they would remove a memorial to the father of the nation, especially with their reasoning (Washington Times) George Washington was one of the founding members of Christ Church in Alexandria, buying pew No. 5 when the church first […]

 

Moonbats Submit to Demasculinization by Brainwashing

One advantage of identifying math and science as inherently racist is that abolishing them will free up more time to study toxic masculinity: [T]he pilot Rethink Masculinity class [is] a partnership between the Washington, D.C., Rape Crisis Center, Collective Action for Safe Spaces, and ReThink, an organization that works to prevent sexual assault. The program […]

 

Hey, Non-Celts: Stop Appropriating Halloween

It’s the time of the year where loopy SJWs nag about costumes and cultural appropriation. Colleges across the country are lecturing on what costumes are Allowed, and which ones are Mean. They’re having lectures and symposiums, putting out memos. This occurs as well in high schools and elementary schools, where some even have said “no […]

 

The Progressive Stack

Americans believe in equality — not coerced equality of outcome, but equality of opportunity. That is, individuals should be judged on their own merits. Liberals, in stark contrast, want to impose a caste system. At the top are privileged groups that have been granted the cherished status of “marginalized” or “oppressed.” At the bottom are […]

 

Math, Algebra, and Geometry Are Totally White Privilege Or Something

Do you know why these types of stories bug me? Getting beyond the typical race baiting and White Blaming, general moonbattery and Special Snowflake Syndrome, what they position is that minorities, particularly Blacks, are incapable of performing long held standards of education. Math is math. It’s cut and dry. 2+2=4. But, these people, who are […]

 

SNL Goes Misogynistic In Portrayal Of Kellyanne Conway As Pennywise

It’s certainly not the first time Saturday Night Live has portrayed Ms. Conway negatively over her looks, and probably won’t be the last. It’s a pattern with SNL, and other Leftist media outlets, to attack her in a manner that would have them screaming in Offendinitiss if this was against a Democratic woman, and perhaps […]

 

Unhinged Hat Snatching Snowflake To Soon Get Special Lesson On Legal System

If you haven’t seen the amazing video of Special Snowflake Edith Macias taking the MAGA hat from Matthew Vitale’s head and then ranting on about this and that and the other, it should be watched. It’s an education in the mindset of the entitled Special Snowflakes who are Offended and demand that people have their […]