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Priest Advocates Shoplifting

Posted on December 22, 2009 by Dave Blount

Not even priests are immune from the moral derangement caused by moonbattery. Consider Father Tim Jones of St. Lawrence Church in York, England, who proclaimed during a Sunday sermon: My advice as a Christian priest is to shoplift. … I would ask that they do not steal from small family businesses, but from large national […]

Healthcare Monstrosity Will Mean More Money for ACORN

Posted on December 22, 2009December 22, 2009 by Dave Blount

It will be years before we know just how much of a crime Democrats are inflicting on this country with the Obama/Reid/Pelousy healthcare power grab. But a few details have already come to light. For example, the election-stealing, child prostitution-enabling criminal enterprise where Comrade Obama cut his teeth will be soaking up still more of […]

Guardian Moonbat: Dopenhagen Farce Was Turning Point for Human Race

Posted on December 21, 2009 by Dave Blount

It must be nice living in your own community-based reality. Even when your fellow moonbats fall on their foolish faces, you can pretend they succeeded beyond anyone’s wildest imaginations — like Colin Blakemore, who triumphantly squeaks: Copenhagen may mark a turning point in human nature, when the global village acquired a global mind. A global […]

Teacher Fired for Offering to Pray for Sick Pupil

Posted on December 21, 2009 by Dave Blount

Yet another indication of how bad it has gotten for the canary in the coalmine of moonbattery, Britain: A Christian teacher fears she may never work again after she was sacked for offering to pray for a sick pupil. Olive Jones, 54, said she had been made to feel like a criminal, and claimed that […]

Happiest States Are Conservative States

Posted on December 18, 2009 by Dave Blount

Researchers from the University of Warwick and Hamilton College have listed the 50 states and DC in order of the happiness of people who live there. The top 1O: 1. Louisiana 2. Hawaii 3. Florida 4. Tennessee 5. Arizona 6. Mississippi 7. Montana 8. South Carolina 9. Alabama 10. Maine I count two minor blue […]

Copenhagen Deal to Loot $100 Billion

Posted on December 18, 2009December 18, 2009 by Dave Blount

A last minute deal has reportedly been reached at the snowbound Copenhagen spectacle that will transfer $100 billion of OUR MONEY to odious Third-World dictators like Robert Mugabe on behalf of the flourishing polar bears. Leaders and ministers from about 30 countries hammered out an outline climate accord early on Friday morning, hours before some […]

Obama Appoints Cuban Spy Ambassador to El Salvador

Posted on December 17, 2009 by Dave Blount

The potential damage to our security interests at home and abroad of putting left-wing extremists in charge of the country could hardly be overstated. Our Community Activist in Chief has actually appointed a known communist spy as Ambassador to El Salvador. On Dec. 9, Obama nominated Mari Del Carmen Aponte to be ambassador to El […]

Obama Threatens to Close Key Air Force Base to Coerce Healthcare Vote

Posted on December 17, 2009 by Dave Blount

Chicago politics now guides our national security. From The Weekly Standard’s blog: Twenty Republican senators have requested that the Senate Armed Services Committee launch an investigation into reports that the Obama White House threatened to close Nebraska’s Offutt Air Force base unless Nebraska Senator Ben Nelson fell into line on health care. Those reports first […]

Midwife Describes Chaos of Britain’s Socialized Medicine

Posted on December 16, 2009 by Dave Blount

Britain’s socialized medical system once again demonstrates what we will find when we go over Chairman Zero’s “precipice” into government-run healthcare. Verena Burns, a midwife who recently escaped from the National Health Service into private practice, tells tales of horror: Welcome to the modern NHS maternity ward. A world of shoddy practice, poor hygiene standards […]

Yet Another Untruth From Al Gore: Increased Tree Mortality

Posted on December 16, 2009December 16, 2009 by Dave Blount

The international liberal elite had better figure out a way to shut up Al Gore if they are going to use the global warming hoax to impose worldwide socialism. The Goracle does rally the left’s brain-dead base, but the rest of us are well aware that nothing this figure of fun bellows is true. Among […]

