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Serve.gov Recruits Pro-Abortion Muscle

Posted on October 20, 2009 by Dave Blount

Attention moonbats: Comrade Obama has called upon volunteers to serve; volunteering is so important, Dems would like to make it mandatory. Now you have a chance to serve Chairman Zero in the most progressive way possible, by facilitating the liberal sacrament of abortion on his behalf. The nation’s largest abortion mill Planned Parenthood is recruiting […]

Gordon Brown: 50 Days Before Global Warming Doom Descends

Posted on October 20, 2009 by Dave Blount

In light of this revelation, there is only one sensible course of action: PANIC! World leaders have 50 days to save the Earth from irreversible global warming, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown said Monday. Brown said climate catastrophe would occur if world leaders fail to agree on a climate protection deal at a major climate […]

Government Healthcare Applied to AIDS in DC

Posted on October 19, 2009 by Dave Blount

We don’t need a crystal ball to see what healthcare will degenerate into as Big Government tightens the grip on its throat. Just refer to the District of Columbia, where most everything falls under the purview of liberal statists: In a city ravaged by the highest rate of AIDS cases in the nation, the D.C. […]

Anti-Semitism: Okay for Obamunists, Not for Others

Posted on October 19, 2009 by Dave Blount

The hebephrenic anti-Semitism continues unabated at Chairman Zero’s closely moderated website. Pamela Gellar reports: In April 2008 a typical post appeared, claiming that “Jews owe Africa and Africans everything they have today because if Africa did not shelter them when they were homeless and starving, they would not be here today.” And in July 2008, […]

Lord Monckton Warns of Obama’s Copenhagen Threat

Posted on October 16, 2009 by Dave Blount

Lord Christopher Monckton is one of the last true Britons, a countermoonbat who has been eviscerating the global warming hoax for years. At a speech at the Minnesota Free Market Institute Wednesday, he warned of what Comrade Obama is planning to do to us in Copenhagen. From the transcript at Watt’s Up With That: At […]

US Missile Technology Headed for China

Posted on October 16, 2009 by Dave Blount

Maybe putting a left-wing community activist with a communist background in charge of our national security wasn’t such a good idea after all, even if it did send thrills up the liberal media’s legs. Chairman Zero is not just selling our future to the communist Chinese — he may be handing over our missile technology: […]

Apartment Complex Lifts Ban on Old Glory

Posted on October 15, 2009 by Dave Blount

The squeaky wheel really does get the grease. After the public reacted with outrage, an apartment complex has lifted its ban on Old Glory: ALBANY, Ore. — Flags are OK again at an Albany apartment complex after the property manager reviewed the policy and decided she didn’t have the legal standing to ban flags from […]

Moonbat Tech: Warmist Warren

Posted on October 15, 2009 by Dave Blount

It’s getting ever harder for the environmentally righteous to avoid the fact that the climate is getting cooler, not warmer — revealing the gospel of the Goracle to be a complete sham. Since lies about the weather are easily contradicted by direct experience, even the BBC has confessed that the planet doesn’t have a fever […]

More Pocket Knife Hysteria

Posted on October 14, 2009October 14, 2009 by Dave Blount

Congratulations to 6-year-old Zachary Christie on having his sentence lessened from 45 days in a snake pit to a 3–5-day suspension for the non-crime of bringing his Cub Scout camping knife-fork-spoon to school. Unfortunately, Zachary’s case isn’t an isolated incident. This one may even top it: A 17-year-old Eagle Scout in upstate New York has […]

Oblivious to Statist Propaganda, Poles Continue to Cool

Posted on October 14, 2009 by Dave Blount

Even as warmist totalitarians continue to screech that we must be repressed in the name of melting glaciers, evidence accrues that not only is anthropogenic global warming a lie, the planet is getting cooler: The National Snow and Ice Data Center released its summary of summer sea-ice conditions in the Arctic last week and reported […]

