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The Nannystate Aims Another Strike At Children

The liberal ninnies that have been able to take control of the schools have, in some cases at least, already banned tag and touch football and now they’re coming for the slides, For half a century youngsters have enjoyed the 10ft slide in the playground, with no more serious mishap than the occasional bruise or […]

First, It Starts With The Fishing…

Many people after reading this story will probably think, “Wow, that’s cool!” “Groups of long-tailed macaques were observed four times over the past eight years scooping up small fish with their hands and eating them along rivers in East Kalimantan and North Sumatra provinces, according to researchers from The Nature Conservancy and the Great Ape […]

The Fist Bump =’s The Al & Tipper Kiss

Believe it or not, people are still yammering on about Barry and Michelle’s “Can-you-believe-they-bought-it” fist bump, Setting aside the fact that the fist bump was way too Mickey Mouse for someone who wants to be President, do you know what all the excitement on the Left over this really is? It’s the Al and Tipper […]

Suggest Liberal Myths

There are a number of liberal myths that have been floating around over the last few years — that George Bush is behind 9/11, lied about weapons of mass destruction, etc., etc. I’m actually going to do a column debunking some of these myths and I want to make sure I’m not missing any good […]

In My World: Stranger Danger — Satire By Frank J.

Barack Obama was alone in the playground playing with some blocks. “Now that that mean lady is gone, I’m gonna be pesident,” he said to himself. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad slowly crept near him. “Hello, little Barry.” Obama waved at him enthusiastically. “Hi! I’m Barack Obama, and I’ve been in the Senate…” He held up three fingers. […]

Conservative Grapevine Promo

Make sure to check out Conservative Grapevine today, where you’ll find links like: Rich Lowry: Mark Steyn: Enemy of the state? Dennis Prager: When I was a boy, America was a better place The Politico: 20 potential veep picks for Obama Cracked: The 10 most terrifying guides to sex Egotastic!: Mariah Carey’s bikini shoots a […]

Gas Prices Producing Resistance to Global Warming Lunacy

There is one good thing about the soaring gas prices our government has created with its environmentalist moonbattery: they have prevented even more moonbattery from being imposed — at least for now. Last week, the Senate debated and cast aside the Lieberman-Warner Climate Security Act of 2008, named for Sen. Joseph Lieberman, I-Conn., and John […]

A Taxing Time If Obama Wins

CNBC’s Maria Bartiromo lays out the Obama plan for your money if he’s elected president: “He’s going to take the capital gains tax at 15 percent right now all the way up to 25 to 28 percent. . . . Sell anything, like a home or stocks, and make a profit . . . [almost] […]

New Jersey State Senator Plays the Race Card

I’ve always thought it was the liberals’ game to play the race card, but apparently there are Republicans who do it as well (note that I did not say “conservatives”). Once again, New Jersey State Senator Kevin O’Toole of the 40th District hid behind his Korean heritage when challenged by the opposition. As if we […]

A Birthday Gift To Remember

So after years of a sexless marriage, a wife provided a novel solution, and later, wrote about it: Charla apparently had no intention of writing about “the gift,” as she euphemistically refers to it. She was simply a homemaker and marketing consultant, who in 2006 wanted to give her husband a special 40th birthday present. […]

Hollywood Vs. The Military Part #7964

Another day, another Hollywood actor denigrating America, God, or, in this case, the troops. Sure, when Rupert Everett said the following, he was talking about British troops, not Americans, but the point is the same, “In Burton’s day they were itching to get into the fray. Now it is the opposite. They are always whining […]

When Video Games Become Too Realistic

Back in the day, I used to love to play Dungeons and Dragons. Then, over time, I got more into video games (although they can’t hold my attention like they used to) and the whole idea of massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) fascinated me. However, there were two things that kept me from ever […]

New York Times: Viva Chavez!

How do these people take themselves seriously? It’s like these liberal reporters try to find the stupidest notion that directly opposes common sense and then expound on it for the dull-witted masses. Today, at the scholars feet, we learn about Hugo Chavez’s democratic impulses. Here are the words Simon Romero of the New York Times […]

Impeachment Update: Look Over There!

The dysfunction, dishonesty, incompetence, and radicalism of the Democratic Party has been off-the-charts. Since they’ve taken over Congress, it has been nothing but a long string of broken campaign promises, failure, and excuses so far. Now, that weird little troll Dennis Kucinich is pushing impeachment. Maybe that’ll distract the American people from the dismal failure […]

The “Bush Lied” Meme By Betsy Newmark

Fred Hiatt does a good job, in one column, of destroying the Democrats’ partisan effort to produce a phony Intelligence Committee report demonstrating that Bush and Cheney lied in order to get us into Iraq. But dive into Rockefeller’s report, in search of where exactly President Bush lied about what his intelligence agencies were telling […]

Conservative Grapevine Promo

Make sure to check out Conservative Grapevine today, where you’ll find links like: Say Anything: Helping Obama out with some new campaign signs Remedicated: 15 of the weirdest home remedies and folk treatments ever Cracked: The 11 most badass last words ever uttered Egotastic!: Ashley Alexandra Dupre bikini pictures – Spitzer’s hooker goes to the […]

The Obamessiah sans Teleprompter

Small surprise McCain is trying to get Obama to agree to town hall type unscripted debates. The Obamessiah without his teleprompter is like Popeye without his spinach. Via Gateway Pundit: Clean and well-spoken? Let’s just say clean — if you don’t count his associations. Hat tip: Ace of Spades HQ, on a tip from V […]

Krugman tries the race card

Paul Krugman resorts to some rather specious history in an attempt to lay racism at the feet of the right. Krugman today notes that some feel the election of Barack Obama to the presidency would transform America. Not so, says Krugman. Instead there’s something else at work: Mr. Obama’s nomination wouldn’t have been possible 20 […]

Political Correctness And Rape Victims

When political correctness gets so out-of-hand that a woman who has been raped can’t say the word “rape” at her assailant’s rape trial, people need to stand up and say that’s unacceptable, It’s the only way Tory Bowen knows to honestly describe what happened to her. She was raped. But a judge prohibited her from […]

No Slacker Left Behind

The concept of “no child left behind” has reached a new extreme of pernicious absurdity in North Carolina’s moonbatty Chapel Hill-Carrboro school district, which is considering making 61 the lowest possible grade students could receive — even if they turn in a blank test. Explains educrat Sherri Martin: There is little or no evidence that […]

Obama’s Candidacy Is a Win For Liberals Even If He Loses

According to liberals, the only reason a man so great as Obama could possibly lose is because he’s black and Americans are racist. What a convenient belief. If Obama loses, Americans will hear for the next twenty years about their racism and badness. His loss would be further proof of America’s evil. If Obama wins, […]