Author: Dave Blount

Get a Sex Change: It’s Tax Deductible

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As we begin to prepare for our annual fleecing by the IRS, at least we can take solace that some people are getting a break — special people, like Mr. Rhiannon O’Donnabhain: A woman [sic] who battled the IRS over a tax deduction for the costs of her [sic] sex-change operation says she [sic] feels […]

 

Green Guilt Over Flatulence

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The key to controlling people is to make them feel guilty about their own existence. The envirofascism movement has been so successful in this regard that the gullible hang their heads in shame not only for not living like cavemen, but even over bodily functions. From the St. Louis Post-Dispatch’s Dr. Phil Donohue column, which […]

 

IRS Acquiring Short-Barrel Shotguns

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Already our economy is staggering under the weight of taxation. But if we are to make even a dent in the bills Comrade Obama is running up with his ongoing looting spree, tax rates will have to shoot through the stratosphere. Eventually confiscatory taxation will become so outrageous that people will begin to remember that […]

 

Obama May Turn Over Keys to the Internet to Hostile Powers

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Jimmy Carter’s signature achievement was throwing away strategically vital control of the Panama Canal, which America built. Chairman Zero can match that easily — by throwing away the Internet: Without the ingenuity of America’s brightest minds and the investment of U.S. taxpayer dollars, there would be no Internet, as we now know it today. Now, […]

 

George Moonbat Issues Fatwa Against Tony Blair

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Even otherwise liberal Tony Blair has one redeeming quality: he stood with civilization against the genocidal socialist dictator Saddam Hussein and his progressive fellow travelers. That’s why George Monbiot — whose name may have given us the word moonbat — has launched a website called Arrest Blair, where he calls upon his fellow kooks to […]

 

Bump: Abortion as Entertainment

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It’s official — moonbat civilization has reached rock bottom. Abortion is now the subject of a tacky pseudoreality show that launches online today at BumptheShow.com. The fictional docudrama features characters of varying degrees of vileness toying with the idea of abortion. The audience votes on whether the baby should live. Think Jerry Springer meets Oprah […]

 

One Giant Leap Backward

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In case anyone didn’t realize that under Chairman Zero, this is no longer the America that put men on the moon: On the eve of the fullest moon of the year, NASA scientists were told they won’t be able to visit any longer. In his new budget, President Obama plans to eliminate the space program’s […]

 

Atheists Object to Mother Teresa

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Mother Teresa was probably literally a saint. Even the leftists with whom our president surrounds himself have been known to give her public props to balance out their devotion to demonic figures like Chairman Mao. If there is one person in recent history no one could object to, it’s her. But then they tried putting […]

 

Dem Hold on Jewish Vote Slips

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Finally, Jews are beginning to think better of the reflexive support many of them offer to a party that is hostile to their interests both at home and abroad. Barack Obama started his presidency with an astounding 83% approval rating among American Jews. Nine months later, that support had dropped to 64%, and he ended […]

 

Dems Turn on Each Other as the Wheels Come Off

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While those Dems who managed to remain conscious during the Moonbat Messiah’s State of Confusion blabathon clapped and simpered, here’s what’s going on behind the scenes of their disintegrating party: The anger is most palpable in the House, where Pelosi and her allies believe Obama’s reluctance to stake his political capital on health care reform […]

 

Lancet Blames Israel for Muslim Misogyny

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Generations of terrorism and whininess have deeply endeared Palestinians to progressives; consequently, they can do no wrong according to our liberal elite ruling class. If they beat their wives, it could only be because Israelis made them do it. Just ask the liberal establishmentarians at The Lancet. Chesler Chronicles reports on a newly published article […]

 

Obama Is Most Polarizing President in History

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Among the most preposterous excuses I heard from people so slavishly devoted to moonbattery as to vote for Comrade Obama was the guffaw-inducing claim that this clearly unqualified left-wing extremist would somehow “unite” our center-right country. Unfolding history provides a rebuttal: The Gallup Poll people delivered an interesting report [Monday]: President Obama was the most […]

