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Early Porn Career Eliminated Gephardt As V.P. Choice By Andy Borowitz

Made Over 100 Films in Early Seventies, Congressman Admits Presumptive Democratic nominee John Kerry named Senator John Edwards of North Carolina as his vice-presidential running mate after learning that his first choice, Rep. Richard Gephardt (D-Missouri), had appeared in over one hundred hardcore porn films in the early 1970s. Rep. Gephardt, who made the raunchy […]

Coulter On Edwards

In her latest magnificent column, Ann Coulter absolutely eviscerates parasitic shyster John Edwards for being the living embodiment of everything people hate about trial lawyers…oh, and for claiming to channel the spirit of an unborn baby =D… “Despite the overwrought claims of Edwards’ dazzling legal skills, winning jury verdicts in personal injury cases has nothing […]

No, The Rockerfeller Republicans Aren’t On The Comeback Trail

Andrew Sullivan & Kate O’Beirne are wondering whether the GOP is having an identity crisis because of all the RINOs who are going to be speaking at the Republican National Convention. Here’s O’Beirne on the subject… “The lineup of primetime speakers at the Republican Convention predictably reflects its New York location by giving prominent spots […]

John Kerry’s Bizarre Abortion Views

For those few of you who are unfamiliar with the divisive debate about abortion, let me fill in some of the details for you. You see, for the most part, the argument revolves around when life begins. Those of us who are staunchly opposed to abortion believe life begins at conception. So for us, in […]

RWN On Vacation — Next Update Wed, July 7

It’s vacation time — snoopy dance — it’s vacation time — snoopy dance! That means the next RWN update will be on Wednesday, July 7th. While I’m gone, may I suggest that you check out my advertisers listed below **** Please **** and the blogs that I’ll be putting up in the daily news section […]

Posts For The 4th Of July

Although I’m going to be out of town for the 4th, I thought I could at least put together a few posts and articles from the archives that would be appropriate for the occasion. Enjoy! What’s So Great About America? Reminder: The United States Is The Best Thing To Ever Happen To This Planet Time […]

RWN Column Published In A Book

One of my columns, Making The Case For A Federal Marriage Amendment, is appearing in a newly released book by Barbara O’Brien entitled Blogging America. Mucho thanks to Barbara O’Brien for including my work!

Michael Moore’s Democratic Party

“(U)nhinged and creepy lunacy is spreading like a virus through the left and not just on the fringes. Snapping them out of it is nearly impossible. Reminding them of 9/11 doesn’t help, it’s already an irrelevant historical event to them that no longer has anything to do with what we’re doing today. They will generally […]

Publisher Revokes Hillary’s Advance for Common Good By Scott Ott

In the same week that Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, told a San Francisco audience that future President John Forbes Kerry will take money away from wealthy Americans “on behalf of the common good“, the former First Lady’s publisher announced it would not pay the $5.3 million deferred advance it owes for her book Living History. […]

Rockstahs & Cool Sites Of The Week

Thanks to Cooper For President for making RWN their “Cool Site Of The Week”…. “Cool Site of the Week – Right Wing News – It’s the Fourth of July Weekend, you’re in a great mood, Iraq is now a sovereign nation, and all is right with the world (almost). All that’s left is a trip […]

RWN’s Favorite South Park Quotes Part 2

After a bit of prodding via email from RWN reader Rachael Anderson, I’ve decided to do a 2nd edition of RWN’s fave South Park quotes (version 1 is here). Do keep in mind that South Park is an obscene & deliberately offensive show. If that sort of thing bugs you, you may want to skip […]

Spider-Man 2 Conspires to Silence Michael Moore By Scott Ott

Spider-Man 2 is part of “a web of deception, a conspiracy to silence” Oscar-winning documentarist Michael Moore, according to the filmmaker whose Fahrenheit 9/11 is America’s current number one box office smash. “It’s not just the cynical timing of the release of Spider-Man 2,” said Mr. Moore, “but the movie endorses the unilateral and so-called […]

Support For Euthanasia?

Much as it pains me to do so, I’m forced to agree with the French on this sure to be controversial issue…. “PARIS France intends to changes its laws to allow terminally ill patients to opt for death over further treatment without legalizing euthanasia, Health Minister Philippe Douste-Blazy said on Wednesday. . Douste-Blazy, speaking after […]

Frank Advice On Putting Saddam On Trial By Frank J.

Now that Saddam has been turned over to Iraqis, it’s time for a trial. Is there anything cooler than that? A once oppressed people now get to put on trial their former dictator; that’s a meme I hope spreads. Being the humanitarian I am and much smarter than that bafoonish Eugene Volokh who’s never linked […]

Misc Commentary For June 30, 2004

— If the election were held today, George Bush would win and it wouldn’t even be all that close. Starting with the red/blue 2000 electoral vote totals — Bush gets 271 & Gore had 267. Then make the adjustments for the census data — states Bush carried in 2000 added 7 more electoral votes and […]

Slate, John Kerry, MoveOn, & Hitler!

Let me tell you how deep the partisan spin is getting: William Saletan and Jacob Weisberg over at Slate, among others including the Kerry campaign, are complaining that the new Bush campaign ad, ‘The Coalition of the Wild Eyed’, is comparing Democrats to Hitler. That just doesn’t wash. As I told The Raw Story last […]

Love In A Time Of Danger By Right Thinking Girl

Sean does not like it when I call him a 9/11 Victim. He tells me he’s not a victim. His coworkers who died were victims. His wife of ten years was a victim. He was just there when it happened. When we are together, I ask him questions about her. He is patient with me, […]

Political Blogs & Websites I Hit 6 Days A Week

One day last week, I posted all the blogs that I visited during that day. Of course, the massive numbers of blogs (& websites) I visit each day (S-Fri) are constantly changing. Some websites I hit every day, some multiple times per week, some once a week, and a few every once in a while. […]

Misc Commentary For June 25, 2004

— This post from Joyce at “Love and Sex and Loneliness” is undoubtedly the nicest thing anyone has ever written about me… “i love john hawkins Everytime John Hawkins at Right Wing News links to me my hits skyrocket. I wonder if I ever actually retain any of the readers he sends my way. Anyway, […]

Reagan’s Red Hen

RWN reader Donnie Bergeron sent me a nifty modern day retelling of “The Little Red Hen” folktale that he had received in his email. I liked it and wanted to post it on RWN, so I checked Google to see if I could find out who the author was. Imagine my surprise when I found […]

Majority Of Kerry Voters Believe He Is Not Bush By Andy Borowitz

Not-Bushness Key to Dem’s Appeal, Poll Suggests In a new Time/CNN poll released today, a majority of voters supporting Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass) for president agreed with the statement, “He is not George Bush.” The poll results seem to indicate that Mr. Kerry’s status as someone who is not President Bush is pivotal to his […]

Your Guide To The Liberal View Of Foreign Policy & Defending America

Most conservatives are absolutely baffled by the liberal perspective on foreign policy and defending America. That’s because many of the left’s positions seem totally counterintuitive….well, for Americans. Their views would make perfect sense if say an Iranian mullah or Iraqi insurgent held them. But, that’s neither here nor there, since the goal of this column […]