Author: Dave Blount

Why Dems Won’t Let Republicans Visit the Gulf

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The thugs running the Democrat Party — and by extension, our country — have forbidden Republicans from visiting the mess Obama’s incompetence and/or malignance has caused in the Gulf: Rep. Steve Scalise (R-La.) wanted to fly 10 lawmakers down to the Gulf of Mexico to see the damage caused by BP’s gigantic oil spill first […]

 

Prehistoric Climate Change Deniers Started Both Global Warming and Global Cooling by Oppressing Mammoths

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If you follow through on environmentalist ideology, it isn’t only modern man who is evil and must be scrubbed from the planet — it’s the entire human race. Even noble savages were a blemish before the eyes of Gaia. For example, cavemen started global warming by hunting mammoths: Mammoths used to roam modern-day Russia and […]

 

Moonbats Are Painting Andes White to Please Gaia

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Since the imaginary global warming crisis is absurd, efforts to combat it must also be absurd. Fortunately, moonbats have the ideal mindset to come up with appropriate solutions — such as painting the Andes white: By painting the mountains, Eduardo Gold hopes to replicate the effect of Andean glaciers, which reflect back sunlight and hence […]

 

Obama May Be Turning Jews Against Democrats

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Some good may actually come of the catastrophic farce known as the Obama Administration — provided Jews learn from it to stop shooting themselves in the foot by supporting Democrats. McLaughlin & Associates, a national polling company, recently released the “National Survey of Jewish Voters” which reported that while Jewish voters favored Obama 78 percent […]

 

Union Thugs at Play at Toys R Us

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By now we all know that Comrade Obama is in very tight with the unions — so tight that he discarded the rule of law to favor the UAW at the expense of secured creditors when he seized control of Chrysler. If he is able to ram Card Check through Congress, unions will have an […]

 

Pedophiles Exploit Wikipedia in the Culture War

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In case you need another reason to take anything you read on Wikipedia with a grain of salt: Chat room posts show a clear effort by pedophiles to use Wikipedia, which can be accessed unfiltered in public schools across the country, to further their agenda. Message board posts often include links to specific Wikipedia articles […]

 

Grijalva’s Constituents Are Getting Restless

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Arizona’s Congressional District 7 is run as a fiefdom by Raul (formerly Ralph) Grijalva, a militant moonbat who has actually called on the rest of the country to boycott his own state for attempting to enforce federal immigration law with SB1070. Grijalva presides over an extensive political machine, which with the help of Tucson’s wacky […]

 

Home Depot Again Supports Immersing Children in Homosexual Depravity

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The campaign to introduce children to the appallingly depraved homosexual lifestyle marches on — with continued support from Home Depot: The home-improvement giant has sponsored yet another “gay” pride event and provided children’s craft workshops “in the midst of loud and boisterous gay activities” at the 2010 Southern Maine Pride Festival in Portland, Maine, according […]

 

Authoritarian Moonbats Want to Take the Smile Out of Happy Meals

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File this one under “Militant Liberals Snatch Candy From Laughing Babies’ Mouths”: The Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI), a liberal consumer advocacy organization, has announced it will sue McDonald’s unless the fast-food franchise stops using toys to market its “Happy Meals” to children. “This morning, CSPI notified McDonald’s that we will file […]

 

Al Gore, Giggling Crazed Sex Poodle

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Life isn’t always a bowl of cherries, even for zillionaire climate crusader Al Gore. Sure, he’s got a vast new mansion and a carbon footprint any 19th century industrialist could take pride in, but his marriage has fallen apart, he has been exposed as a philanderer, global warming is now recognized by most anyone who […]

 

Employment in the USSA

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The one supposed benefit of socialism is the theoretical potential for full “employment.” In the USSR, two state slaves would be assigned to watch one cow graze all day for barely enough money to stay perpetually drunk, but no one could say they didn’t have a job. In the USSA, school crossing guards watch over […]

 

