Author: Dave Blount

Apple Tracks Our Every Move — Blacks, Hispanics Suffer Most

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It’s bad enough if Apple is violating our privacy by tracking our movements with its iPhone. But what’s far worse is that this constitutes racism: Friday on MSNBC’s daytime programming, host Thomas Roberts explained that in the wake of revelations the iPhone tracks your movements with its operating software, minorities, specifically blacks and Latinos are […]

 

Moonbat Takes a Whack at Piñatas

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How are we supposed to tell parody from reality when we hear moonbats screeching diatribes like this: Piñatas are not a good idea for your child’s party. Children should never hit anything with a stick. Even worse, kids can get piñatas in their favorite character too. Doesn’t anyone slightly cringe at the thought of their […]

 

IPAB: The Acronym for Death Panels

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The socialist remnants of Britain have the Orwellian NICE (National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence) to determine who gets medical care and who doesn’t. As ObamaCare congeals, we’ll find ourselves living or dying at the whims of IPAB: In his speech on the deficit, Obama pointed to IPAB [Independent Payment Advisory Board] as an […]

 

Government Handouts Top Tax Revenue

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Liberals love the word sustainable. Yet Obamanomics is anything but: U.S. households are now getting more in cash handouts from the government than they are paying in taxes for the first time since the Great Depression. Households received $2.3 trillion in some kind of government support in 2010. That includes expanded unemployment benefits, as well […]

 

Environmental Red Tape Used to Prevent Border Defense

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There isn’t much constructive activity the radical environmentalist bureaucracy won’t prevent — not even guarding the border from drug cartels and economically unsustainable hordes of colonists: Federal land managers in Arizona, where about half of all illegal alien apprehensions took place in 2010, denied a U.S. Border Patrol station permission to build a road deemed […]

 

Donald Trump: Ross Perot II

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When Donald Trump called for rebuilding the World Trade Center after 9/11 while lesser men squabbled over lesser projects, he more than made up for his preposterous hair. His willingness to lift the rock on the Manchurian Moonbat’s past is greatly appreciated, particularly after we watched the country being given away by the obsequious John […]

 

Nigeria Demonstrates How Muslims Lose Elections

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This is what happens when non-Muslims win an election in a partially Muslim country: Deadly rioting erupted across Nigeria’s largely Muslim north on Monday as youths torched churches and homes in anger at President Goodluck Jonathan’s election victory. Jonathan, the first president from the oil producing Niger Delta, was declared the winner with around 57 […]

 

Moonbat Tech: Saving Gaia by Turning People Into Garden Manure

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Mortuary concerns have presented progressives with opportunities to make a pageant of their Gaia-worship and contempt for human life. The departed are made into sludge and washed down the drain in honor of the polar bears, or buried in absurd woolen caskets so that they’ll “rot down” faster. Now Swedish environmentalist Susanne Wiigh-Mäsak introduces promession: […]

 

Geithner Confident GOP Will Cave on Debt Ceiling

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If there’s one thing that all rational adults ought to be able to agree on, it’s that the debt ceiling needs to be dramatically lowered, not raised. Yet we read this: Congressional Republicans are trying to figure out which card to play next after the White House got into some high-stakes poker-playing over the weekend, […]

 

Trust Fund Moonbats Lobby for Those Who Earned Their Wealth to Be Looted

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Taking the hypocrisy and depraved sanctimony that characterize liberalism to a new extreme of self-parody, useless trust fund moonbats have formed a tax-exempt corporation to enforce their demand that other rich people who unlike themselves actually earned their money turn over more of it to be flagrantly wasted by bureaucrats. “Our current tax system perpetuates […]

 

Tim Berners-Lee: Internet Access Is a Human Right

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Now that we are endowed with our fundamental rights not by our Creator, but by the liberal ruling class, practically anything can qualify as a human right. Tim Berners-Lee found one right where you might expect: Two decades after creating the World Wide Web, Tim Berners-Lee says humans have become so reliant on it that […]

 

Gulf Coast Looting Spree

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How do you strike it rich in the Age of Obama? Not by working hard — that would just produce wealth to be confiscated. You need to be one of the confiscators — like the spillionaires on the Gulf Coast, where BP has had its arm twisted into “spreading the wealth around” to the tune […]

 

Easter Eggs to Be Called Spring Spheres

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Make sure to revise your copy of the Newspeak dictionary so that you are not caught using incorrect terminology until the next official edition is published. As part of the ongoing campaign to eradicate even oblique references to Christianity from our culture, Easter eggs are henceforth to be referred to as spring spheres. From moonbatty […]

 

Teachers Union Backs Cop Killer

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If their wanton destruction of the quality of education and their willingness to bankrupt state governments out of pathological greed aren’t enough to convince you of the profound malignancy of teachers unions, maybe this will do the job: Between negotiating for more benefits and teaching their students, the California Federation of Teachers has adopted a […]

 

SUNY Prof Teaches Illegal Squatting

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You can’t say State University of New York students aren’t learning any applicable skills: An eccentric SUNY Purchase art professor held a “class” yesterday in SoHo where he instructed his hipster students on how to illegally squat in condos around the city. Chris Robbins organized the seminar with the hopes that at least one or […]

 

Kids Forbidden From Bringing Lunch to School

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First they use your money to provide government cheese. Then they force you to eat it. At Little Village Academy, a Chicago public school, students are not allowed to pack lunches from home. Unless they have a medical excuse, they must eat the food served in the cafeteria. Principal Elsa Carmona said her intention is […]

 

Louise Slaughter Escalates the Projection

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The projection and hypocrisy that typify the left have been taken to new extremes by the aptly named congresscritter Louise Slaughter (D-NY), who shrieks that Republicans have come to Congress “to kill women” by slowing down the firehouse of taxpayer money gushing into the highly profitable baby-killing industry. “I went through this as co-chair of […]

 

John Edwards Pules About Suicide

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If it were up to Democrats, ambulance-chasing con artist John Edwards (a.k.a. Silky Pony, a.k.a. the Breck Girl) would have been Vice President of the United States. Instead, he may soon find his way to where he belongs: prison. After living the high life on $zillions stolen from doctors through the bogus malpractice lawsuits his […]

 

Obama Golf Buddy Bobby Titcomb Busted for Prostitution

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From before he was even born, red diaper baby Barack Hussein Obama has always surrounded himself with some of the most nefarious characters imaginable, prominently including his primary role models, the militant communist and child-molesting pervert Frank Marshall Davis and the America-hating professional racist Jeremiah Wright. His taste in company hasn’t improved: The Honolulu Police […]

 

Moonbat Conception of Border Fence

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Moonbats will never run short of goofy ways to waste your money. Berkeley Assistant Professor of Architecture Ron Rael doesn’t like the partial wall that temporarily inconveniences some of the Third World hordes pouring over our southern border like a scene from The Camp of the Saints. He would probably prefer to tear it down […]

 

Moonbat Tech: Woolen Coffins

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Where moonbats are concerned, nothing is sacred except moonbattery itself. This is why even the burial of the dead can be made into a mockery without disturbing the smug smiles on glassy-eyed liberal faces. The latest eco-fad — woolen coffins: Thanks to a growing demand for green funerals in Britain, Hainsworth’s Natural Legacy caskets — […]

 

Most US Deaths in Afghanistan Under President Peace Prize’s Watch

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Here’s an interesting fact: the majority of US deaths in the decade-long war in Afghanistan have occurred in the two years since the Moonbat Messiah’s Ascension to the White House. Of the 858 U.S. deaths since Obama’s inauguration, 791 have been combat-related. This means that for the 1,241 combat-related deaths that occurred since the Afghanistan […]