Author: Dave Blount

Apple Tracks Our Every Move — Blacks, Hispanics Suffer Most

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It’s bad enough if Apple is violating our privacy by tracking our movements with its iPhone. But what’s far worse is that this constitutes racism: Friday on MSNBC’s daytime programming, host Thomas Roberts explained that in the wake of revelations the iPhone tracks your movements with its operating software, minorities, specifically blacks and Latinos are […]

 

Fish Rescued From Global Warming by Llamas and British Taxpayers

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Just because there hasn’t been any “global warming” since the 1990s is no reason not to carry fish by llama into the mountains where they’ll be safe from it. From the moonbattery-ravaged farce we once knew as Great Britain: Thousands of rare fish have been given a lift up a mountain on the back of […]

 

Mayor Bloomberg Pushes Solar Energy

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Ignoring economic plight, New York’s moonbat mayor continues to shove his subjects toward green dystopia: The city will phase out the use of polluting heavy oils to heat buildings and will begin building solar power plants on capped landfills, Mayor Michael Bloomberg said Thursday in his first update to a 4-year-old environmental plan that aims […]

 

Canadian Comic Fined for Standing Up to Obnoxious Lesbian

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A comic’s job is to ridicule people — but not the special people: A Canadian comic has been ordered to pay CA$15,000 (US$15,745) to a woman he taunted along with her same-sex partner during a show in a Vancouver restaurant three years ago, the Vancouver Sun reported Thursday. Stand-up comedian Guy Earle was ordered to […]

 

IPAB: The Acronym for Death Panels

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The socialist remnants of Britain have the Orwellian NICE (National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence) to determine who gets medical care and who doesn’t. As ObamaCare congeals, we’ll find ourselves living or dying at the whims of IPAB: In his speech on the deficit, Obama pointed to IPAB [Independent Payment Advisory Board] as an […]

 

Government Handouts Top Tax Revenue

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Liberals love the word sustainable. Yet Obamanomics is anything but: U.S. households are now getting more in cash handouts from the government than they are paying in taxes for the first time since the Great Depression. Households received $2.3 trillion in some kind of government support in 2010. That includes expanded unemployment benefits, as well […]

 

Environmental Red Tape Used to Prevent Border Defense

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There isn’t much constructive activity the radical environmentalist bureaucracy won’t prevent — not even guarding the border from drug cartels and economically unsustainable hordes of colonists: Federal land managers in Arizona, where about half of all illegal alien apprehensions took place in 2010, denied a U.S. Border Patrol station permission to build a road deemed […]

 

Nigeria Demonstrates How Muslims Lose Elections

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This is what happens when non-Muslims win an election in a partially Muslim country: Deadly rioting erupted across Nigeria’s largely Muslim north on Monday as youths torched churches and homes in anger at President Goodluck Jonathan’s election victory. Jonathan, the first president from the oil producing Niger Delta, was declared the winner with around 57 […]

 

Moonbat Tech: Saving Gaia by Turning People Into Garden Manure

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Mortuary concerns have presented progressives with opportunities to make a pageant of their Gaia-worship and contempt for human life. The departed are made into sludge and washed down the drain in honor of the polar bears, or buried in absurd woolen caskets so that they’ll “rot down” faster. Now Swedish environmentalist Susanne Wiigh-Mäsak introduces promession: […]

 

Geithner Confident GOP Will Cave on Debt Ceiling

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If there’s one thing that all rational adults ought to be able to agree on, it’s that the debt ceiling needs to be dramatically lowered, not raised. Yet we read this: Congressional Republicans are trying to figure out which card to play next after the White House got into some high-stakes poker-playing over the weekend, […]

 

Time Magazine Declares Icemakers to Be a Threat to the Planet

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Having long crossed into the realm of self-parody, global warming hoaxers in the liberal establishment media see no reason to look back now. The tired joke calling itself Time Magazine shrieks that we should fear our icemakers: To the long list of human inventions that are wrecking global climate — the internal combustion engine, the […]

 

