McCain Outflanks Moonbat Messiah on the Left

As the global warming farce collapses in ruins, with even a main perpetrator confessing that there has been no warming over the last 15 years, and even the shameless Al Gore laying low, there are few dupes clueless enough to continue buying into the most expensive hoax in pseudoscientific history. John “Lettuce” McCain — whose […]

 

The Future Under Useful Idiocy

The Soviet Union is dead, but useful idiots continue to propagandize on its behalf. Communist Daoud Hamdani takes progressive projection to new extremes of self-parody while commenting on a pro-Soviet art exhibit in Airstrip One: I’m no art critic, but I was fortunate enough to be able to look at this exhibition from an informed, […]

 

ObamaCare Includes Massive Tax Hike

Electing an outrageously unqualified community activist who has spent his entire life surrounded by communists would result in lower taxes for the vast majority of Americans, we were repeatedly and emphatically promised. But the hype that installed our socialist kakistocracy is over. Now come the tax hikes: The White House’s new health-care proposal promises the […]

 

Totalitarian “Tolerance” Targets Skirts on Schoolgirls

One by one, every characteristic of our civilization has be to extirpated, to clear the slate for the politically correct multicultural utopia envisioned by liberals. Next to go could be skirts on schoolgirls. From the croaking canary in the coalmine of moonbattery, Airstrip One: Schools which force girls to wear skirts may be breaking the […]

 

Kamikaze Attack on Our Healthcare System Is Still On

In case anyone was under the misperception that Hopey Change has anything whatsoever to do with the consent of the governed, the moonbats controlling Washington are still trying to ram through ObamaCare, despite massive public resistance: A mere three days before President Obama’s supposedly bipartisan health-care summit, the White House yesterday released a new blueprint […]

 

Rajendra Pachauri Applies Green to the Golf Course

If you thought the $30,000 power bills for Al Gore’s mansion were impressive, check out Rajendra Pachauri’s retreat and golf course: The area around it is dry because water is in short supply in this region of India; nearby Gurgaon and Delhi sometimes don’t have enough for drinking. But despite the allegedly melting Himalayan glaciers, […]

 

White House Has Violated Federal Election Law

If Hopey Change means anything, it’s that Chicago-style politics have gone national. Let’s see if the whole country really wants to live with the sort of government that entails. Via The American Spectactor: “Whoever solicits or receives … any … thing of value, in consideration of the promise of support or use of influence in […]

 




Congress Moves to Impose Homosexual Brainwashing of Children

Situating a perverted creep like Kevin Jennings as the “Safe Schools Czar” is only the first step in bringing Hopey Change to primary education. Next, our liberal rulers need to pass the proper legislation to support the indoctrination of small children with homosexual propaganda. This legislation is known as HR 4530. The ostensible purpose is […]

 

Governor Paterson’s Right-Hand Man Is Abusive Ex-Con

Chairman Zero isn’t the only of our moonbat rulers to surround himself with highly questionable characters. Not even the New York Times seems to like the smell emanating from Governor David Paterson’s right-hand man: David W. Johnson has worked for Gov. David A. Paterson for much of his adult life. He began as a young, […]

 

National Security Deputy Sucks Up to Pro-Terrorist Imam

If only believing that a 20% recidivism rate for the terrorist maniacs whirling through the revolving door at Club Gitmo isn’t bad were the only moonbattery recently served up by Obama’s national security deputy John Brennan. While duckspeaking last week before Islamic law students at New York University, Brennan welcomed a question from Omar Shahin, […]

 

The Donald Demands Al Gore Return His Cracker Jack Prize

The collapse of the global warming hoax has definitely penetrated pop culture, with Donald Trump demanding that Al Gore’s farcical Nobel Prize be revoked in light of the entire “crisis” standing exposed as a deliberate lie. Roars The Donald: With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, […]

 

Another Moonbat Calls for Violence Against Republicans

Arianna Huffington recently attacked Roger Ailes of Fox News for permitting Glenn Beck to acknowledge the tens of millions of deaths caused by left-wing statists during the 20th century, on the grounds that it could incite a “killing spree.” Yet her execrable Huffington Post soon afterwards published a piece by David Proletarian, I mean David […]

