Author: Dave Blount

Obsequiousness Accidentally Crosses Over Into Ridicule

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It wasn’t easy, but establishment moonbats have finally managed to top naming the overpriced, barely functional coal-powered Volt as Car of the Year. They may even have topped giving the Nobel Peace Prize to a groveling appeaser who is highly unlikely to leave the world a more peaceful place. It’s hard to believe they will […]

 

Excellence Crushed in the Name of Diversity

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In a world run by egalitarian moonbats, no child left behind means no child can be allowed to get ahead. One of the most racially mixed high schools in Illinois, Evanston has a mission of embracing diversity and promoting equity and excellence for all students. But its own data show that few minority students make […]

 

Anticommunist Movies Break Through Hollywood’s Iron Curtain

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Bleak as things look lately for lovers of liberty, it may turn out that the catastrophic 2008 election was the high water mark for authoritarian collectivism. Even Hollywood could be starting to realize that we’ve swallowed something very harmful and need to have our stomachs pumped. After generations of dominance by the Left, the movie […]

 

UN Kills Over 1,100 Haitians by Causing Cholera Outbreak

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There is no crisis so great that the corrupt and incompetent transnational nitwits at the United Nations cannot make it much worse: The mounting circumstantial evidence that U.N. peacekeepers from Nepal brought cholera to Haiti was largely dismissed by U.N. officials. Haitians who asked about it were called political or paranoid. Foreigners were accused of […]

 

Expungement Summit

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America in the age of “postracial” Obama and his moonbat minions is a great place to be anything but a Caucasian. It’s a particularly great place to be a black criminal: Black males have higher rates of incarceration and of repeat offenses that land them back in jail or prison, statistics show. Changing that dynamic […]

 

Top IPCC Official Confirms: It’s About Looting, Not the Weather

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In case there is anyone left who doesn’t understand that the “climate change” crisis (as they have rebranded the debunked global warming hoax) is not about the climate but about massive looting, Ottmar Edenhofer sets the record straight: Climate policy has almost nothing to do anymore with environmental protection, says the German economist and IPCC […]

 

Kool-Aid Day

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November 18 is the anniversary of the Jonestown Massacre, the day in 1978 that moonbats began their time-honored tradition of guzzling Kool-Aid. In Guyana, they did it on behalf of communist cult leader Jim Jones, who was too cowardly to drink the cyanide-laced drink himself and had to be shot by one of his henchmen. […]

 

NYU Professor to Have a Camera Implanted in the Back of His Head

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Tuition and fees for undergrads at New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts come to $20,891.00 per term. You have to pay big money to get educated by cutting edge luminaries like Wafaa Bilal, who plans to have a camera surgically implanted in the back of his head. Wafaa Bilal, an Iraqi assistant professor […]

 

Los Angeles Bans Grocery Bags

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Ecototalitarianism is beyond control in California. As the last sane residents struggle to escape, Los Angeles has now banned plastic grocery bags: Enacting one of the nation’s most aggressive environmental measures, the Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors voted Tuesday to ban plastic grocery bags in unincorporated areas of the county. … The ban, which […]

 

Congress Getting Rich as It Bleeds Us Into Poverty

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Despite the awful state of the economy, one sector has been booming. Unsurprisingly, it’s the one that benefits at the expense of all the others, namely government: Despite a long and deep recession, the collective personal wealth of congressional members increased by more than 16 percent between 2008 and 2009, according to a study released […]

 

Moonbat Justice

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This farce is what passes for justice under government of, by, and for moonbats: David Weaving, who is serving a manslaughter sentence for striking and killing a 14-year-old boy with his car, is suing the victim’s parents, accusing them of being responsible for their son’s death because they allowed the boy to ride his bike […]

 

Bureaucrats Warn Against Drinking Out of Toilets

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Being predominantly liberals, our rulers know that we’re no more intelligent than dogs, so it’s their responsibility to use our money to protect us from ourselves. For example, in suburban Phoenix, bureauweenies have posted signs warning us not to drink out of toilets: Chandler’s new City Hall comes with some features that have municipal workers […]

 

Kids Busted for Engaging in Capitalism

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Our collectivist rulers still have some work to do if they are going to root out the last remnants of the entrepreneurial spirit that built the country they are currently looting and dismantling. Right in the adopted home of a carpetbagging socialist Senator who went on to become Secretary of State, children were caught engaging […]

