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Obama Fairness? White House Staffers See Amazingly Unequal Pay

Posted on July 5, 2010 by Warner Todd Huston

In January one of the early “successes” of the White House was the Lilly Ledbetter Act, legislation that was supposed to insure equal pay “for everybody.” Apparently, as in all Obama’s pronouncements, the outcome of Obama’s drive for “fairness” is rarely as advertised. In this case, some people are more equal than others at least […]

Samuel T. Cogley, Come On Down!

Posted on June 20, 2010 by Ed Driscoll

Meet Texas’ surprise Democratic primary winner, congressional nominee Kesha Rogers. What could go wrong?

They’re Called “Snapping” Turtles For A Reason

Posted on June 12, 2010June 12, 2010 by William Teach

Something a little lighter for Saturday morning CBS 2’s Tony Aiello learned that lesson Friday as he handled a female snapping turtle for an assignment. The turtle lurched its neck out, reared back, and tried to take a snap at Aiello’s nose. “I’d like to think I have a ‘nose for news,’” Aiello said. “I’m […]

Caption This Photo: Obama Hears Karl Marx in His Seashell

Posted on May 29, 2010May 29, 2010 by Warner Todd Huston

Caption: “Now, let me be clear. They say if you find a seashell and hold it up to your ear you can hear Karl Marx! No really. I’ve done it.” Add your caption below…

Too Much Fun And Rules Be Damned Saturday Open Post

Posted on May 22, 2010May 22, 2010 by William Teach

Oh, boy oh boy oh boy. Sometimes there is just way to many good stories to capture the attention. Which one to write about for the second post of the day? Just cannot decide. It’s Saturday. Saturdays are not for deciding, though, general blog rules say to stick with one subject per post. Rules be […]

Caption This: “Rodent Scurries by Obama” Edition

Posted on May 21, 2010May 21, 2010 by Sister Toldjah

This is just priceless (via Memeorandum): Caption: A small rodent runs in front of President Barack Obama as he delivers remarks on Wall Street and Financial reform, Thursday, May 20, 2010, in the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais) Here’s the story, via AP: WASHINGTON — In his battle […]

An Internet Chat Prank: The Chicken Of Seeing

Posted on May 20, 2010May 21, 2010 by John Hawkins

So, it’s the middle of the night and I’m finishing up a conversation with my friend of mine on GChat. Out of the blue, I get messaged by a girl I don’t know on Facebook. The pic’s attractive — which is odd. It’s odd because I know a lot of attractive women and one thing […]

Who Knew That A Bit Of Making Whoopy Could Be So Dangerous?

Posted on May 8, 2010 by William Teach

Then again, just consider that this story comes from the same place that gave us canned corn on pizza blood sausuge spotted dick jellied eels bubble & squeak You’re probably too queasy to think about sex about now, but woopy In the nanny state, love-making could almost justify a risk assesment. Five per cent of […]

Babies Violate Labor Laws

Posted on May 7, 2010 by Warner Todd Huston

Kim Grandy, the President of the National Organization for Women, has announced a new initiative to sue all babies born in the U.S. for violating labor laws by forcing mother’s into what Grandy calls “mommy slavery.” NOW’s new program Freedom From Kidsâ„¢ launched early this week and lays out a plan for the courts to […]

News Alert: Bald Eagles Arrested For Eating Endangered Species

Posted on May 5, 2010 by Warner Todd Huston

Yesterday the State of California arrested several pairs of American Bald Eagles that researchers released into the wild near the Channel Islands. Authorities charged the birds with conspiracy to kill endangered island foxes and rare seabirds for purposes of eating them. The state’s case was built on the research of Seth D. Newsome, a researcher […]

Sweet! May Is Zombie Awareness Month! (2 Images)

Posted on May 2, 2010 by William Teach

Feeding your need for brains. And sexy. And sexy brain eaters on a lazy Sunday afternoon May is the official Zombie Awareness Month of the Zombie Research Society. Many films important to the evolution of the modern Zombie are set in the month of May, from the original Night of the Living Dead, 1968, to […]

PETA Has An Issue With Comical Dog Riding Monkeys In Cute Costumes

Posted on April 20, 2010 by William Teach

Starting out the day on a lighter note this Tuesday, and proving yet again that folks on the Left tend to have no sense of humor When the dog-riding capuchin monkeys are in town, people talk. (video at the link) Philip “Dolce” Hendricks, owner of the Banana Derby, says his festival attraction tends to draw […]

Baskin-Robberts New Ice Cream Flavor Honors Obama

Posted on April 19, 2010April 19, 2010 by Warner Todd Huston

In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robberts Ice Cream has introduced Barocky Road, its new flavor. Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts […]

Obama Throws White Half Under the Bus. Again

Posted on April 3, 2010April 3, 2010 by Lori Ziganto

The New York Times apparently thinks they have a scoop by revealing that Barack Obama is *officially* black. You would think that was a shocking discovery, based on how it appears to be a note-worthy revelation to the New York Times. It is official: Barack Obama is the nation’s first black president. A White House […]

Hollywood Scripting: A Primer

Posted on April 1, 2010 by Warner Todd Huston

Some have wondered how Hollywood works. There is the romantic version where a writer of talent writes an outstanding, heartfelt script, a director of vision expounds upon that script and actors with intensity bring it to life. Like much about romance that romantic image of Hollywood is a myth. No, what Hollywood does when it […]

Obama Press Sec. Gibbs’ Challenging Reading Material: a Star Wars Pop-Up Book

Posted on March 28, 2010 by Warner Todd Huston

Descending from Air Force One, Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs clutches his latest choice of reading material, the “Star Wars Pop-Up Guide.” The captions write themselves, don’t you think? We know the book was a gift from the president for Gibbs’ son, Ethan, of course. But the photo is just too delicious and the thoughts […]

A Solution to the Sexting Crisis ™

Posted on March 26, 2010March 26, 2010 by Lori Ziganto

I’ve had family visiting and have been a bit out of the loop. They left this morning, so I finally settled into the divot on the couch formed by my unhealthy, red meat-eating arse to catch up on the news this morning. Instead, I was subjected to what seemed like 3 hours worth of hand […]

‘New Hope’ For American Docs: Help Them Move Overseas, Won’t You?