Philadelphia Principals Forced to Force-Feed Students

Posted on October 13, 2009 by Dave Blount

You can’t say there’s no accountability in the moonbatty education establishment: In a locally unprecedented move, the School District of Philadelphia will hold principals accountable for the number of students eating breakfast in their schools. Breakfast participation will be part of the report card that rates principals each year, along with categories such as attendance […]

Gas From Shale Oil Would Solve Energy Problems

Posted on October 13, 2009 by Dave Blount

While we pay $zillions to terror-sympathetic Muslim regimes for oil, we are sitting on all the energy we will need for decades: Advances in technology for extracting gas from shale and methane beds have quickened dramatically, altering the global balance of energy faster than almost anybody expected. Tony Hayward, BP’s chief executive, said proven natural […]

Artificial Breasts for Transsexuals on Someone Else’s Dime May Be a Human Right

Posted on October 12, 2009October 12, 2009 by Dave Blount

In exchange for real rights as enshrined in the US Constitution, such as our rights to free speech, to bear arms, and to own property that’s ours and not the government’s, moonbat authoritarians offer their own version of “rights” — i.e., special goodies that it’s your right to force someone else to pay for. The […]

Michelle Obama Action Figure

Posted on October 12, 2009 by Dave Blount

On November 20, the wait will be over; Michelle Obama action figures will hit the market at $12.99 apiece. Every bit as lovely as the original, aren’t they? The black widow dress looks sharper than ever. I hope they also offer the diplomatic mission to Britain clown suit outfit: Maybe there will be a talking […]

French Culture Minister Paid for Sex With Little Boys

Posted on October 9, 2009 by Dave Blount

No wonder French Minister of Culture and Communication Frederic Mitterrand joined Hollywood in defending child rapist Roman Polanski: French President Nicolas Sarkozy was under growing pressure last night after his culture minister insisted paying for sex with young male prostitutes was ‘not a serious mistake’. Frederic Mitterrand also astonishingly challenged the French public’s morality by […]

Darnell Nash: Another ACORN Community Activist Finds Fame

Posted on October 9, 2009October 9, 2009 by Dave Blount

Comrade Obama isn’t the only big success to come out of ACORN. There’s also the self-proclaimed “Queen of Cleveland Gender Benders,” Darnell Nash: The activist group ACORN, which has long worked with criminals as it preys on the weak and the troubled, is on the verge of yet another public relations catastrophe. That’s because a […]

ACORN Thugs Throw Out Republican Registrations

Posted on October 8, 2009 by Dave Blount

ACORN activists are famous for using your tax dollar to register characters like Mickey Mouse. But what would happen if they did something really weird — like register Republicans? As reported by Pam Geller, Black Republican Fathiyyah Muhammad of Jacksonville discovered the answer when she signed up to register voters for ACORN at $3/head. In […]

No Impact Moonbat

Posted on October 8, 2009 by Dave Blount

Colin Beavan isn’t like other environmentalists who hypocritically talk the talk while walking all over Gaia by participating in modern civilization. He and his family went an entire year without using toilet paper to prove his devotion to the bizarre cult of eco-moonbattery. If people just cared enough to stop wiping their behinds, the thriving […]

Michele Bachmann Dismisses MSNBC

Posted on October 7, 2009 by Dave Blount

As the corrupt liberal establishment that produced Comrade Obama continues to fail our country, it will give way to alternatives that are more responsive to our needs. An example is journalism, where upstart Fox News continues to smoke the duckspeaking propagandists that comprise its entrenched competition. Unless prevented by totalitarian means, political representation will follow […]

NAACP Registers Inmates to Vote

Posted on October 7, 2009 by Dave Blount

ACORN isn’t the only militant moonbat outfit that uses felons to advance Democrat chances at the polls. The NAACP is registering voters at prisons in Maine, one of just two states that allow all inmates to vote while behind bars, in what is apparently the nation’s first such statewide drive. … Though prison inmates tend […]