 

Muslim Maniac Gets Pricey Renovations Courtesy of Taxpayers

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Abu Hamza has managed to get himself thrown in jail by whipping up his fellow Religion of Peaceniks to kill Britons. When he gets out, he’ll find his welfare mansion nicely spruced up — courtesy of British taxpayers: Hate preacher Abu Hamza’s family home is having a £40,000 makeover paid for by tax:­payers, the Daily […]

 

Amazon Pulls Pedophile Book, HuffPo Libs Lament

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Amazon has finally pulled down from Kindle The Pedophile’s Guide to Love & Pleasure: A Child-Lover’s Code of Conduct by a pervert named Phillip R. Greaves, 2nd. The author’s product description, via Geekologie: This is my attempt to make pedophile situations safer for those juveniles that find themselves involved in them, by establishing certian [sic] […]

 

Old Glory Banned From California Middle School

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Moonbat educrats celebrated Veterans Day a few days early in Denair, California — by banning the American flag: 13-year-old Cody Alicea rides with an American flag on the back of his bike. He says he does this to be patriotic and to honor veterans, like his own grandfather, Robert. He’s had the flag on his […]

 

Guardian Moonbat Plots to Escape the Tyranny of Marriage

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Liberal establishmentarian Lara Pawson of The Guardian has found herself trapped in the heteronormative bourgeois tyranny of marriage. Fortunately for the cause of moonbat liberation, she knows a way to escape: I want to divorce the man I love and he wants to divorce me. We do not wish to separate — simply to end […]

 

Call to Investigate Google Ties to Obama Administration

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In case you’re looking for yet another reason not to trust the leftist ideologues running Google: The National Legal and Policy Center (NLPC), a group that advocates for a smaller and more ethical government, wrote to leaders of the House Oversight Committee this month urging them to investigate a major privacy breach by Google. It […]

 

White House Used Fraud to Suppress Gulf Drilling

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The Obamination Administration was willing to stoop to new depths to keep its “boot on the neck” of the oil industry that is so crucial to the economy of Gulf states and America in general: The Interior Department’s inspector general says the White House edited a drilling safety report in a way that made it […]

 

Ted Rall Calls for Armed Socialist Revolution

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Enraged at the results of the 2010 election, some leftists are no longer willing to wait quietly through the Gramscian/Fabian process of incremental totalitarianism. MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell freely admits he’s a socialist. Tim Wise openly boasts of the progressive plan to obliterate America through demographics. Now Ted Rall — a fixture in the mainstream media […]

 

Transsexual Changes Back, Denounces Sex Change Operations

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Finally, a shaft of reason falls on the grotesque if politically correct sex change phenomenon: A man who underwent sex change surgery to look like a woman — then changed back — says the NHS [British National Health Service] should halt all sex change operations. Charles Kane, who spent £100,000 on operations to make him […]

 

G20 Rulers Push for Global Socialism

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We will know that the science fiction dystopian scenario of worldwide tyranny has become real when taxes are extracted not just by our city and state and country, but on behalf of the entire human race. This nightmare is right around the corner: A group of 183 organisations from 42 countries has issued a plea […]

 

Hugo Chavez Now Seizing Homes

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Hopefully the election results will prevent Comrade Obama from pushing his agenda any further. We don’t want to end up like Venezuela, where Big Government is now confiscating private homes: Chavez promised Sunday to crack down on construction and real estate companies that he accused of unjustly boosting prices, which he labeled “housing fraud.” The […]

 

Treasury Secretary Turns to Professional Clown for Advice

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As our economy staggers toward the next major collapse, you might wonder where Comrade Obama’s conspicuously incompetent tax-cheating Treasury Secretary gets his ideas. Here’s where: In the midst of debates on financial regulation and China’s currency in April, Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner sat down to discuss the U.S. economy — with comedian Jon Stewart. […]

 

No More Using California Welfare Cards to Buy “Medical” Marijuana

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It’s going to take a little more than this to keep California from being pulled into bankruptcy by the ever-growing entitlement class: Gov. Arnold Schwarzeneger says welfare recipients can no longer use state-issued debit cards at medical marijuana shops, psychics and other businesses whose services have been deemed “inconsistent with the intent” of the program. […]