Author: Dave Blount

The Tide Pod Challenge and Gun Rights

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Most liberals seem to believe that firearms should be illegal because an irresponsible minority misuses them. Looks like detergent needs to be illegal too: In this latest social media fad, teenagers are putting detergent pods in their mouths in what’s being called the “Tide Pod Challenge.” Ingredients in the pods include ethanol, hydrogen peroxide and […]

 

Celebrate MLK Day by Completing White Supremacist Checklist

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The old holidays brought us together, and evoked feelings of good will (Christmas), joy (Easter), gratitude (Thanksgiving), and patriotism (Fourth of July). Liberal establishmentarians downgrade, render vacuous, ignore, and/or relentlessly criticize these holidays as they progressively phase them out of existence. They intend to replace them with new holidays that will turn us against each […]

 

Academics Proclaim Numbers, Math, and Statistics to Be Racist, Propose Alternative

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Three British professors bark that numbers “serve white racial interests” and are therefore bad: Led by David Gillborn, a professor at the University of Birmingham, the professors argue that math serves white interests because it can “frequently encode racist perspectives beneath the facade of supposed quantitative objectivity.” “Contrary to popular belief, and the assertions of […]

 

Pink Pussy Hats Denounced as Politically Incorrect

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You might think nothing could be more politically correct than the pink pussy hats associated with Women’s Marches, which promote all things moonbatty in the name of feminism. Yet not even these silly hats can withstand liberals’ obsessive search for crimethink: The Women’s March chapter in Pensacola, Fla., posted to its Facebook page that it […]

 

Education Professor Praises Laziness

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Applying critical theory, leftists tear down everything that is noble and worthy of respect. Economic accomplishment is denounced as “greed” or “privilege.” War heroes are psychopaths or suckers. Great historical figures including the Founding Fathers are bigots. The awesome heritage of Western Civilization is trashed in favor of dysfunctional Third World savagery. After the old […]

 

Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin Call Off Their Divorce

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Love won’t keep them together, but criminality might: Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin and her jailed sext-a-holic hubby Anthony Weiner have ended their pending divorce case. Identical statements from their lawyers Wednesday cited the scandal-plagued couple’s desire to protect their 6-year-old son by settling outside court… If Huma wanted to protect their son, she would […]

 

Islamic Immigrant Planned to Poison Britons’ Food

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The BBC offers a heartwarming story of an immigrant’s journey to his new home Britain: Looking for a better life, [Munir Mohammed] and his pregnant wife left [Sudan] for Europe in June 2013 and paid people smugglers to take them by boat across the dangerous Mycale Strait between Turkey and the Greek island of Samos. […]

 

California to Hand Blacks with Criminal Records Money to Sell Marijuana

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California will hand over cash expropriated from hardworking taxpayers to drug dealers, provided they are black and have criminal records. Yes, I’m serious: It’s all part of an effort in the Golden State to help more minorities become “marijuana entrepreneurs.” On New Year’s Day, California became the ninth state to legalize cannabis for recreational use, […]

 

Yale Professor Suggests That Trump Should Be Locked in Loony Bin to Save Human Race from Extinction

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Bandy X. Lee is a clinical psychiatrist and an Assistant Clinical Professor at Yale School of Medicine. She has a dire warning regarding the President’s sanity: Trump’s mental health might lead to the extinction of the human species, the Yale psychiatrist briefing lawmakers on the president’s psychological state told Newsweek on Friday. … “As more […]

 

There Are Now No African Gangs in Victoria

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African colonists are pushing back against Australia’s Prime Minister by forcing a revision of the Newspeak Dictionary: Malcolm Turnbull [last] week criticised the Victorian Government for not doing more about Melbourne’s “growing gang violence and lawlessness”, and police on Tuesday said the city had a problem with a small number of African youth involved in […]

 

Feminist Business School

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Aspiring female entrepreneurs who can’t make it to India for U.S.-funded vlogger training have an educational opportunity closer to home: the Feminist Business School, which offers a single course that starts this week. The $1,200 class was developed by Jennifer Armbrust, an artist who graduated from Evergreen State University with a degree in critical theory. […]

 

Mandating Green Roofs

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Where tyranny, sanctimony, and abject insanity intersect, there you will find moonbats. In Denver, they overwhelmingly passed a voter initiative mandating green roofs: The initiative says buildings over 25,000 square feet need to have vegetation or solar panels on the roof. Even old buildings looking at roof repairs are now forced to change if they […]