 

Socialists Declare War on Coca-Cola and Monsanto

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In Brazil, socialists have been taking advantage of the World Social Forum as an opportunity to denounce economic development and demand that poverty be imposed on everyone. Complained union thug Arthur da Silva Santos: There are just a few hundred companies today that hold all the cards for the global economy. The goal for the […]

 

Obama Retirement Trap

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As noted earlier, it’s only a matter of time until our insatiably greedy socialist rulers seize our retirement accounts. Another ominous warning: Washington is in a desperate search for more revenue and a solution to the future financing of the trillions in national debt obligations currently held by foreign central banks and investors. Economists, politicians […]

 

GlacierGate Take Was Massive

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Now why would the UN’s wannabe global rulers lie to us about glaciers melting? One possible answer: to wrap their arms around massive piles of grant money. The chairman of the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), has used bogus claims that Himalayan glaciers were melting to win grants worth hundreds of thousands of […]

 

Newt Gingrich: Republicans Should Work With Pelosi

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Now that Republicans are making a stunning comeback by riding a wave of public revulsion against the Democrats’ statist agenda, it’s the perfect time to toss principles overboard and revert to the Democrat-Lite Party that disgraced itself by massively expanding the government under Bush. At least, that’s what Newt Gingrich seems to think: Gingrich sees […]

 

ObamaCare Push Highlights Senators’ Contempt for Constitution

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The “public servants” who have been grinding the soles of their loafers into our faces as they usurp our liberties and spend the nation into bankruptcy are sworn to uphold the Constitution. Yet evidence accrues that they aren’t more than vaguely familiar with this “deeply flawed” document: • Senator Bob Casey (D-PA) doesn’t know “if […]

 

Obama Declares War on Banks

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The left-wing fanatics running our government are doing their very best to recreate the halcyon days of big government liberalism — the Great Depression. Comrade Obama’s latest assault on the economy: President Obama called on Congress Thursday to expand the government’s ability to limit the size and complexity of major financial institutions… He cast his […]

 

Deadwood May Pull Coakley Through

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Scott Brown has his work cut out for him today — and not only because Massachusetts is the Death Star of the entrenched liberal elite. The closer progressives’ backs get to the wall, the more inevitably they will cheat. The foundation for fraud has already been laid: Massachusetts had 116,483 dead people on its voter […]

 

Next to Be Nationalized: 401Ks

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The next target in Comrade Obama’s blitzkrieg against the economic freedom that made America wealthy is our retirement accounts: President Barack Obama is calling for establishing automatic workplace pensions and expanding unemployment insurance as part of his spending plan for the U.S. Labor Department next fiscal year. We liken this to an “Obama 401k Plan.” […]

 

Bitter Half at Odds With Shrillary, Oprah

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Another story from the tabloid trash beat: The National Enquirer — which established itself as more legitimate than the “legitimate” media by bringing us the John Edwards/Rielle Hunter story — announces that Comrade Obama’s Bitter Half has launched a feud against prominent fellow moonbats Shrillary Rotten and Doprah. Furious Michelle Obama has declared war on […]

 

Coakley May Not Have to Win to Win

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Scott Brown beating Martha Coakley at the polls won’t necessarily mean it’s over for the Dems. After all, appealing to voters has been rejected as an electoral strategy in favor of cheating — and the Massachusetts Secretary of State Bill Galvin has a history of playing games with absentee ballots: In 2008 [Galvin] was found […]

 

Alec Baldwin Reveals Liberal Energy Policy

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Hollywood played a major role in Chairman Zero’s rise to power, tirelessly hyping him and raising massive amounts of money. It must delight Tinseltown royalty that with their man in power, they can now see their ideology applied. Among the most politically active actors is Alec Baldwin, who even had his own political talk show […]