African Dictators to Demand 5% of West’s GDP

Posted on December 15, 2009 by Dave Blount

It’s a good thing we all have plenty of money to spare, because the socialist dictators lording it over Africa are exploiting the Dopenhagen spectacle as an opportunity to demand a fat cut of it in the name of the global warming farce: According to a draft text, 50 African countries are considering demanding five […]

UN’s Rajendra Pachauri: Another Greedy Global Warming Profiteer

Posted on December 15, 2009December 15, 2009 by Dave Blount

What a surprise — like Al Gore, the UN’s creepy climate chief Rajendra Pachauri stands to make a grotesque fortune off the global warming hoax: A story emerging out of Britain suggests “follow the money” may explain the enthusiasm of the United Nations to pursue caps on carbon emissions, despite doubts surfacing in the scientific […]

Rules of Derangement

Posted on December 14, 2009December 14, 2009 by Dave Blount

Liberals don’t even bother to hide their intense hostility toward the military. Their moral avatar Bill Clinton has averred that he loathes it. Chris “Tingles” Matthews, whom they trust to install their opinions, refers to West Point as the “enemy camp.” The challenge for progressives is: how is a herd of squishy-soft degenerates to overcome […]

Obamaville

Posted on December 14, 2009 by Dave Blount

Those who lived in New York City during the disastrous reign of Mayor David Dinkins may remember Dinkinsville, as they called a fenced-in patch of Lower East Side rubble meant to house derelicts ejected from Thompkins Square Park. Dinkinsism — i.e., smash-and-grab socialism imposed by a bumbling Affirmative Action post turtle taken by liberal fools […]

Minnesota Teacher Brainwashing Program

Posted on December 11, 2009 by Dave Blount

You would think the moonbat brainwashers who run the education establishment could rest on their laurels, now that their ideology has blossomed into an unqualified socialist elected President of the USA on the basis of his “oppressed” ethnicity. But no, they’ve only just begun: A branch of the University of Minnesota may require all education […]

Bureaucrats Crack Down on Windmill

Posted on December 11, 2009 by Dave Blount

There isn’t much you can do without major hassles in a world micromanaged by petty tyrant bureauweenies — even if you’re a moonbat just trying to be green. Larry Walth put up a $10,000 wind turbine to help meet his electricity needs in Wishek, North Dakota. He righteously bleats: It’s energy and it’s not coming […]

Public Funding for ACORN Will Continue

Posted on December 10, 2009 by Dave Blount

House Minority Leader John Boehner has a very small surprise for us: despite lopsided votes in favor of cutting off public funding to Comrade Obama’s outrageously corrupt enablers at ACORN in the aftermath of the O’Keefe/Giles videos, the Big Government fire hose will continue to blast a torrent of our money at these vermin. On […]

Global Warming Priest Dave Reay Denounces Personal Hygiene

Posted on December 10, 2009December 10, 2009 by Dave Blount

The beauty of the global warming hoax is that it allows liberals to wallow in their trademark neurotic guilt, baseless sanctimony, and hostility to civilization while imposing all elements of their agenda — including deliberately excessive taxation, suppression of the private sector, totalitarian power for Big Government, degradation of our standard of living, elevation of […]

Moonbat Tech: The E~Cart

Posted on December 9, 2009 by Dave Blount

At last, technology has delivered a means for progressives to assuage their guilt as they shop for arugula at grocery stores lit and refrigerated at the expense of the put-upon polar bears: The e~cart promises quite an electrifying experience! It’s a shopping trolley re-designed to be fitted with wheels that harness the kinetic energy, generated […]

Global Warming Blamed for Cannibal Polar Bears

Posted on December 9, 2009 by Dave Blount

Time for an update of The List — the media has again resorted to shrieking that the nonexistent global warming crisis has turned cuddly polar bears into bloodthirsty cannibals: A group of tourists were left horrified when they came across the grisly sight of a polar bear eating a cub in northern Canada. The large […]

