Pink Pussy Hats Denounced as Politically Incorrect

You might think nothing could be more politically correct than the pink pussy hats associated with Women’s Marches, which promote all things moonbatty in the name of feminism. Yet not even these silly hats can withstand liberals’ obsessive search for crimethink: The Women’s March chapter in Pensacola, Fla., posted to its Facebook page that it […]

 


Yale Professor Suggests That Trump Should Be Locked in Loony Bin to Save Human Race from Extinction

Bandy X. Lee is a clinical psychiatrist and an Assistant Clinical Professor at Yale School of Medicine. She has a dire warning regarding the President’s sanity: Trump’s mental health might lead to the extinction of the human species, the Yale psychiatrist briefing lawmakers on the president’s psychological state told Newsweek on Friday. … “As more […]

 

Bomb Cyclones Are The New Normal Or Something

All because you decide to have a hearty breakfast which included evil sausage in your evil natural gas heated home which is too big in the first place, per Excitable Eric Holthaus Get used to saying ‘bomb cyclone.’ This is our climate now. Now that one of the strongest nor’easters on record has swirled off […]

 



Crazy Person Yells At Disney’s Robot Trump

Remember the one where Democrat sore losers screamed at the sky on the anniversary of Trump defeating Hillary fair and square? Then there’s this (Daily Caller) Meet the saddest person in America – Jay Malsky. Malsky is a New York-based actor who has played “drag comedy characters,” including Hillary Clinton. Malsky does not like Donald […]

 

Why Farmer’s Markets Must Be Banned and Mandatory

Society is willing to pour vast sums of wealth into universities via stratospheric tuition and heavy taxpayer support because academics can tell us things that we might not be able to figure out for ourselves, thus preventing us from falling into thoughtcrime. An example is farmer’s markets, which without the guidance of professors we may […]

 

Redneck Revolt: Armed Moonbat Militia

Not all of the communists among us have sufficient focus to become college professors. But even the most pathetic losers can still do their part to bring down America, just by buying a preferably Russian-made gun and joining Redneck Revolt: From a distance, it looks like a scene from any small, conservative town in America: […]

 

‘Climate Change’ Puts Santa’s Delivery System At Risk Or Something

On the 9th day of Christmas, the Warmists gave to me, more Cult of Climastrology insanity Global warming puts Santa’s delivery system at risk It is proving extremely difficult in the aviation sector to find technological solutions to greenhouse gas emissions that influence climate change. As a result, flying may be the last sector staying […]

 

Moonbat Denounces Centrist Privilege

White privilege has not yet been eradicated and already Chapman University political science student Matthew Q. Joy has discovered another menace: centrist privilege. Barack Obama is a holder of centrist privilege, because “society lauded him a liberal icon” even though he failed to impose socialized medicine. Hillary Clinton is guilty too, because she proposed a […]

 

Governor Moonbeam Takes Long Fossil Fueled Flight To Say The Earth Is “On The Road To Hell”

If we are, isn’t his giant carbon footprint to blame? (LA Times) When he’s lecturing about climate change, Gov. Jerry Brown sounds like a street-corner preacher shouting: “Repent. Change your ways. The end is near.” I envision him in a sackcloth robe, arms flailing and chanting at the wind. That would look rather weird as […]

 

Moonbat Sexually Harasses Robots

An enraged moonbat at Quartz at Work fumes that robots are not being programmed to “fight the patriarchy”: I ran an experiment in which I sexually harassed Apple’s Siri, Amazon’s Alexa, Microsoft’s Cortana, and Google’s Google Home to document how these digital personal servants—whose names and voices are already feminized—peddle stereotypes of female subservience, putting […]

 

Why You Must Not Call Snowflakes Snowflakes

Don’t call snowflakes snowflakes. You might prove that they are snowflakes by damaging their fragile mental health: The “snowflake generation” is a disparaging term now commonly used to refer to young people, who are perceived to be over-sensitive and intolerant of disagreement. But research by insurance firm Aviva found that 72 per cent of 16-24 […]

 

Newest Thing That Contributes To ‘Climate Change’: Bitcoin

If it isn’t one thing, it’s something else. The Cult of Climastrology will always find new things to link to their cult-like beliefs. Some things will be affected, some things are contributors (Daily Caller) Bitcoin has caught the attention of liberal writers who argue the digital crypto-currency is contributing to global warming. Vox and The […]

 


Keith Olbermann Calls It Quits

You might think MSNBC is rock bottom for a journalist. That’s where Brian Williams washed up after the top dog network anchor was revealed to be a compulsive liar. But no, quintessential moonbat Keith Olbermann managed to get fired even from MSNBC. It turns out there was something lower still: Al Gore’s Current TV. From […]

 



Charles Manson Dead: Leftists Lose an Icon

The death of Charles Manson made yesterday a dark day for the last of the 1960s counterculture. While the rest of us wonder why Charles Manson wasn’t executed decades ago, fading flower children and their descendants mourn a lost icon: At their infamous Flint, Michigan, War Party at the end of 1969, the Weathermen hoisted […]

 




Moonbats Submit to Demasculinization by Brainwashing

One advantage of identifying math and science as inherently racist is that abolishing them will free up more time to study toxic masculinity: [T]he pilot Rethink Masculinity class [is] a partnership between the Washington, D.C., Rape Crisis Center, Collective Action for Safe Spaces, and ReThink, an organization that works to prevent sexual assault. The program […]

 

Hey, Non-Celts: Stop Appropriating Halloween

It’s the time of the year where loopy SJWs nag about costumes and cultural appropriation. Colleges across the country are lecturing on what costumes are Allowed, and which ones are Mean. They’re having lectures and symposiums, putting out memos. This occurs as well in high schools and elementary schools, where some even have said “no […]

 

The Progressive Stack

Americans believe in equality — not coerced equality of outcome, but equality of opportunity. That is, individuals should be judged on their own merits. Liberals, in stark contrast, want to impose a caste system. At the top are privileged groups that have been granted the cherished status of “marginalized” or “oppressed.” At the bottom are […]

 




Portable Safe Space

Now moonbats who find reality triggering can withdraw into a cocoon and feel safe anywhere — thanks to the Pause Pod: Inside your Pause Pod, Shrillary is the president, if you like. There is no one to tell you different. Collapse the Pause Pod and bring it along wherever you might encounter stress. Infantry troops […]