Author: John Hawkins

INS Disbands, Splits Into Two Agencies: Splitting the INS in 1/2 is a great idea! Now they can screw things up twice as fast!

I Can’t Believe We Elected This Guy: There are certain people who are useful as reverse barometers because they are so consistently wrong. Of course, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while so you can’t ALWAYS assume they’re wrong, but you’re usually safe in assuming they’re off target. People who are […]

Israeli Knot Tightens: Stratfor does some analysis of the Likud vote against Palestinian statehood this week-end. Why did they vote that way? “…The argument for a Palestinian state is that it would eliminate an internal threat to Israel in the event of a war along its periphery. But the majority of Likud argues that the […]

Robert Fisk: Why does John Malkovich want to kill me?: Robert Fisk is down in the dumps. You see, people don’t like him and they send him mean emails…. “And last week, the Hollywood actor John Malkovich did just that, telling the Cambridge Union that he would like to shoot me. “How, I ask myself, […]

It’s Tough To Be A Pervert These Days: A deviant in Virginia decided to flash a 12 year old girl but she knew exactly to handle the situation… “A 12-year-old girl confronted by a flasher in an elevator Monday night reacted quickly: She grabbed his zipper and yanked it up.” And it gets better from […]

This Just Says It All: I ran across these two articles side by side on the Nando Times web site… U.S. trying to prevent India-Pakistan war, Defense official says & EU considers accord with Iran despite Bush’s ‘axis of evil’ claims. So what do we have here? The US is trying to prevent a nuclear […]

Sharon Loses Crucial Party Vote: There were some very interesting political developments in Israel this week-end… “Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has lost a key vote in the central committee of his Likud party over whether to allow a future Palestinian state. The vote, a show of hands in which only a few delegates supported […]

War And Battle: The Quotations: I compiled some of my favorite quotes about war and battle into one handy list. This covers everyone from Winston Churchill to Patton. Read and enjoy.

A Little Humor To Start Your Day: Fark photoshops British soldiers in Afghanistan. Hilarity ensues!

Family Gets Computer Chips Implanted: I find this story disturbing… “BOCA RATON, Fla. (AP) – A Florida family on Friday became the first to be implanted with computer chips that researchers hope will someday become an easy way to provide emergency room staffers with patients’ medical information. I don’t care if this family wants to […]

Back On Monday: See you on Monday. Have a great week-end. — John Hawkins

Welcome To The Democratic Underground!: While it’s true that we here at Right Wing News do try to present the news from a Conservative perspective, I do think it’s important to try to be fair and balanced every once and a while. That’s why I’m putting up some of the nuttier posts from the Democratic […]

Harder, Hit Him Harder!: I’m always up for a little Noam Chomsky Bashing .

Luke Helder — Complete Moron: The pipe bomber is an interesting topic for no other reason than his sheer stupidity. It was bad enough when this moron wrote a long, rambling, left-wing diatribe and actually signed his name to it. But then he said he was trying to create a “smiley face” with the bomb. […]

US Base In Kabul Under Personal Attack: Those crazy kids at National Lampoon have scooped the entire mainstream media to bring us all the details from the latest “personal” attack on our men in Kabul. Eat your heart out Geraldo Rivera! “Unidentified Intruder: “We will f**k your American dogs.” US Forces: “We don’t blame you. […]

Perception Is Becoming Reality: Many people think President Bush is refusing to turn the Israelis loose on the Palestinian terrorists either because an attack on Iraq is imminent or so that Bush can say he exhausted all of his options before he makes the inevitable decision to allow the Israelis to expel Arafat. Those theories […]

Videogame Enrages Israeli Supporters: The creator of Newgrounds, Tom Fulp, is at the center of a huge controversy. He has a game up on his page called “Kaboom” that features suicide bombers blowing up innocent people. Because Tom Fulp is refusing to remove the game from his page, he’s infuriating a lot of people including […]

Britain, Israel, and America: Much has been made of America’s “special relationship” with Britain and our support of Israel. American support for Israel puzzles other nations because they just can’t figure it out. Is it because of the enigmatic “Jewish Lobby?” Do Jews control the American media? Is it because we think Jews are “God’s […]

A Moral Dilemma: This joke has been around for a while but I always thought it was funny… I have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but I think it is fun to decide what one would do. The situation: You are in the Middle East, and there is a huge […]

My Middle Eastern Peace Plan: Here’s my peace plan for the Middle East. Israel should mount a full military invasion of the disputed territories. They should dismantle the PA, blow Arafat’s brains out, and place the entire area under full military rule. Then they should spend the next few months hunting down terrorists, disarming the […]

Too Bad: Sgt. Stryker’s Daily Briefing is no more. That’s too bad because the guy had a pretty nice little blog going…

Sharon Vows Tough Response: Here’s what Ariel Sharon said last night… “Those who call for millions of “martyrs” are guilty. Those who constantly incite are guilty. Those who fund terrorism are guilty. Those who launch terrorism are guilty. Guilty. To anyone who tries to blackmail Israel into making concessions – either big or small – […]

I Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry: Last night at a press conference GWB said the following… “To this end, I’ve told the prime minister that George Tenet will be going back to the region to help design the construction of a security force–a unified security force that will be transparent and held accountable.” […]

He’s A Chip Off The Old Unabomber: Apparently Luke Helder (AKA the Pipebomber) is a tree-hugging, anti-Capitalist, left-wing wacko. He was also apparently dumb enough to write a “manifesto”, sign his name to it, and send it to a college newspaper. Take a look at this 6 page window into the mind of a lunatic…

Ouch!: The Freepers are giving me Hell for “The Failing Bush Presidency” article that went up today. Of course, I knew that if I hammered GWB like that I was going to get it back 5 fold but that’s the price you have to pay sometimes. Last time I looked there were 99 posts and […]

The Failing Bush Presidency: In the last hundred years, only FDR and JFK have enjoyed the type of overwhelming support that George Bush has received since Sept. 11th. The majority of the American public seems not only to trust him, but to genuinely like him. That’s a very rare thing for a politician, which is […]

At Least 16 Killed In Rishon Lezion Billiard Club Terror Attack: “A Palestinian suicide bomber exploded at 11:03 p.m. in a billiard club south of Tel Aviv, killing at least 16 people and wounding nearly 60 others.” How many more innocent Israelis have to die because the EU, UN, and the Bush administration don’t have […]

New Philanthropic Organization To Teach Orphans To Hunt For Food: Here’s a funny quote from this fine piece of satire… “Give a kid a sack of rice and you feed him for a day. Teach a kid to shoot a gun and he can take what he needs for life.”

Bill Sees G.I.s in Mideast: After 8 years of obsessive negotiating, pleading, and cajoling in the Middle East Bill Clinton ultimately accomplished nothing. Under Clinton’s watchful eye, Israel made the mistake of welcoming Arafat into the disputed territories where he then proceeded to build a terrorist enclave. The current intifada that’s occurring now also started […]

You Mean Everyone Can Post On The Internet?: More political opinions from the “cutting edge” of the Utopia Politics Forums….Of course by cutting edge, I mean paranoia, racism, and idiocy all wrapped up in a shiny electronic bow for your amusement! === whowatchsthewatch2: THIS IS SOMETHING RIGHT UP THE US GOVERNMENTS ALLY. THIS IS THE […]