Osama Announces Book Club — Satire By Andy Borowitz

Madman on Collision Course with Oprah After a brief mention in his terror tape last week turned a little-known book into an instant best-seller, al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden today announced that he was officially launching “Osama’s Book Club.” Mr. bin Laden’s glancing reference to “Rogue State: A Guide to the World’s Only Superpower” […]

 

Daily News For January 23, 2006

Foreign Israeli Hints at Preparation to Stop Iran Joe Lieberman: U.S. Prepared For Iran Strike Claim: The American Administration Has Promised Israel That The United States Will Not Recognize Any Palestinian Government In Which Hamas Participate Claim: 6 Iraqi Militant Groups Announced That They Will Unite Their Forces And Join The Rest Of Resident Of […]

 

Week-End Links

RWN returns on Monday. Until then, consider this an open thread and enjoy the links below. Have a great week-end! Tammy Bruce Hot Anime Nerds Interview With Henry Copeland Of Blogads Knowledge Is Power Little Miss Attila Mitchieville The Politburo Diktat Jay Reding Mark Steyn Don Surber Villainous Company War Porn: Music Videos, Iraqi Soldiers […]

 

The Security And Freedom Trade-Off

Security and freedom are flip sides of the same coin. To increase the amount of freedom we have, we have to give up some security and vice versa. This is not always apparent, but it’s always true. For example, because we fear other people stealing our property, we have locks on our cars and homes. […]

 

Carter On Hamas

Jimmy Carter, who was one of the worst Presidents of the last century and one of the worst Presidents in American history, keeps reminding the American people that he is still out there working hard to make people say, “I can’t believe that guy was ever President!” Today, in a display of naivete befitting an […]

 

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Quotes Of The Day: Two Approaches To Negotiating With Bin Laden

From conservative Dick Cheney…. “On the tape, bin Laden warned that his fighters are preparing new attacks in the United States but offered the American people a “long-term truce” without specifying the conditions. Cheney, in a television interview, rejected that suggestion, saying “We don’t negotiate with terrorists.” “I think you have to destroy them,” he […]

 

President John Kerry And Judges

“Furthermore, you should never, never, never, forget about judges. Because liberalism is so unpopular, the Democrats count on getting activist liberal judges to implement their agenda over the protests of the voters (perfect example: gay marriage in Massachusetts). Because the Senate Republicans have wimped out, the Dems have managed to block a number of Bush’s […]

 

Kelo Vs. Churches

It’s bad enough that rapcious local officials have been using the Kelo decision to claw people’s homes away from them and hand them to their developer buddies, but now, they’re going after churches too: “For seven years, Reverend Roosevelt Gildon has preached the gospel at the Centennial Baptist Church in Sand Springs, Oklahoma. His congregation, […]

 


Daily News For January 20, 2005

Foreign Full Text Of The Osama Bin Laden Tape Bin Laden Warns Of Attacks, Offers Truce, Hits On Anti-War Liberal Themes According To The Associated Press, Osama Is A Dissident? France Defends Right To Nuclear Reply To Terrorism Abbas Group Responsible For Tel Aviv Bombing. President’s ‘Military Wing’ Coordinated Attack Iran Lifts CNN Ban; Apology […]

 

Hey Kids, It’s Me, Captain Bomb-A-Roo!

If you want to know why Israel has never been able to make peace with the Palestinians, you need look no further than Uncle Hazim, a government sanctioned television show for kids sponsored by Hamas. That’s right, we’re talking about a terrorist group whose goal is not the creation of a Palestinian state, but genocide […]

 


Fixing Tickets For Hams In Tennessee?