 

Moonbat Slackers Solve World’s Problems

The solution to our “key economic, social and environmental problems” turns out to be surprisingly simple, according to the British taxpayer-financed New Economics Foundation. All we have to do is stop engaging in so much productive activity. To solve inequality of outcomes between the industrious and the lazy, and to rescue the polar bears from […]

 

Harvard Race-Baiter’s Historic Handcuffs

Remember Comrade Obama’s farcical friend, Harvard’s professional race-baiter Henry Louis Gates? Police questioned Gates when he broke into his own home, resulting in a hebephrenic tantrum by the esteemed professor of victimology, whose behavior was so out of line that he had to be restrained. Chairman Zero, while admittedly not even knowing what happened, reflexively […]

 

Moonbat Scientists Prove That Beetles Don’t Like Rush Limbaugh

As the global warming farce confirms, science is not immune from the moonbattery that has been rotting away every aspect of our civilization. But research still produces breakthroughs. The latest: moonbats in lab coats have proven that other lower animals share their dislike of Rush Limbaugh. No, I’m not kidding: Beetles are destroying ponderosa, pinyon, […]

 

Castro Regime Secretly Tapes Hollywood Liberals

Listen to the Hollyweird elite gush with their love of the brutal communist dictator Fidel Castro, who took over a prosperous country and reduced it to a slave state so hellish that people take to shark-infested waters in inner-tubes to escape: Naomi Campbell: “Fidel Castro is a source of inspiration for me! It is a […]

 

Food Stamps Are Not Welfare

With the help of the statist media, Big Government is making progress in its drive to corrode our culture to the point that dependence on coercively funded handouts is both socially acceptable and ubiquitous: A decade ago, New York City officials were so reluctant to give out food stamps, they made people register one day […]

 


Global Warming Crisis Strikes Cambridge, Massachusetts

They’ve been warning us for years that we would face a global warming crisis if we didn’t change our capitalist ways. Now, as foreseen by the Goracle, the crisis as struck. Ground zero is Cambridge, Massachusetts, which has been forced by all the sweltering weather we’ve been having to declare a state of climate emergency: […]

 


Teacher Francisco Olivares Still on Payroll Despite Molesting Students

Unfortunately for leering pervert Alan Rosenfeld — who collects a $100,000 salary as a teacher who can’t be trusted around kids to teach while running his lucrative law practice and real estate business — he is forced to share his Department of Education rubber room with other unfit but unfireable teachers whom he regards as […]

 

Planned Parenthood Pushes Sexualization of Ten-Year-Olds

One indication that moonbattery is not just misguided but evil is that progressives have an obsession with corrupting children. This is why, under our Hopey Changey regime of pure moonbattery, our federal “Safe Schools Czar” is a militant pervert associated with NAMBLA. It’s also the reason for this: A new report by the International Planned […]

 

Penn State Whitewashes Michael Mann

As predicted, Penn State’s investigation into con man Michael Mann — who has brought the university a fortune in taxpayer money with his provably false efforts to prop up the global warming hoax — has been nothing but a whitewash. Penn State ended a two-month probe into the work of Michael Mann, a top climate […]

 

Congress May Pull Us Back From Brink of Ecototalitarianism

With the insane ruling that the harmless carbon dioxide humans generate with every activity is a pollutant and therefore subject to control by the leftists running the EPA, the Supreme Court has brought us to the edge of a totalitarianism unprecedented in human history. If the EPA is given time to implement the authority it […]

 

Moonbat Tech: The Guilt Fork

Not all moonbat technology is particularly sophisticated. Sometimes the genius lies in its very simplicity. For example, the Guilt Fork manages to inflict the self-hating, cowed mentality befitting a liberal simply by making the tines different lengths and stamping them with the names of countries both successful and “oppressed.” Yanko Design explains: Statistics in books […]

 

Who Wins When Moonbats Write the Rules: Alan Rosenfeld

As our liberal rulers drive the economy toward total collapse with their extravagant spending, you have to wonder where all the money goes. It’s not easy to waste trillions of dollars without producing any tangible benefit. Alan Rosenfeld provides an example of how it’s done: A Queens teacher who collects a $100,000 salary for doing […]