Author: John Hawkins

The latest Democrat to try to beat the flayed, desiccated, husk of the horse that was the AWOL charges against George Bush is Gary Trudeau of Doonesbury fame. Trudeau notes a dental exam that Bush had in Jan of 1973 at Dannelly Air National and says, “So don’t let the smear artists define the president. […]

Seoul, South Korea – While the Bush Administration continues to condemn North Korea for reactivating its nuclear reactors, expelling U.N. inspectors, and pulling out of a 1994 global non-proliferation treaty, a large contingent of American television viewers are excited about the possibility of a new Korean conflict —and perhaps a MASH spinoff. Fans of MASH, […]

President George Bush today announced his support for a constitutional amendment defining marriage as a monogamous heterosexual relationship, and experts predict that Andrewsullivan.com will be hardest hit. Visitor traffic on the weblog, which is written by an openly-Republican homosexual and professing Roman Catholic, has already spiked to more than 10,000 visitors per hour. “Not only […]

I am working on putting together a list of the best quotes from Donald Rumsfeld. If you have any quotes or even exchanges between Rummy and reporters that you’d like to see included, please add them in the comments section of this thread. If you happen to have a URL that goes along with the […]

Right Wing News emailed more than a 160 right-of-center bloggers and asked them to send us a list of who they considered to be the “Dinner Guests From Hell” and representatives from 53 blogs responded. All bloggers were allowed to make anywhere from 1-20 selections. Rank was determined simply by the number of votes received. […]

This is simply ridiculous…. A coalition of advocacy groups called yesterday for the (New York) city Department of Education to set up a vast translation network for the non-English-speaking parents of city schoolchildren. The groups, led by the New York Immigration Coalition and Advocates for Children, also released the findings of a survey indicating that […]

Question: How can you tell that the Democrats are really, really angry at Ralph Nader for running again? Answer: You find a poll at the Democratic Underground that reads “Does Nader=Stalin” and here are the results…. Do you know what would REALLY make the Dems mad? Since Nader is running as an Independent, that means […]

I’m sure that some people would tell you that this bumper sticker I found on Free Republic isn’t fair to John Kerry…. I disagree. George Bush understands that we’re fighting a war on terrorism, is willing to go after terrorist groups of global reach and the nations that support them, and is Reaganesque in his […]

I got together last night with Mike LaSalle from Men’s News Daily, Jon Henke from QandO, and James Joyner from Outside the Beltway to discuss the 2004 election. You can read the edited transcript of our chat by clicking here.

As I perused an article called “Evangelicals frustrated by Bush” at the Washington Times, I just could not believe what I was reading. Here are few quotes to give you a feel for the piece… “Their list of grievances is long, but right now social conservatives are mad over what many consider the president’s failure […]

Chris Muir from Day By Day thwacks John Kerry for insulting the National Guard…. Day by Day should be running in the comics section of every paper in America as far as I’m concerned. Muir’s strip is actually current and entertaining unlike Pogo, Snuffy Smith, Blondie and all those other lame comics that were stale […]

Pity the poor student who happens to be studying “international negotiation and diplomacy at the Fletcher School at Tufts University” because he very well might have the misfortune of being taught by utopian dunderhead Adil Najam. Displaying a level of childlike naivete which is entirely unbecoming in any adult, particularly a professor, Mr. Najam wrote […]

Already benefiting from the “Atkins” effect, beef sales have increased 867% in the past three months, according to industry analysts who say that the amazing increase is directly attributable to the success of the “Hitler Was a Vegetarian” ad campaign funded by the American Beef Council. “Yeah, Hitler has been real good for beef,” says […]

Last week, Ann Coulter wrote an excellent column which revealed that Max Cleland did not lose his limbs in combat. Instead, Cleland’s injuries were sustained in a non-combat situation when he picked up a grenade while he was on his way to drink beer with friends. Well, after that, left-wingers lined up around the block […]

On the heels of a surprisingly good showing in yesterday’s Wisconsin primary, people across the country are now beginning to ask “who is John Edwards?” — a question also being raised by John Edwards himself. Hence, the candidate has taken a leading role in trying to determine where he came from and what exactly he […]

Ironically, most of the triangulation Bush has done in an attempt to steal Democratic issues and pull in independent voters seems to have backfired on him. He spent money like a Democrat and conservatives became furious with him. He proposed an illegal alien friendly immigration plan and not only did he infuriate the base, there […]

— We keep hearing that because America is “divided” and that there isn’t going to be much of a swing vote this year. Yep, everybody has basically already made up their mind so there’s no point in even trying to bring those undecided voters in. That’s complete bupkis folks. Just take a look at these […]

We’re still being treated by the Democrats to a lot of phony outrage about a commercial that was run in the 2002 Georgia Senate race. Here’s a description of the ad from the Cleland friendly Veterans For Peace website…. “It opened with pictures of Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. “As America faces terrorists and […]

Jonah Goldberg put out a suggested campaign ad for President Bush, and I was thinking that whatever Goldberg can do, I can do better. Here are my own ad suggestions (based on the assumption that John Kerry is the nominee). * * * * This one will settle all the issues about President Bush’s military […]

To put together the latest edition of ACPOTI (anyone can post on the internet), I perused the Jihaad section of Islamic Awakening Discussion Board and I have to tell ya, if there aren’t intelligence agencies monitoring that place, they should be. I say that because apparently somebody forgot to tell these guys that Islam is […]

Everywhere you turn lately, it seems there’s someone else worried about outsourcing. But look folks, there is nothing to be worried about. To begin, it’s not that big of a phenomenon. “Forrester Research predicts that 3.3 million white-collar jobs will be lost to offshoring by 2015.” The loss of 3.3 million jobs over 15 years […]

It was an interesting scene when Judge Harry Rapkin was cornered by a reporter and camera crew outside his beautiful home in his upscale neighborhood. Rapkin was the last judge to handle the case of that miscreant Joseph P. Smith, the man who murdered 11-year-old Carlie Brucia on Super Bowl Sunday. As I watched the […]

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom today declared that homosexuals applying for so-called marriage licenses at City Hall can pay the application fee with Monopoly money. “For too long now,” said Mayor Newsom, “Monopoly money, and other counterfeit bills, have been treated as second-class currency. We are no longer captives to antiquated values based on majority […]

George W. Bush became the first presidential candidate in 2004 to “play the race card” by appearing at the Daytona Speedway Sunday, according to John Forbes Kerry, the presumed Democrat nominee. “Mr. Bush has again divided this country,” said Mr. Kerry. “By appearing at the Daytona 500 he has condoned an economic activity in which […]

Now without question, John Kerry has a number of weaknesses that can be exploited with negative advertising. He’s a Massachusetts liberal who votes to the left of Ted Kennedy, he has a terrible voting record on defense, he often flip-flops on the issues, and his behavior after Vietnam was disgraceful. However, Bush is going to […]

Looks like John F. Kerry is emulating his idol, Kennedy, and his predecessor, Clinton, becuase he appears to now have his own bimbo eruptions. Based on the evidentiary standards created by the Democrats over the Bush military records story, I hereby proclaim that Kerry is an adulterer. In order for Kerry to prove his innocence, […]