It looks like a few members of the Tennessee Highway Patrol have started playing by the same set of rules that Congress does with lobbyists: “State troopers who fix tickets as favors — even for someone who gives them gifts — are not breaking the law, the Knox County prosecutor has determined for Gov. Phil […]

 

Boomershoot

Last night was the first time I’ve ever heard of Boomershoot, but wow does it sound like fun: “Boomershoot is an annual pyrotechnic event held in North Central Idaho, where precision rifle shooters aim at exploding targets. When a target is hit, the result is a big, satisfying “Kaboom! …From all over the continent people […]

 

Quote Of The Day: If Jesus Came Back Today…

“Imagine the kerfuffle (if Jesus came back today). He comes back, and He goes on TV and says, “Okay, homosexuality is wrong. Sex outside of marriage is wrong. Stop watching porn. Quit smoking dope. And by the way, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, and all the other non-Christian religions are wrong, so stop practicing them.” Every fat […]

 

Daily News For January 19, 2006

Domestic Explosive Devices Found On Bus Cameras No Help, They Didn’t Work Bill Clinton Can Re-Apply For His Lawyer License. 5-Year Arkansas Suspension Related To Lewinsky Scandal Ends Thursday A Special Prosecutor’s Long-Delayed Report Charges That A Coverup At Senior Levels Of The Clinton Administration Killed A Tax Fraud Case Against Ex-Cabinet Member Henry Cisneros […]

 

Excerpt Of The Day #2: Coulter On The Alito Nomination

“Sam Alito marks the final purging of the Bork experience. All the Democrats could do was scream about his inactive membership – back in the ’70s – in CAP, Concerned Alumni of Princeton, which had a magazine called Prospect, which once ran an article, apparently satirical, complaining about Princeton admitting co-eds. In my mind, the […]

 

American Islamic Leaders Warn Of Anti-Muslim Backlash Following Next Month’s Nuking Of Tel Aviv — Satire By The Sanity Inspector

Bleurters News Service, (WASHINGTON) The D.C. Islamic Eternal Justice Endeavor against War and Stereotyping (DIEJEWS) yesterday issued a strongly worded statement condemning a rising backlash against Muslims following next month’s nuclear bombing of Tel Aviv, Israel by Iran. The press release warned against an increase in anti-Muslim discrimination, hate crimes, and government harassment following the […]

 

The Perfect Gift For Your Man Hating Friend

Hey look, it’s Maureen Dowd’s knife rack! Just kidding — sort of. I mean, would you really be surprised if she had one of these? Actually, believe it or not, this is a real product called the “All Men Are B*stards Knife Block.“ Can you imagine all the complaints if they sold a knife block […]

 


Paul Hackett’s Big Mouth

Remember Paul Hackett? He was the big mouthed, liberal Iraqi vet who was the darling of the Kos set because they were oh so sure that he was going to win a congressional seat in a Republican district of Ohio. Unfortunately, a funny thing happened on the way to the victory party: Hackett lost to […]

 


Daily News For January 18, 2006

Domestic AG: No Special Counsel For ‘Spygate’ White House Accuses Gore of Hypocrisy White House Calls Clinton’s Attack “Out Of Bounds” Nagin Apologizes For ‘Chocolate’ Remarks. Vowed New Orleans Would Remain African-American Majority Ted Kennedy To Quit Club That Bans Women Ben Nelson Of Nebraska On Tuesday Became The First Senate Democrat To Announce His […]

 

Excerpt Of The Day: The President Can Launch A Missile At A Terrorist, But Not Listen In On His Phone Calls?

“Prior to 9/11/01 there were at least 19 al-Qaeda members in the United States. They had committed no acts of terrorism. But they planned to. Members of our intelligence community evidently did not listen to the phone calls they made to, and received from, their employers abroad. Nor were their communications with one another monitored. […]

 


The White House Fires Back At Al Gore

It’s too bad that the White House kept mum for most of 2005 while the Democrats were throwing around outrageous accusation after outrageous accusation, because when the Bushies fight back, they make the Democrats look like complete buffoons. As proof, just witness what they’ve done to Al Gore: “Gore, in a speech Monday, called for […]

 

The 11 Most Underrated Blogs

Over at Polipundit, they’re asking their readers to “leave out major blogs here” and select the most underrated blog. Well, you know me — I’m a sucker for lists. So, without further ado, here are 11 most underrated blogs on the right side of the blogosphere (in no particular order)… Basil’s Blog Brainster’s Blog Debbie […]

 

The Breakfast Club

Early this morning, about 6:35 AM, I made a 2nd appearance on the The Breakfast Club, which is supposedly the hottest talk radio show in Jamaica. According to my statistics page, I’ve had one visitor from Jamaica today, so either they’re not so hot, I didn’t do so well, or maybe Jamaica is just a […]

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