Suing Jacko By Lee

And this it begins, again. Michael Jackson is facing new charges of child molestation following allegations from a 20-year-old that the singer assaulted him, forced him to have plastic surgery and stole his musical ideas. “It is alleged that my client was present at Michael Jackson’s residences and other places from the age of two […]

 

The Bore-Alito Hearings

Now some of you out there probably remember that I was right in the thick of the pitchfork-wielding mob of conservative peasants that was figuratively storming Castle Bush after he nominated Harriet Miers. After all that, after at least a post a day for weeks hammering on Bush and Miers, you’re probably wondering: “What’s going […]

 

Newsflash For Liberals: People Who Want To Fly Planes Into Our Buildings Are Worse Than Republicans

Let’s see. We just had Harry Belafonte call George Bush, not Osama Bin Laden, “the greatest terrorist in the world.” Then, there was the most annoying liberal of 2005, Cindy Sheehan, who said that Bush “is ten times the terrorist that Osama ever was.” Now, we have the loons over at Democrats.com encouraging their readers […]

 


Daily News For January 11, 2005

Foreign Syria ‘Tried To Fuel Holy War In Iraq Against US And Britain’ Bush Says Some War Critics Irresponsible Claim: Israel Accelerates Iran Strike Plan. It Could Come As Early As March Iran To Hang Teenage Girl Attacked By Rapists Israel Rejects Pat Robertson Funding (Free Jerusalem Post Reg Req) Domestic Judge Alito Proves a […]

 



Women’s Rights Gone Wrong

This is like some off-the-wall Scrappleface parody of what’s wrong with feminism and Europe come to life, but, I assure you, it’s not satire: “The 500 companies listed on Norway’s stock exchange face being shut down unless they install women on their boards over the next two years in a radical initiative imposed by a […]

 

Stern Shows Sirius Radio Can Work

I’ve always been a little skeptical about whether Sirius radio would ultimately work. After all, most pay-for-content deals on the internet have flopped because very few people put out content that’s so compelling, so much better than everyone else’s work, that it’s worth paying for. That being said, Howard Stern debuted on Sirius radio yesterday […]

 


Daily News For January 10, 2006

Domestic Bomb Defused At San Francisco Starbucks Cheney Taken To Hospital Opening Statement of Nominee Samuel Alito (Free WAPO Reg Req) Alito Pledges To Do What The Law Requires Dow Jones Industrials Close Above 11,000 For First Time Since Before 9/11 Terrorist Attacks Stern Debuts On Sirius. 129 Expletives Foreign Iran Intends to Take Critical […]

 

Term Limits And A Complacent Congress

There was an editorial in the Wall Street Journal taking Republicans in Congress to task for putting politics over principle. Here’s an excerpt that will give you the gist of it: “The real House GOP problem isn’t about lobbyists so much as it is the atrophying of its principles. As their years in power have […]

 

Parody This Book By Bryan Preston

Here’s one book that will never show up my kid’s bookshelf: Meet the latest children’s author, Sen. Ted Kennedy, and his Portuguese Water Dog, Splash, his co-protagonist in “My Senator and Me: A Dogs-Eye View of Washington, D.C.” Scholastic Inc. will release the book in May. “I am very excited about the opportunity to create […]

 


DeLay Does The Right Thing

From RWN on Sept 28, 2005: As most of you undoubtedly already know, Tom DeLay has been indicted on dubious charges by a prosecutor with a history of politically motivated prosecutions. ….That being said, this indictment will result in the mainstream media spending months loudly and gleefully accusing DeLay of corruption while darkly hinting that […]

 


This Requires Total Concentration By Lee

Germany’s new chancellor has some advice for America. In an interview, Germany’s chancellor, Angela Merkel, says she will plead with United States President George W. Bush to close the controversial Guantanamo prison camp, where some suspects have been held without trial since the start of the war on terror. Just days before her first visit […]

 

Daily News For Jan 9, 2005

Foreign A U.S. Helicopter Crashed In Iraq, Killing 12 On Board Doctors Are Preparing To Bring Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon Out Of A Coma 5 Israelis Who Might Succeed Sharon Al-Qaida Planning AIDS ‘Suicide Bombers’ Iran To Remove U.N. Seals At Atomic Research Sites Iraqis Receive Training In Iran Iran To Hold Holocaust Denial […]

 

Week-End Links

RWN returns on Monday. Until then, enjoy the links below and consider this an open thread. Have a great week-end. Michelle Malkin Betsy’s Page Tammy Bruce Dr. Helen Xiaxue Debbie Schlussel Asymmetrical Information Sister Toldjah The Anchoress My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Small Dead Animals Atlas Shugs La Shawn Barber’s Corner Transcended Bryd Droppings RWN […]

 


Robertson: Ignorant Remarks Caused by God’s Wrath — Satire By Scott Ott

Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson, who yesterday told viewers that God’s wrath spurred Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s massive stroke, today said his own “ignorant remarks are another manifestation of God’s anger.” The popular Tv Personality said God punished Mr. Sharon, 77, for dividing the land that God gave to the Israelites, and that Mr. Robertson’s […]

 



A Judge Who No Longer Believes In Punishment?

This story from (big surprise) Vermont has been getting a lot of play in the blogosphere: “There was outrage Wednesday when a Vermont judge handed out a 60-day jail sentence to a man who raped a little girl many,many times over a four-year span starting when she was seven. The judge said he no longer […]

 

Daily News For January 6, 2005

Foreign Ariel Sharon Stable, In Medically Induced Coma Iranian President Hopes Sharon Perishes (An Evil And Dangerous Man) Iran leader ‘Disgusts’ US Over Sharon Robertson Says Sharon’s Stroke Is God’s Punishment (What A Towering Idiot) ‘Anti-Semitic’ Talk By Hugo Chavez Angers Jews UK: Muslims Boycott Holocaust Day Muslim Gang Terrorizes Train In France Young US […]

 


Law Enforcement 101 By Tongue Tied

Pro-immigrant activists in California decried as racist a city’s plans to train its police to help enforce federal immigration laws, reports the LA Times. The city council Costa Mesa voted last month to allow its police officers to question suspects arrested for other crimes about their immigration status. Mayor Allan Mansoor insists that enforcement will […]

 


The Immutable Laws Of Business By DJ Drummond

Yesterday, I noted the difference in one comparable experience between United Parcel Service (UPS), a private delivery service, and the United States Postal Service (USPS), the government mail delivery service. An interesting debate followed concerning the value and need for certain government functions. Certainly a key difference between Republicans and Democrats, is the question of […]

 

“Root Canal” Named “Best Dental Procedure” For 7th Straight Year — Satire By Buckley F. Williams

Earlier this week we reported that Black Entertainment Television has named Reverend Louis Farrakhan as their 2005 Person of the Year. Today the network has released the list of their other top honors of the past year. These include: * Auto-immune Disease of the Year- Wegener’s Granulomatosis * Acquitted Pedophile of the Year- Michael Jackson […]