Presidential Chemo-Phobia

CHURCHVILLE, VA–The newly published President’s Cancer Report puts this quote in bold type: “I believe it is time for a new human experiment. The old experiment is that we have sprayed pesticides which are inherent poisons . . . throughout our shared environment. They’re in our amniotic fluid . . . They’re in our mothers’ […]

 

Toronto Crackdown on Idling Engines

Toronto cabdrivers had better hope the fizzling global warming crisis makes a comeback — otherwise they’re likely to freeze to death in their cars, after totalitarian moonbats have made it illegal to keep the motor running: In a close race with the United Nations for the most ridiculous decision of the month, Toronto’s city council […]

 

News Alert: Bald Eagles Arrested For Eating Endangered Species

Yesterday the State of California arrested several pairs of American Bald Eagles that researchers released into the wild near the Channel Islands. Authorities charged the birds with conspiracy to kill endangered island foxes and rare seabirds for purposes of eating them. The state’s case was built on the research of Seth D. Newsome, a researcher […]

 

Al Gore’s Massive New Mansion

Al Gore may be slimy and vile, but he isn’t stupid. Selling sanctimonious lies to liberal fools makes him more in a month than I’ll earn in my lifetime. Check out his new digs in Montecito, California: It’s private too, thanks to a nearly total blackout of this latest example of Gore’s outlandishly hypocritical conspicuous […]

 

Gulf Oil Spill: Guess Who Was The Top BP Donation Recipient, Plus Ex Post Facto

If you guess Barack Hussein Obama, take a shot of tequila (via Jammie Wearing Fool). Open Secrets posted this story back on the 30th During the 2008 election cycle, individuals and political action committees associated with BP — a Center for Responsive Politics’ “heavy hitter” — contributed half a million dollars to federal candidates. About […]

 

Sarah Palin: Drill, Baby Drill!

Sarah Palin encouraged Americans to still believe in domestic drilling. From her Facebook page she says: In the coming days, there will be hearings to discover the cause of the explosion and the subsequent leak. Actions will be taken to increase oversight to prevent future accidents. Government can and must play an appropriate role here. […]

 

Dem-Created Dustbowl

Literally nothing is more malignant than liberalism, which is destroying our country politically, economically, morally, socially, demographically — and even physically. For example, liberals are deliberately reducing our most productive farmland to a dustbowl. Instead of pink blossoms and green shoots along Highway 5 in April, vast spans from Bakersfield to Fresno sit bone-dry. Brown […]

 





Say, Where Are All Those “Green” Jobs?

Twenty years ago, “green” meant real environmental issues, such as clean air, water, and land. It meant protecting species, wise land usage, refoliation, stopping deforestation, replacing dirty with clean. Now it means climate alarmism, and it is failing: Training for Green Jobs Is the Easy Part Joliet (Ill.) is discovering what cities across the U.S. […]

 




Global Warming Fanatic: “Democracy Must Be Put On Hold For The Time Being.”

The case for manmade global warming, such as it was in the first place, has completely come apart in the last year. We’ve had emails proving that global warming alarmists are manipulating the data, stories about weather station placement being used to make the climate appear warmer, a brutal winter worldwide, and worldwide temperatures that […]

 

Can’t Make This Stuff Up: Global Warming Activist FREEZES To Death

The very definition of irony. Submitting without comment, only because I don’t wish to go to hell. From Jammie Wearing Fool: Famed global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist friend were both found frozen to death on Saturday, about 90 miles from South Pole Station, by the pilot of a ski plane practicing emergency […]

 


What Say To Eco-Sex? And, Yes, AGW Is Involved

Yes, I am an environmentalist. Yes, I believe in sustainability. Yes, I believe in conservation, renewable energy sources, saving the manatees, restricting the harvesting of marine animals such as whales, sharks, and dolphins. I like clean air, water, and land. That said, it is things like this which make me say I am an environmentalist […]

 

British PSA Agency Tells Al Gore: You Lie

Well, maybe they didn’t say it directly to Al Gore, but I’m pretending that they did in my mind, because it pleases me immensely. From NewsBusters: A British agency has banned two government television ads for exaggerating the danger of global warming. In what we would call public service announcements in the States, the Department […]

 

Losing Jobs With Green Technology

CHURCHVILLE, VA–President Obama has allocated $4 billion in “stimulus funds” to help advance the “smart grid,” which is intended to seamlessly integrate all our new solar and wind power into the national supply of electricity. Much of the $4 billion will be spent to install 20 million new digital “smart meters.” These meters will instantly […]

 

Moonbat Tech: The HumanCar

Ecomoonbats are closing in on the cutting edge technology seen in fictional Bedrock, which seems to have inspired their vision of utopia. Behold the HumanCar: No wait, that’s not it. The real one isn’t quite advanced enough to keep the rain out: Like the Flintstones’ vehicle, the HumanCar runs on people power. At first glance […]

 


U.S. Temperatures: Adjusted Or Massaged?

Churchville, VA – My neighbor, physicist Edward Long, is afraid our temperature records have been falsified to support the man-made global warming scare. Dr. Long recently chose two sets of U.S. meteorological stations from the master list offered by the National Climate Data Center. One data set was rural, one urban. Each had a site […]

 

Another Failing Biofuel “Miracle”

CHURCHVILLE, VA — My wife is complaining about our increased costs at the supermarket. I remind her that every pound of meat, milk, and butter we buy requires several pounds of corn to produce–and biofuel mandates have shoved the corn price up from about $ 2 per bushel to $3.60. Many hog producers, dairymen, and […]

 




IPCC Science Scandals Aren’t New

CHURCHVILLE, VAKL – The UN’s climate change panel is reeling from a series of scandals about unsupported claims in its 2007 report. India has documented that the Intergovernmental Panel’s claim of Himalayan glaciers disappearing by 2035 was mere speculation–and has now been proven false. The 2007 IPCC report claimed global warming could cut rain fed […]

 

Green Wackos Forcing Women To Be Stay At Home Moms?

That is what a leading French feminist is saying Elisabeth Badinter, a leading French feminist, has warned the green movement is threatening decades of improvements in gender equality by forcing women to give up their jobs and become earth mothers. Mrs Badinter claims a “holy reactionary alliance” of green politicians, breast-feeding militants, “back to nature” […]