Why Dems Won’t Let Republicans Visit the Gulf

The thugs running the Democrat Party — and by extension, our country — have forbidden Republicans from visiting the mess Obama’s incompetence and/or malignance has caused in the Gulf: Rep. Steve Scalise (R-La.) wanted to fly 10 lawmakers down to the Gulf of Mexico to see the damage caused by BP’s gigantic oil spill first […]

 

Prehistoric Climate Change Deniers Started Both Global Warming and Global Cooling by Oppressing Mammoths

If you follow through on environmentalist ideology, it isn’t only modern man who is evil and must be scrubbed from the planet — it’s the entire human race. Even noble savages were a blemish before the eyes of Gaia. For example, cavemen started global warming by hunting mammoths: Mammoths used to roam modern-day Russia and […]

 

Moonbats Are Painting Andes White to Please Gaia

Since the imaginary global warming crisis is absurd, efforts to combat it must also be absurd. Fortunately, moonbats have the ideal mindset to come up with appropriate solutions — such as painting the Andes white: By painting the mountains, Eduardo Gold hopes to replicate the effect of Andean glaciers, which reflect back sunlight and hence […]

 

Obama May Be Turning Jews Against Democrats

Some good may actually come of the catastrophic farce known as the Obama Administration — provided Jews learn from it to stop shooting themselves in the foot by supporting Democrats. McLaughlin & Associates, a national polling company, recently released the “National Survey of Jewish Voters” which reported that while Jewish voters favored Obama 78 percent […]

 

The High Cost of Other People Living Beyond Their Means

At least we’ve learned our lesson, and the Fanny/Freddy debacle that caused the economy to collapse in 2008 has been put behind us… Say, what’s that jutting up out of the ocean just ahead? For American taxpayers, now on the hook for some $145 billion in housing losses connected to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac […]

 


Pedophiles Exploit Wikipedia in the Culture War

In case you need another reason to take anything you read on Wikipedia with a grain of salt: Chat room posts show a clear effort by pedophiles to use Wikipedia, which can be accessed unfiltered in public schools across the country, to further their agenda. Message board posts often include links to specific Wikipedia articles […]

 

Grijalva’s Constituents Are Getting Restless

Arizona’s Congressional District 7 is run as a fiefdom by Raul (formerly Ralph) Grijalva, a militant moonbat who has actually called on the rest of the country to boycott his own state for attempting to enforce federal immigration law with SB1070. Grijalva presides over an extensive political machine, which with the help of Tucson’s wacky […]

 

Home Depot Again Supports Immersing Children in Homosexual Depravity

The campaign to introduce children to the appallingly depraved homosexual lifestyle marches on — with continued support from Home Depot: The home-improvement giant has sponsored yet another “gay” pride event and provided children’s craft workshops “in the midst of loud and boisterous gay activities” at the 2010 Southern Maine Pride Festival in Portland, Maine, according […]

 

Paul McCartney Supports Obama’s Mishandling of Oil Spill

Given that he has not only done next to nothing to fulfill his duties and protect the Gulf Coast from the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, but has actually exacerbated the crisis by shutting down drilling and presiding over a bumbling bureaucracy that has prevented the competent from using skimmers and sand berms, it’s hard to […]

 

Authoritarian Moonbats Want to Take the Smile Out of Happy Meals

File this one under “Militant Liberals Snatch Candy From Laughing Babies’ Mouths”: The Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI), a liberal consumer advocacy organization, has announced it will sue McDonald’s unless the fast-food franchise stops using toys to market its “Happy Meals” to children. “This morning, CSPI notified McDonald’s that we will file […]

 



Sex Ed Keeps Pushing the Envelope

You can’t say our government-run schools aren’t teaching kids anything. They just aren’t teaching what we would want them to teach: Parents are outraged after young teenagers were instructed on graphic sexual acts during a Planned Parenthood sex education class at the local high school in Shenandoah, Iowa. “It was horribly inappropriate,” Colleen Dostal told […]

 

Wind Farms Paid to Shut Down When the Wind Blows

One of the reasons windmills cannot generate energy efficiently is that the wind doesn’t always blow — and when it does blow, bureaucrats pay wind farms to shut down: Energy firms will receive thousands of pounds a day per wind farm to turn off their turbines because the National Grid cannot use the power they […]

 

Arguing by Arson

Being an American, 72-year-old David Jungerman wanted to exercise his right to express himself politically. So he parked a trailer in his cornfield along US 71 an hour south of Kansas City painted with the message: Are you a Producer or Parasite Democrats — Party of the Parasites Hard to argue with that. Yet the […]

 


Free Condoms in Public Elementary School

These days public schools don’t pay much attention to the tired old topics of yesteryear — reading, writing, arithmetic, etc. Now the emphasis is on learning fun stuff, like sexual intercourse and disregarding the wishes of parents: A New England school district has approved a measure that will provide free condoms to elementary school students […]

 

$1.2 Million in Stimulus Loot Fed to Squirrels

Some people wonder in awe how the Moonbat Messiah has managed to hold unemployment to only about twice what it was before Democrats took over Congress in 2006. His secret: stimulus spending. Here’s where the money goes: An Arizona Department of Transportation project to install 41 canopy tunnel bridges on Mount Graham to aid the […]

 

Moonbat Establishmentarians Demand Sex Ed for 5-Year-Olds

MSNBC and the depraved bureaucrats overseeing Britain’s socialist healthcare team up to bring us an important message — government schools need to teach 5-year-olds about sex: Sex education should be taught to children from the age of five to give them the skills and confidence to delay sexual intimacy until they are ready, a British […]

 


Dems Move to Seize Control of Internet

The radical leftists currently in control of the federal government know that they have until the November elections to do as much damage to our country and our liberty as possible, and they aren’t wasting a minute. The latest outrage — the Senate is handing Comrade Obama totalitarian power over the Internet. From CNET: A […]

 

Whale Droppings Cure Global Warming

Considering moonbats’ obsessions with whales and with all things scatological, it’s surprising that they have only now stumbled upon the substance that could cure the earth of the imaginary global warming crisis — whale droppings: Southern Ocean sperm whales are an unexpected ally in the fight against global warming, removing the equivalent carbon emissions from […]

 



Bureauweenies Blow $800,000 on Defining Three Words

The reason the standard of living invariably goes down as the size of government goes up is that bureaucrats do not spend other people’s money as wisely as we spend our own. For yet another example, refer to the moonbat dystopia of the San Francisco area: Believe it or not, BART [Bay Area Rapid Transit] […]

 

Under Socialized Medicine, Belgian Nurses Admit to Killing Patients

Our government-dominated healthcare future is already on display in Belgium, where liberalism has triumphed to the extent that many Belgian nurses freely admit to killing the patients in their charge: A high proportion of deaths classed as euthanasia in Belgium involved patients who did not ask for their lives to be ended, a study found. […]

 

Newsweek Attacks Marriage

You can’t always learn what malignant objectives leftists are pursuing by listening to what they accuse the resistance of. Sometimes you have to stoop to reading their most execrable publications — like MSNBC’s website, which recently proclaimed in flagrant opposition to all evidence that fathers are not needed, or Newsweek, which asks us to believe […]