 

Professor Admits That Diversity Course Is Ineffective

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Someone has actually learned from a diversity course, even if it wasn’t a student. A professor at East Carolina University has learned that the course she teaches is a waste of time: Dr. Michele Stacey, who teaches criminal justice at ECU, assessed the efficacy of the school’s diversity course by surveying 288 criminal justice students’ […]

 

Nutty Professor Quickly Finds a New Position

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That didn’t take long. What George Ciccariello-Maher has to offer must be in high demand in academia. The communist professor resigned from Drexel University effective January 1, citing harassment by so-called white supremacists. Already he has secured another position. To review: Ciccariello-Maher is perhaps best known for tweeting, “All I Want for Christmas is White […]

 

Forget Food Deserts; Now Liberals Fret About Food Swamps

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The term food desert refers to the alleged absence of stores that sell fresh produce and other dietetically correct foods in ghettoes where no one wants to eat that stuff. Pointy-headed liberal elitists are starting to figure out that food deserts are not the cause of rampant obesity in “diverse” (i.e., nonwhite) communities. Now they […]

 

Policewoman and Captain Publicly Beaten in Paris Suburb

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A marvelously multicultural new year has dawned in France: Horrifying video footage has emerged of a female police officer and her boss [a captain] being beaten in a Paris suburb. In France, the inner city is put outside the city. Paris suburbs consist largely of housing projects populated by unemployed welfare colonists from the Third […]

 

Churchill Movie Comes with Health Warning

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The moonbattery is everywhere — even in a movie about the ultimate countermoonbat, Winston Churchill. Churchill’s ever-present cigars were iconic… Yet the makers of a new biopic of the wartime leader have still deemed it necessary to warn film-goers that ‘the depictions of tobacco smoking are based solely on artistic consideration’. The ludicrous health alert […]

 

Why Farmer’s Markets Must Be Banned and Mandatory

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Society is willing to pour vast sums of wealth into universities via stratospheric tuition and heavy taxpayer support because academics can tell us things that we might not be able to figure out for ourselves, thus preventing us from falling into thoughtcrime. An example is farmer’s markets, which without the guidance of professors we may […]

 

Meet Sheila Jackson Lee, Likely Candidate for Secretary of Transportation in Next Democrat Presidency

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The recent dustup during which ultra-left congresscritter Sheila Jackson Lee denounced schoolteacher Jean-Marie Simon as racist for objecting to being bumped to the economy section so that Jackson Lee could have her seat was hardly out of character: [Jackson Lee] has had a history of transportation drama, including berating flight attendants on first class flights […]

 

Redneck Revolt: Armed Moonbat Militia

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Not all of the communists among us have sufficient focus to become college professors. But even the most pathetic losers can still do their part to bring down America, just by buying a preferably Russian-made gun and joining Redneck Revolt: From a distance, it looks like a scene from any small, conservative town in America: […]

 

End of the Line for the Sue & Settle Gravy Train

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This has been a highly profitable year for most of the economy, but not for the enviromoonbattery industry: EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt recently issued a directive to end a 20-year string of “sue and settle” cases that have funneled untold millions of tax dollars to environmental organizations. Predictably, those groups and their allies have been […]

 

Dark Christmas in Socialist Venezuela

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Christmas is much merrier when you don’t have to live under end-stage socialism. Better lit too: Marilyn Pitre recalls taking her family on evening strolls at Christmas time through Altamira Plaza in Venezuela’s capital, soaking up the dazzling lights and giant tree made of light bulbs in a display that once drew comparisons to New […]

 

Coloring Book for White-Hating Liberals

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Disappointment is in store for moonbats who don’t find this under the tree on Christmas morn: Jim Corbett wants to help political democrats and progressives cope with the current times by coloring. […He] has co-authored an adult coloring book, “I Am So Sick of White Guys,” which offers a message about white privilege and unchecked […]

 

Righteous She-Moonbats Fail to Denounce Bill Clinton, Al Franken

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Liberal establishmentarians exploited Anita Hill during Clarence Thomas’ high-tech lynching. In the midst of sexual misconduct hysteria, they have dragged her out of mothballs to exploit her some more. Let’s hear what Ms. Hill has to say about the world’s most famous compulsive indulger in sexual misconduct, Bill “Slick Willie” Clinton: [Kathleen] Willey, once an […]