Category: Tweets

Dems LOVE women — as long they abort their babies, stay quiet about servicing Bill Clinton, & are trapped on welfare & dependent on libs. — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 12, 2012 Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000 a plate campaign fund raising event. — John […]

@iowahawkblog Baked A-Lab-ska #ObamaDogRecipes — Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) April 18, 2012 RinTinTin DinDin #ObamaDogRecipes — Bob Hicks (@BobHicks_) April 18, 2012 B-I-N-G-O Jell-O #ObamaDogRecipes — Athena (@VintagePrecious) April 18, 2012 Leg of Lab #ObamaDogRecipes #TCOT #p2 — Joan Vasbinder (@joaniev) April 18, 2012 #ObamaDogRecipes Haagen-Dachshund — Chris Valentine (@cmvbrielman) April 18, 2012 Stuffed Shelties […]

Me: The Greatest Generation of One#ObamaBookTitles — Meow Inc (@TPGee) April 16, 2012 The Unbearable Lightness of Resume #ObamaBookTitles — John Wehrle (@jwehrle) April 16, 2012 Not Without My Tax-Hike #ObamaBookTitles — D. Jason Fleming (@deejf) April 16, 2012 No More Great Expectations#ObamaBookTitles — MaryK (@Mkber5) April 16, 2012 The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective […]

(Tweets from my accounts + some others I liked) I think you should pay for your own mortgage, birth control, & college loans. It’s not because I’m conservative, it’s because I’m an adult — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 11, 2012 Jean-Paul Sartre just called from beyond the grave. He has changed his mind. He’s rewriting […]

A venture involving Keith Olbermann blew up in someone’s face? You don’t say. Guy is like workplace napalm. — Mike Ashmore (@mashmore98) March 30, 2012 @algore thanks for taking my advice and starting noise again saw u fired Keith olberman. If u need a replacement I’m available — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 31, 2012 So..@limbaugh […]

Trusting government with your freedom and your money is like trusting NAMBLA to babysit your kids. — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 27, 2012 Planned Parenthood is all about women’s health, well, unless the women are babies, in which case they want to kill them. For profit. — John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 25, 2012 I think […]

This time, I’m trying something a little different: 15 tweets from me, 5 from my quote accounts (all of which you should follow), and 10 from other people. Enjoy! Liberalism says enjoy yourself, someone else will pay for it, & anyone who says there’s more to life than that wants to ruin your good time […]

* If you really think everybody can be a winner, then you’re probably a loser * I admire the way my dog spots a half dozen cats lounging around & immediately moves to charge the whole kitty legion solo. * The real cost of anything is the amount of your life you have to give […]

— If you think bankers make an “unfair” amount of money, then the simple solution would seem to be to become a banker. — I’m opposed to the gov’t giving ANYBODY, protesters, jobless, students, banks, corporations, etc more of our money than they already get — What #OWS can learn from the Tea Party: 1) […]

* Once you start catering to people’s pathologies, it seldom ends well or at a reasonable point. * Tolerance, diversity, and “not being mean” are part of a pseudo-morality. Real morality is difficult & requires firm lines. * God > Family/Friends > other Americans > America’s allies > Everyone else > Animals * Women complaining […]

* Liberals aren’t striving for future prosperity, they’re just trying to delay our day of reckoning for our debt until after they’re dead * Obama’s new hurricane prevention measure: He borrows trillions from China, hires unions to dump it in the ocean, & blames Bush when it fails * There’s nothing shameful about being poor. […]

From Johnhawkinsrwn * The government thinks it’s in charge. Break its rules, fight the power, defy, and rebel. That’s conservatism. * If Obama had migraines, the press would be calling them “head parties” and would say they’re caused by “caring.” * I wonder how many poor people ever consider that Dems want them to stay […]

* Diet soda “makes you fat” for the same reason anti-depressants “cause” suicide. Hint: Correlation isn’t causation. * You don’t find yourself so much as you create yourself. * If there are enough people who’ll buy anything, then you can be sure that eventually someone will come along and sell it * The merit of […]

These are from my Twitter account, johnhawkinsrwn. * One of the biggest problems w/ the gov’t is that there’s no consideration of whether taxpayers are getting value for their money * Proving you’ll die if you kill Americans is a hell of a lot more important than proving we’re more moral than our enemies * […]

* The type of life you have is created by the choices you’ve made. Either accept the consequences of your choices or change your choices * Men have a natural urge to tame the wild, spoil the pure, and asset dominance over their environment. * When human beings have difficult work to do, all too […]

* We’d be a lot better off if most people in DC learned to love 3 little words, “Not our problem.” * If both sides are criticizing you, it may mean you’re doing twice as much wrong, not splitting the difference to be right * Just because there are bad guys on one side doesn’t […]

* If Democrats are so concerned about shutting down the government, why have they just done it in Wisconsin and Indiana? * The Dems are now the “Party of No.” No to cutting spending. No to reducing gov’t. No to saving the American Dream. * I’m not so sure having Obamacare overturned by the SCOTUS […]

* Hey Westerners, if life were “fair,” you would probably be a lot poorer, less educated, & living in an unfree society. * In the real world, there’s no such thing as a “race to the bottom.” Businesses raise the bottom by being there. * Libs may be able to do what the Nazis & […]

* Environmentalists: Wasting billions on global warming, killing millions by banning DDT, & starving children by fighting frankenfood * Liberal feminism: Devotion to abortion, copying the worst traits of men, & pretending to be outraged by the real world. * Liberals find a rationale for supporting just about anything that degrades morality, tradition, and American […]

* The Swift Boat Vets told the truth, the Willie Horton ad wasn’t racist, and Max Cleland’s patriotism wasn’t challenged in his Senate race. * You can’t have good without naming evil, rights without responsibilities, or decency without limits on behavior. * The GOP has completely rejected the advice of Frum, Brooks, Meggie Mac, etc. […]

* In America, it’s usually the bully who says he’s a victim, the extremist who cries over extremism, & the bombthrower who demands civility. * If you live in a great country like America & don’t think life is “fair,” you better pray life never gets “fair” for you. * The more the government acts […]

* Sarah Palin blasted Lisa “RINO” Murkowski’s political career like it was a wolf running from her helicopter & I love it * Some day, when I have a less demanding job, I look forward to taking as many vacations as Obama. * Women get their nails done and get zillions of shoes for other […]

* Ever notice Obama regularly “takes full responsibility” for things & then immediately points the finger elsewhere? * Poor Roman Polanski. You rape a girl and these conservatives never want to let you forget it – even though you’re famous! * It would be a better world if more people in politics were close enough […]

* My corollary to Godwin’s Law: “At some point or another, every single person on the internet will be called a Nazi.” * People too often tend to ascribe evil motives to acts better explained by carelessness, stupidity, and thoughtlessness. * Americans say they want bipartisanship in DC. But, what they reward is brutal partisanship […]

* American saying: Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight. New flotilla saying update: Don’t bring a steel pipe to a gunfight. * When you swing a lead pipe at an Israeli commando, you’re a combatant, not a civilian. A really, really dumb combatant. * Big shocker: The same Europe that couldn’t ship its Jews […]

* Why the MSM is deservedly dying in this country: CBS Headlines like, “Faisal Shahzad’s Motive Shrouded in Mystery.” * As a general rule in politics, the least racist people are regularly accused of being racists by actual racists. * IMO, the Godhatesf@gs nuts have no 1st Amendment right to protest a funeral for the […]