Obama’s Socialist Doctors Photo Op: Fail

Posted on October 6, 2009 by Dave Blount

The teleprompter presidency again degenerated into farce yesterday when it staged a spectacle intended to create the impression that doctors welcome absorption into Comrade Obama’s socialist blob: In a heavy-handed attempt at reviving support for health-care reform, the White House orchestrated a massive photo op to buttress its claim that front-line physicians support Obama. A […]

Moonbat Vocabulary Term: Eco-Xenophobia

Posted on October 6, 2009 by Dave Blount

Since it wouldn’t be fair to the animals for only humans to enjoy the many privileges that come with being oppressed by racism, ecoweenies in formerly Great Britain have extended the coveted status to parakeets. This week Natural England officially deemed the ring-necked parakeet as a pest, making it possible to shoot the birds without […]

Obama’s Insufferable Arrogance Caused Olympic Fail

Posted on October 5, 2009 by Dave Blount

The Chicago Sun Times has gathered more unhinged voices of the left claiming that W can be blamed even for Chairman Zero not bringing home the Olympic bacon on behalf of his slumlord cronies in the Windy City. Some Chicago officials say anti-American resentment likely played a role in Chicago’s Olympic bid dying in the […]

Copenhagen Treaty Will Demand American Taxpayers Buy “Dignity” for Third World

Posted on October 5, 2009 by Dave Blount

Anyone who doubts that the global warming hoax aggressively promoted by Chairman Zero and his comrades at the UN is a Trojan horse for world socialism need only look at this draft of the Copenhagen Climate Change Treaty produced by the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change: Successful countries are called upon to severely […]

Spokane to Vote on Right to Have No Rights

Posted on October 2, 2009October 2, 2009 by Dave Blount

A strategy for destroying our constitutional rights that goes back to FDR’s disastrous regime is to replace them with whimsical new rights that effectively reduce us to slaves. Roosevelt schemed of inflicting an “Economic Bill of Rights” that would make a farce of fundamental real rights, such as the right to own property. Comrade Obama […]

Ford Soon to Surpass GM

Posted on October 2, 2009 by Dave Blount

Rather than using bankruptcy to free themselves from the union contracts bleeding them dry, GM and Chrysler knuckled under and were absorbed by Chairman Zero’s socialist blob. Consequently, they are on the road to oblivion. Conversely, Ford held out against the heavy-handed “bailouts,” earning it great respect from the public. Soon GM will be a […]

Secondhand Smoke Hysteria Crosses Into Psychosis

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Dave Blount

The moonbat campaign against cigarettes has reached levels of hysteria not seen since the Salem witch trials. In Dallas, Chris Daniel is suing for six figures because her former neighbor smoked. According to Daniel, cigarette smoke somehow managed to seep through the “solid, two-hour fire wall from the foundation to the roof” that separates homes […]

ACORN Documents Confirm Illegal Partisan Activities

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Dave Blount

ACORN is forbidden from spending the $millions of our money it receives on partisan politics. But then, it’s also forbidden from taking part in vote fraud. Documents recently discovered in an abandoned Oklahoma City office of Comrade Obama’s old gang confirm what most of us have long known: this criminal organization is partisan to its […]

Berkeley Signs UN Treaties

Posted on September 30, 2009 by Dave Blount

Unwilling to wait for the kakistocracy in DC to drag the entire country down to its level on unhinged moonbattery, Berkeley is signing United Nations treaties as if it were a sovereign country: Berkeley became the first city in the United States, and possibly the world, to agree to international human rights treaties on Tuesday […]

ACORN Front Group Nailed for Vote Fraud in New York

Posted on September 30, 2009 by Dave Blount

One reason Comrade Obama and the ultra-left leadership in Congress have shown such open contempt for the consequences their extreme agenda will have at the polls is they have been counting on their foot soldiers in ACORN to tilt the balance with operations like this: Dozens of forged and fraudulent absentee ballots from people registered […]