Posted on March 25, 2010 by Warner Todd Huston

The despair in the field of medicine over Obama’s government takeover of America’s once vibrant healthcare system can be overwhelming for America’s doctors. Many have said that if Obamacare is implemented, they’ll hang up their stethoscope and retire. The gloom is overpowering. But WAIT! Help is on the way. A new effort is underway to […]

Latest Billboard: ‘Miss Me Yet’, featuring Carter

Posted on March 24, 2010March 24, 2010 by Lori Ziganto

This ‘Miss Me Yet’ Billboard has me giggling madly. Yet another “Boy, do you stink, Obama” billboard. A take-off on the Bush “Miss Me Yet” picture and billboard, this latest one is an instant classic. Image Courtesy of StoryBalloon.org According to StoryBalloon, who was sent the picture by a reader, the picture is labeled: Ennis, […]

Most Awesome Billboard: Obama Worse Than Carter

Posted on March 20, 2010March 20, 2010 by Lori Ziganto

Image courtesy of storyballoon.org Poor Jimmy Carter, bless his bitter, old, anti-semitic heart. President Barack Obama has totally stolen his thunder. First, Obama had to horn in on Carter’s “I received a completely unwarranted Nobel Peace Prize” mantle. Now, this! What does Carter have left now? A few rancid cases of Billy Beer? From Story […]

Restrained No More’s — Nurse Betty Does Hollywood

Posted on March 20, 2010 by Sharise Parviz

Nurse Betty – Does Hollywood; as Health Care continues to be the only agenda Obama wants on the TV screens non-stop – here is episode #2 of Nurse Betty. Showing the hypocrisy of the Liberal Hollywood Elites on the subject. For other episodes of the show or more info check out- http://www.restrainednomore.com/

Restrained No More’s — Nurse Betty in Health Care Scare

Posted on March 18, 2010March 18, 2010 by Sharise Parviz

In the 1st episode of Nurse Betty – she asks the simple question – “SO, you want to hand over our health-care system to the government? Well why not?” To see what Nurse Betty does in Episode#2 or for other episodes of the show or more info check out- http://www.restrainednomore.com/

A Funny Conservative Image Dump: More Pics From John Hawkins’ Hard Drive (22 Pics)

Posted on March 11, 2010March 11, 2010 by John Hawkins

I’ve been running RWN for almost 10 years and during that time, I’ve accumulated a lot of funny conservative images on my hard drive. I thought today might be a good day to put some more of them out in a post. Enjoy! Who says Matt Drudge isn’t funny? This was a graphic from the […]

Mother’s Butt Caulker Gets Nailed

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Warner Todd Huston

New Jersey officials said a quack “doctor” from the Dominican Republic was caught perpetrating what he was telling immigrant women was a surgical enhancement of their rear-ends this week. The criminal was injecting household caulk into these women’s rear ends, telling them that the procedure would make them more alluring to men so that they […]

NOW is Racist and Sight-ist; Call for Governor Paterson to Resign

Posted on March 2, 2010March 3, 2010 by Lori Ziganto

The increasingly irrelevant National Organization for Women has finally issued a statement regarding New York’s Governor Paterson and his involvement in intimidation and witness tampering. Allegedly. ALBANY, N.Y. – The National Organization for Women on Tuesday urged New York Gov. David Paterson to resign because of a report he directed two staffers to contact a […]

Just Because I Loathe CNN’s Rick Sanchez

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Lori Ziganto

I dislike Rick Sanchez intensely. Sanchez, like his CNN colleague, Jack Cafferty, was involved in a DUI hit and run, only Sanchez KILLED his victim. Also, he’s an utter ass. Jon Stewart rips him apart here. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c The Uninformant www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes […]

Election Of Obama Reduces U.S. Shark Attacks

Posted on March 2, 2010March 2, 2010 by William Teach

Not only did he lower the seas and heal the Earth, but, wow, I must say, wow The not-so-good news for swimmers: shark attacks worldwide rose marginally in 2009. But the brighter news for those splashing into American waters is that attacks off U.S. shores plummeted more than 30 percent. In 2009, there were 61 […]

Real Reason for Beer Summits Discovered

Posted on March 1, 2010March 1, 2010 by Lori Ziganto

Turns out, not only was Obama told to stop smoking (meaning he still does. Which only bothers me due to his rank hypocrisy) but the man who fancies himself a health expert and everyone’s doctor was also told to “moderate his alcohol intake.” Besides wondering just how much he does drink that he needs to […]

Obama Still Smoking ‘Em If He’s Got ‘Em

Posted on February 28, 2010February 28, 2010 by Lori Ziganto

President Obama had his first physical as President today. I’m surprised he couldn’t perform the physical himself, since he fancies himself a doctor and all. Obama told to quit smoking for good at health check-up Under his recommendations, Kuhlman urged the president to “continue smoking cessation efforts” and noted Obama was medicating himself with nicotine […]

Obama’s New Name For Iraq War

Posted on February 19, 2010 by Warner Todd Huston

The indispensible Jake Tapper of ABC News is reporting that the Obama Administration is about to rename the Iraq war from “Operation Iraqi Freedom” to “Operation New Dawn.” Gates writes that by changing the name at the same time as the change of mission — the scheduled withdrawal of U.S. combat troops — the US […]