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The Uselessness Of The Kyoto Protocol

In America and around the world, conservatives and liberals have battled it out over the Kyoto Protocol. Liberals argued that we absolutely had to sign the Kyoto Protocol, IMMEDIATELY, no matter what damage it might do to the economy! Why, if we didn’t sign Kyoto, not only would the Europeans be angry at us (how […]

The Top 10 Excerpts From The Veep Debate

Here are what are in my opinion, the top 10 excerpts from last nights veep debate, in order. 10) Dick Cheney: “It’s important to look at all of our developments in Iraq within the broader context of the global war on terror. And, after 9/11, it became clear that we had to do several things […]

Battle Of The Online Poll Stuffers

“Internet Polls: Few things are easier than influencing the results of an internet poll. All it would take to send tens of thousands of people to a local church website to write in Satan as a choice for a new pastor would be posts on a handful of large message boards and websites. In fact, […]

I Will Be Liveblogging The Debate Tonight

The VEEP debate tonight should be interesting. We have John Edwards, AKA the fluffy puppy, a man selected for VP solely because he’s pretty and slick, going up against Dick Cheney, a grizzled but not particularly charismatic political veteran who is far more competent than Edwards, but who usually gives the impression that he’d rather […]

And Watch Out For The Global Pop Quiz! By Frank J.

Kerry mentioned a “global test” during Thursday debates, so I sent my crack research staff to find out what that could be. Ends up, it’s freely available from the U.N. Here it is: THE GLOBAL TEST FOR PREEMPTIVE STRIKES Brought to you by your local U.N. Please answer these questions with a “yes” or “no” […]

Deny Felons The Right To Vote? You Bet!

In a sane world, you wouldn’t need to explain why felons should be allowed to vote. But today, if you have enough votes to swing elections, somebody ** cough cough ** Democrats ** cough cough ** will rush to embrace you. In this case, we have MLK’s widow, Coretta Scott King, tying the rights of […]

A Tale Of Two Polls…

Just take a look at these two survey/poll results and draw your own conclusions about who’d make a better President. John Kerry? “Nearly 9 out of 10 people in France would support John Kerry if they could vote in the U.S. election, according to a poll published Friday, Reuters reported from Paris. The poll came […]

Classic TV Scripts: ‘Johnny Nuance’ By Iowahawk

Although it ran a scant 13 episodes, the western series ‘Johnny Nuance’ still prompts fond memories among baby boomers who followed the exciting weekly adventures of the treaty-slinging frontier diplomat. Featuring former matinee idol Lash LaDouche in the title role, the series debuted on CBS on March 4, 1958 as a mid-season replacement for the […]

The Most Embarrassing Patton Story Ever

So I hear a knock on the door and immediately my dog Patton is not happy. You see, to Patton, if somebody makes a sudden move, it’s fight or flight time. If someone runs, that means they must have done something wrong and need to be pursued. And if he hears a knock at the […]

Your Basic Guide To Computer Maintenance

If you’re familiar with the basics of how your computer and the internet works, you’re more unusual than you think. I can tell you that definitively because I do internet tech support and I’ve talked to people who have (and no, I’m not joking)… — Said they deleted all the .dll files on their computer […]

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Highlights From The First Debate

Since last night’s debate is going to be the topic du jour in the blogosphere today, I thought it would be worthwhile to go through the transcript and cull out what I think were the highlights of the debate for W. You’ll notice that Bush stayed on message and hammered home the idea that John […]

The Problem With John Kerry’s Global Test

From the debate last night, John Kerry: “…No president, though all of American history, has ever ceded, and nor would I, the right to preempt in any way necessary to protect the United States of America. But if and when you do it, Jim, you have to do it in a way that passes the […]

W Stands For Wrong? How ‘Bout W Stands For Walking Tall?

You know why that’s such a great poster? Because Walking Tall, the original, not the pale imitation with the Rock in it, is such a great metaphor for the war on terror. Read these excerpts from a review of the movie by Adam J. Hakari and you’ll see what I mean… “All Buford Pusser wanted […]

Know Thy Enemy: Volcanoes By Frank J.

Since it looks like Mt. Saint Helens is going to erupt again, I sent my crack research staff to find out all they could about volcanoes. Here is what they found: FUN FACTS ABOUT VOLCANOES * Volcanoes are like mountains… but with a gooey center! * What a volcano kills most people with is its […]

Misc Commentary For October 1, 2004

— From the Drudge Report, no other links yet… “Unbeknownst to Kerry adviser Mike McCurry, a C-SPAN camera quietly followed McCurry as he found Kerry adviser Joe Lockhart on Spin Alley floor and asked him his impression of the debate. Lockhart candidly said to McCurry , “The consensus is it was a draw.” I agree. […]

Liveblogging The Debate

* So far Leher asks a question, Kerry ignores it and explains why Bush sucks or Bush ignores it and talks about his accomplishments. Blah! * Did Bush just say ‘vociferously’ or ‘fociferously’? * Ooh, Bush is playing dirty now in the Democrat’s eyes — he’s actually quoting Kerry when he was in one of […]

Left-Wing Wackiness Is Nothing New

I just finished up the David Horowitz / Peter Collier book, Destructive Generation: Second Thoughts About the ’60s. It’s a good book, although it doesn’t compare to Horowitz’s phenomenal biography Radical Son, which covers many of the same topics and is easily one of the best books I’ve ever read. In any case, Collier and […]

Why A John Kerry Presidency Would Lead To Doom In Iraq

Despite the inordinate amount of time that has been spent debating foreign affairs during this election season, particularly the situation in Iraq, there is a crucial issue that hasn’t yet received the attention that it deserves. The ignored point in question is how John Kerry’s over-the-top campaign rhetoric would make it almost impossible for him […]

So If Bush Is Hitler, Why Is He So Nice?

One of the loony left’s biggest weaknesses is that they have such a burning, molten, hatred of Smirky McBushHitler AKA The AntiChrist that they genuinely have trouble understanding why everyone doesn’t realize that he’s the epicenter of evil. So they rant and rave and accuse him of doing everything raping Afghanistan for oil to letting […]

Kerry Stumps Behind The Cheddar Curtain By Iowahawk

BLUE COLLAR KERRY WOWS CHEESEHEAD BARFLIES Kerry fared better in a late afternoon appearance in nearby Mt. Horeb, when he dropped in at the D&G Taproom to rub elbows with local voters. The candidate garned a loud cheer when he entered the tavern wearing a foam rubber cheese hat and a silk Packers ascot under […]

Debate Transcript Released One Day Early By Andy Borowitz

Face-off Overly Choreographed, Critics Charge A full transcript of Thursday’s presidential debate between President George W. Bush and Democratic nominee John Kerry was released today, sparking criticism that the debate has been overly choreographed by the committee representing the two major parties. The transcript, full of pre-planned quips and sound bites from both candidates, is […]

A Democratic Underground Wackofest!

Boy oh boy, the stench of defeat emanating from the Kerry campaign is driving the lefties at the Democratic Underground out of their ever loving minds! In fact, there are so many nutty comments there right now, that I couldn’t just stick to one thread. So here’s a smattering of entertaining lunacy from all across […]

Last Rites? The Blogosphere Is Barely Out Of Diapers

As I was perusing Michelle Malkin’s exquisite blog, I ran across this whiny column by ex-blogger Billmon of Whiskey Bar and I thought there were a couple of things in it worth commenting on. To begin with, Billmon opines that blogs “are losing their indie cred man because they’re being co-opted by the corporate machine”! […]