Author: John Hawkins

Once again, I’m stealing David Letterman’s intellectual property… 9. “He got ‘special sauce’ all over my copy.” 8. “No, I don’t want you to sign my breasts as well.” 7. “Hell no, I’m not going to read all this… but I will beat to death my rival drug dealer with it. Beating someone to death […]

I have read an ENORMOUS number of books in my life. I’ve hit everything from horror to history, politics, fiction, fantasy, psychology, to true crime. I know I’ve read a 1000+ books in my life easy even though I’m probably only chewing through 20-25 books a year these days because I’m so busy with RWN. […]

Tomorrow is the big nationwide debut of Michael Moore’s new movie, “Fahrenheit 9/11”. So, as a tribute to the most popular author and film maker on the left, I’ve decided to post some of Michael Moore’s best quotes. Enjoy! PS: If I left any great MM quotes out, put them in the comments section and […]

Since prominent, mainstream Democrats like Tom Harkin, Terry McAuliffe, Tom Daschle, Barbara Boxer, & Paul Begala are all apparently either endorsing Michael Moore’s new film or are at least on the guest list to attend the premier, I think some important questions should be asked of them. I mean if they approve of this movie, […]

Today, I decided to keep track of all the blogs I hit. Keep in mind that the list is in order and only blogs, not websites, were included. This list ranges from blogs I regularly check, to ones I hit occasionally, and there are even a few blogs I’ve never been to before. Hopefully, this […]

A meeting between presumptive Democratic nominee John Kerry and possible running mate Rep. Richard Gephardt (D-MO) has created a mysterious black hole in the universe that could eventually swallow Earth and all of its inhabitants, scientists said today. Dr. Carlton Hong, an astrophysicist at the University of Minnesota, said that shortly after the two top […]

“And many writers have imagined for themselves republics and principalities that have never been seen or known to exist in reality; for there is such a gap between how one lives and how one ought to live that anyone who abandons what is done for what ought to be done learns his ruin rather than […]

Mike Melvill, the world’s first private-industry astronaut, said today that as SpaceShipOne reached the zenith of its 62-mile high space flight, he caught a glimpse of the upper edge of the hype surrounding former President Bill Clinton’s new memoir, My Life. “I saw the curvature of the earth’s atmosphere, the blackness of outer space and […]

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Democrat presidential hopeful John Forbes Kerry today revealed that his support for expanding the use of taxpayer dollars to do research on adult stem cells, which can be harvested without killing the human, might be more effective with fewer negative consequences, Mr. Kerry said he still supports embryonic stem cell research since it “makes practical […]

Judging by how non-seriously the left treats the threat of terrorism, you almost have to wonder if this is how liberals believe that Al-Qaeda works like this… AL-QAEDA INTERNATIONAL, LLC Date: October 1st, 1999 From: Osama Bin Laden, C.E.O, AQI To: Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, C.O.O, AQI Re: North American Project I received your request for […]

— I caught “Chronicles of Riddick” this week-end and I wasn’t exactly blown away. Yes, Vin Diesel’s Riddick character was just as entertaining as he was in “Pitch Black,” but believe it or not, this was an action film with way, way, too much plot. You had 1/2 dead invasion fleets wiping out planets, bounty […]

One man is dead which means little in the scheme of things, a lot for one family, and everything for Paul Johnson. I wonder what the terrorists who captured him were thinking – like my understanding will make much difference. They knew neither Saudi Arabia or the U.S. would negotiate with them, so why even […]

I know some of you probably haven’t seen Bill Clinton’s official portrait that was unveiled at the White House last week, so I thought I’d post it on RWN… Heh, heh, heh. Courtesy of Fark.

I found out that I got a mention in an MSNBC article last month called, “Media takes heat from administration over Iraq. When the going gets tough, the messenger gets shot“. Here’s the quote… “A report released Monday by the Pew Research Center for the People and the Press found that most journalists feel the […]

On Friday of last week, I was quite pleased to get an opportunity to do a phone interview with Linda Chavez. You may know Linda Chavez from her radio show, her widely read syndicated column, or perhaps from her numerous appearances on shows like “CNN & Co.,” “The McLaughlin Group,” “Equal Time” and “The Newshour […]

“Al Qaeda militants in Saudi Arabia beheaded American hostage Paul Johnson Friday and their leader was then killed in a shootout with security forces as he tried to dispose of the body, Saudi officials said. Abdulaziz al-Muqrin‘s group posted photographs of the 49-year-old aviation engineer’s severed head on a Web site, six days after he […]

Americans are going to die one day, if they haven’t already, because of the mainstream media’s obsessive attempts to build Abu Ghraib up from a molehill into a mountain that can be toppled onto the Bush administration and the war effort in Iraq. Here’s part of an email from an Army interrogator to the Corner […]

Rejecting a call from Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney to resign from the U.S. Senate, John Forbes Kerry today said that missing 87 percent of Senate votes in 2004 has “not diminished my effectiveness in the least.” “If you examine my 16-year record in the Senate, you’ll see that I’m just as effective when I’m not […]

The lovely and talented Michelle Malkin shot me an email a few minutes ago to let me know that some guy I’d never heard of named Dan Kennedy at the The Boston Phoenix used a quote from the RWN interview with Mark Steyn in a hit piece aimed at the “one man global content provider”…. […]

If there was such a thing as a “Warblogger Magazine,” this is what it would look like this month… Mucho thanks to the Mox for letting me put her on the cover….

The weathervane in a windstorm that is John Kerry’s position on Iraq has again been blown wildly to the left by the 9/11 commission’s report…. “Kerry seized upon the commission’s findings as further evidence that the White House misled the public about its reasons for invading Iraq. He said Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney […]

The left will tries to portray George W. Bush as a vicious warmonger who would happily send American soldiers to die in Iraq just to fatten his business buddies bottom line. But, anyone who takes the time to look into what type of man George W. Bush is, won’t believe that for a second. Heck, […]

I think this says everything you need to know about what Michael Moore’s new movie “Farenheit 9/11” is like… “Meanwhile, in the United Arab Emirates, the film is being offered the kind of support it doesn’t need. According to Screen International, the UAE-based distributor Front Row Entertainment has been contacted by organisations related to the […]

Former President Bill Clinton’s promise not to upstage Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass) has had precisely the opposite effect, as his promise garnered more press attention than the presumptive Democratic nominee for the third consecutive day. Case in point: a Kerry campaign rally in Toledo, Ohio yesterday was attended by virtually no representatives of the media […]

As I was watching “Eurotrip” tonight, I was inspired to put together my top 25 funniest movies of all-time. Here they are… 25) Time Bandits 24) Eurotrip 23) Mallrats 22) The Blues Brothers 21) Ice Pirates 20) Adventures of Baron Munchausen 19) Southpark: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut 18) The Naked Gun 17) Ferris Bueller’s Day […]

Hey look, I’ve been interviewed again. This time, it was an email interview done by blogger Dustin Hawkins (no relation). Make sure to check it out and afterwards, if you want to see any of my old interviews, you can see all of them that are still live on the net here.

I ran across a post by Steve H. over at Hogs on Ice which, judging by a lot of similar comments I’ve read around the blogosphere, sums up how a lot of people feel about Wonkette and the future of the blogosphere in general. Here’s the relevant portion… “I suppose Wonkette is a harbinger of […]

Democrat presidential hopeful John Forbes Kerry, who is also a U.S. Senator, today laid out his blueprint for increasing the size of the middle class by boosting taxes on the wealthy. In a speech to union members in New Jersey, Mr. Kerry answered critics who claim he has offered no coherent vision for America, and […]