Gay Santa

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Dave Blount

Is nothing sacred to the militant moonbats bent on corrupting every aspect of our society? The answer: that’s right, nothing. So who knew? Santa Claus is a ho-ho homosexual. When the story goes public, it rocks the world. Well, at least in writer-performer Jeffrey Solomon’s “Santa Claus Is Coming Out,” his newest one-man show exploring […]

Government Admits: Social Security Is Unsustainable Ponzi Scheme

Posted on December 8, 2009December 8, 2009 by Dave Blount

Bill Frezza discovered that our rulers have abandoned the pretense that Social Security is anything but an unsustainable Ponzi scheme when his 26-year-old son received a startling admission from Big Government in the mail: The two-page pamphlet entitled “What young workers should know about Social Security and saving” reminds us that 50 million, or one […]

Safe Schools Pervert Still on the Job for Obama

Posted on December 7, 2009 by Dave Blount

Shockingly, Obama’s “Safe School Czar” — the militant pervert Kevin Jennings — is still on the job, thanks to the liberal establishment media studiously ignoring revelations into the depravity he has used his opulently remunerative position at the head of GLSEN to inflict on children. Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings was the founder, and for […]

Christmas Trees Forbidden on UN Territory

Posted on December 7, 2009 by Dave Blount

Don’t look for Christmas trees at the Copenhagen summit, where bureauweenies are gathering from around the world to push global socialism in the name of the polar bears. After all, it’s “UN territory.” Since Christmas is a religious holiday, it has no place at a United Nations event, said officials planning the event. A sponsor […]

SF Supervisor Considers Public Gay Sex Tents

Posted on December 4, 2009 by Dave Blount

I’ve often wondered what it would take to disgust even the moonbats running the San Franfreakshow Comical. Thanks to the gut-wrenchingly repulsive activities on display during the Folsom Street Fair, I finally know: Public sex tents? Now there’s an idea that should have been shot down the second it was announced from the mouth of […]

Dog Walking to Be Made Mandatory

Posted on December 4, 2009December 4, 2009 by Dave Blount

There’s more to soft totalitarianism than forbidding things. That which is not forbidden must be made mandatory. Take walking your dog, for example. Bureaucrats can’t find a reason to forbid it. Therefore, in Australia they are pushing a law to make it illegal not to walk your dog: PET owners could be punished for not […]

Carbon Corruption From Copenhagen

Posted on December 3, 2009 by Dave Blount

How appropriate that Denmark, home of the upcoming Hopenhagen power grab, would light the way into our glorious green future by showing us the monumental corruption we can expect when the economy is no longer based on producing goods and services, but on convincing bureaucrats that you are serving Gaia. From the Copenhagen Post: Denmark […]

Stunning Revelations From ACORN Whistleblower Anita MonCrief

Posted on December 3, 2009 by Dave Blount

ACORN whistleblower Anita MonCrief offers stunning revelations regarding the nation’s largest radical left organization, where our Community Activist in Chief cut his teeth. The supposedly nonpartisan organization has been illegally pouring taxpayer money into Democrat causes, letting $millions disappear, and renting out goons for intimidation campaigns, while the New York Times deliberately looks the other […]

A Christmas Tree Moonbats Can Wipe Their Feet On

Posted on December 2, 2009 by Dave Blount

What would happen if moonbats designed a Christmas tree? This: When is a Christmas tree not a Christmas tree? When it is a giant cone covered in what appears to be green doormats. Shoppers stared in bemusement at the mysterious object that landed in a shopping precinct in Poole, Dorset, this week. Some compared it […]

Phil Jones, ClimateGate Casualty

Posted on December 2, 2009 by Dave Blount

Phil Jones, director of the prestigious Climate Research Unit at the University of East Anglia, has been shown the door as a result of having been exposed as a charlatan by the ClimateGate emails: The university says Phil Jones will relinquish his position until the completion of an independent review into allegations that he worked […]