Sex Ed Keeps Pushing the Envelope

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You can’t say our government-run schools aren’t teaching kids anything. They just aren’t teaching what we would want them to teach: Parents are outraged after young teenagers were instructed on graphic sexual acts during a Planned Parenthood sex education class at the local high school in Shenandoah, Iowa. “It was horribly inappropriate,” Colleen Dostal told […]

 

Arguing by Arson

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Being an American, 72-year-old David Jungerman wanted to exercise his right to express himself politically. So he parked a trailer in his cornfield along US 71 an hour south of Kansas City painted with the message: Are you a Producer or Parasite Democrats — Party of the Parasites Hard to argue with that. Yet the […]

 

Moonbat Tech: Jump Rope Generator

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With Comrade Obama all but declaring war on the oil and coal industries that make our cars go and the lights come on, it’s a good thing that his fellow moonbats have the smarts to generate power by other means. The E Rope, for example: Besides being good for your flubber, skipping seems to be […]

 

Free Condoms in Public Elementary School

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These days public schools don’t pay much attention to the tired old topics of yesteryear — reading, writing, arithmetic, etc. Now the emphasis is on learning fun stuff, like sexual intercourse and disregarding the wishes of parents: A New England school district has approved a measure that will provide free condoms to elementary school students […]

 

$1.2 Million in Stimulus Loot Fed to Squirrels

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Some people wonder in awe how the Moonbat Messiah has managed to hold unemployment to only about twice what it was before Democrats took over Congress in 2006. His secret: stimulus spending. Here’s where the money goes: An Arizona Department of Transportation project to install 41 canopy tunnel bridges on Mount Graham to aid the […]

 

Life Is Good in Teachers Unions, Even in Detroit

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No matter how bad things get, a few always manage to live high on the hog. Often they are the ones who made things so bad in the first place. Take Michigan, for example — a once vibrant state that has been economically devastated by the unions that destroyed the auto industry. If you’re living […]

 

Dems Move to Seize Control of Internet

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The radical leftists currently in control of the federal government know that they have until the November elections to do as much damage to our country and our liberty as possible, and they aren’t wasting a minute. The latest outrage — the Senate is handing Comrade Obama totalitarian power over the Internet. From CNET: A […]

 

Whale Droppings Cure Global Warming

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Considering moonbats’ obsessions with whales and with all things scatological, it’s surprising that they have only now stumbled upon the substance that could cure the earth of the imaginary global warming crisis — whale droppings: Southern Ocean sperm whales are an unexpected ally in the fight against global warming, removing the equivalent carbon emissions from […]

 

So Much for One Man, One Vote

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The USA’s absorption by Latin America is not proceeding quickly enough for the moonbats running our legal system, who have resorted to a quirky election gimmick in an attempt to put Hispanics in charge of Port Chester, NY: Although the village of about 30,000 residents is nearly half Hispanic, no Latino had ever been elected […]

 

Importing a Criminal Underclass

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The bleeding heart quislings of the news media are fond of framing the Mexican invasion in terms of huddled masses yearning to breathe free, diligent workers seeking opportunity, yadda yadda yadda. This line of propaganda yanks on the heartstrings because as liberals keep reminding us, we are a nation of immigrants. But there is a […]

 

Newsweek Attacks Marriage

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You can’t always learn what malignant objectives leftists are pursuing by listening to what they accuse the resistance of. Sometimes you have to stoop to reading their most execrable publications — like MSNBC’s website, which recently proclaimed in flagrant opposition to all evidence that fathers are not needed, or Newsweek, which asks us to believe […]

 

Militant Gays Demand to Donate Risky Blood

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The shrieking fairies of the homosexual rights movement must figure that everyone bends over too far to be nice to them for them to maintain their privileged role as put-upon victims. That would explain why they go so far out of their way to infuriate anyone with less patience than a saint. This ought to […]

 

Solar Energy Oppresses Fish

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Government-mandated green energy is wonderful for the crony capitalists at GE, but not so nice for animals. Not only do the hideous windmills sprouting up on our dime hack birds to pieces, now we learn that solar panels kill off the insects fish need for food. Solar panels might be a cornerstone of green energy, […]