Trust Fund Moonbats Lobby for Those Who Earned Their Wealth to Be Looted

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Taking the hypocrisy and depraved sanctimony that characterize liberalism to a new extreme of self-parody, useless trust fund moonbats have formed a tax-exempt corporation to enforce their demand that other rich people who unlike themselves actually earned their money turn over more of it to be flagrantly wasted by bureaucrats. “Our current tax system perpetuates […]

 

Keith Olbermann Admits That Abortion Is Murder

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A few months ago Keith Olbermann was King of the Moonbats, lording it over the rest of the hard left kooks at MSNBC. But when Comcast replaced crony capitalist GE as the parent company of this bratty child, the brass immediately lost patience with Olbie’s obnoxious and egomaniacal antics, and sent him out the door […]

 

Tim Berners-Lee: Internet Access Is a Human Right

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Now that we are endowed with our fundamental rights not by our Creator, but by the liberal ruling class, practically anything can qualify as a human right. Tim Berners-Lee found one right where you might expect: Two decades after creating the World Wide Web, Tim Berners-Lee says humans have become so reliant on it that […]

 

McCain Backs Crony Capitalist Coyote Boondoggle

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So far there has been exactly one good thing about Barack Hussein Obama’s election: at least John McCain isn’t president. A tale of corrupt crony capitalism from his home state: Taxes provided $346 million of the $455 million cost of the huge (up to 72,200 seats) retractable-roof NFL stadium where the Arizona Cardinals will play […]

 

Anti-Homosexual Hate Crime at UNC Was Yet Another Hoax

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University of North Carolina freshman Quinn Matney made the news with claims that he was called a bad name and even burned with a piece of hot metal for being a homosexual. Like most outlandish hate crimes attributed to the enemies of political correctness, his story is fake: A UNC-Chapel Hill freshman who told police […]

 

Easter Eggs to Be Called Spring Spheres

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Make sure to revise your copy of the Newspeak dictionary so that you are not caught using incorrect terminology until the next official edition is published. As part of the ongoing campaign to eradicate even oblique references to Christianity from our culture, Easter eggs are henceforth to be referred to as spring spheres. From moonbatty […]

 

Teachers Union Backs Cop Killer

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If their wanton destruction of the quality of education and their willingness to bankrupt state governments out of pathological greed aren’t enough to convince you of the profound malignancy of teachers unions, maybe this will do the job: Between negotiating for more benefits and teaching their students, the California Federation of Teachers has adopted a […]

 

Louise Slaughter Escalates the Projection

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The projection and hypocrisy that typify the left have been taken to new extremes by the aptly named congresscritter Louise Slaughter (D-NY), who shrieks that Republicans have come to Congress “to kill women” by slowing down the firehouse of taxpayer money gushing into the highly profitable baby-killing industry. “I went through this as co-chair of […]

 

Illegal Immigrants Make Heavy Use of Welfare Programs

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The one nice thing about the illegal aliens Big Government deliberately allows to swamp our country is that until pernicious politicians like Obama and McCain manage to ram another amnesty through, they can’t collect welfare because they aren’t US citizens. Or maybe I’m wrong: Census Bureau data show that the share of immigrant-headed households (legal […]

 

Obama Golf Buddy Bobby Titcomb Busted for Prostitution

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From before he was even born, red diaper baby Barack Hussein Obama has always surrounded himself with some of the most nefarious characters imaginable, prominently including his primary role models, the militant communist and child-molesting pervert Frank Marshall Davis and the America-hating professional racist Jeremiah Wright. His taste in company hasn’t improved: The Honolulu Police […]

 

Moonbat Tech: Woolen Coffins

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Where moonbats are concerned, nothing is sacred except moonbattery itself. This is why even the burial of the dead can be made into a mockery without disturbing the smug smiles on glassy-eyed liberal faces. The latest eco-fad — woolen coffins: Thanks to a growing demand for green funerals in Britain, Hainsworth’s Natural Legacy caskets — […]

 

Most US Deaths in Afghanistan Under President Peace Prize’s Watch

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Here’s an interesting fact: the majority of US deaths in the decade-long war in Afghanistan have occurred in the two years since the Moonbat Messiah’s Ascension to the White House. Of the 858 U.S. deaths since Obama’s inauguration, 791 have been combat-related. This means that for the 1,241 combat-related deaths that occurred since the Afghanistan […]