Author: John Hawkins

A few things I wanted to mention that I didn’t think merited their own posts… — This excerpt from a Howard Kurtz article about Joseph Wilson, who has long claimed that his wife would be put in danger if her identity was revealed, is so funny that you’d think it was satire if it wasn’t […]

This is political correctness taken to an mind-blowing extreme… “A prison officer was sacked for making an allegedly insulting remark about Osama bin Laden two months after the September 11 attacks, an employment tribunal heard yesterday. Colin Rose, 53, was told he had to go because, although he did not know it, three Muslim visitors […]

You know, at a certain point, some of the mindless cliches the anti-war left mouths go from simply being vacuous & incorrect, to being offensive. Here’s a perfect example of what I mean from John Kerry… “The war on terrorism is not just an American cause; it is a global conflict against a hidden and […]

Lagos, Nigeria – Crying foul play and accusing the judges of accepting bribes, members of the Nigerian Parliament expressed dismay today that upstart Bangladesh has upset Nigeria to win the coveted “Most Corrupt Nation” title. “How could this be?” demanded George Bungaloo, chairman of Nigerians United for Corruption, the leading organization of Nigerian bribers, flim-flam […]

In order to recognize the excellent work some of our fellow bloggers have been doing, RWN has put together the “2nd Annual Warblogger Awards”. More than 150 bloggers were invited to vote for their favorite blog in 16 different categories including… — Most Annoying Left-Of-Center Blogger — Favorite Columnist Who’s Not A Blogger — Most […]

If you’re looking for a Christmas stocking stuffer, why not pick up one of G. Gordon Liddy’s “Stacked & Packed” calenders? You can support one of RWN’s advertisers & the G-Man while checking out a bunch of hot women handling firearms. What’s not to love?

Wesley Pruden is the latest columnist to weigh in on “Bush Hatred”. This topic has been hit from almost every angle over the last few months. Comparisons between Bush hatred and Clinton hatred, trying to figure out why the left hates Bush, lefties reveling in Bush hatred, etc, etc, etc. I’ve already chipped in my […]

Donald Rumsfeld has won something called the “Foot in Mouth” award for bad English from someone called “the Plain English Campaign”. “The award singles out what judges believe to be the most baffling statement made by a public figure in the past year.” Here’s the statement that won the award for Donald Rumsfeld… “Reports that […]

An embarrassed Senator John McCain, R-AZ, today apologized to members of the U.S. Navy’s version of Alcoholics Anonymous for comparing Congressional spending to that of “a drunken sailor.” “It was a mean, insensitive remark,” said Mr. McCain. “A drunken sailor could never spend as much money as Congress has, with that kind of speed. My […]

Prepare yourself, because after I show you some excerpts from this “sob story” from the Contra Costa Times that’s supposed to make you feel sorry for a couple of welfare queens, I’m going to go on a decidedly non-PC rant that’s going to make all you “compassionate conservatives” out there cringe. Here’s the story of […]

Yes, this photo of Dick Gephardt isn’t photoshopped. It’s straight off of Yahoo… Someone call California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey, I think she has a co-star for her next film =D Thanks to Michele Catalano from A Small Victory for finding this one.

Our first quote of day comes from Bob Dole who apparently can’t stand Howard Dean. How else can you explain a man who generally comes off as a grandfatherly statesman saying this about George McGovern, ehr..I mean Jimmy Carter, oh shoot, I mean Howard Dean (sorry, you can barely tell the three of them apart […]

I received the following piece of hate mail this week-end and I thought it merited a response… Hi John, My name is Sarah-Jayne, i’m 17 years old and ilive in tasmania Australia. I’ve been reading some of your editorials on the right wings news website and . As i said I am 17 but i […]

At a Beacon Hill press conference this morning, Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry denounced the robust American economy as a Republican dirty trick. “Don’t Americans realize that economic growth and job creation come with enormous costs—like a loss of all that free time that comes from good old-fashioned unemployment?” asked Kerry from the sitting room […]

I took some more Patton pics while I was on vacation and I must say, I have the coolest dog in the entire blogopshere by far. Just check this picture out… It’s almost as if he’s saying, “Am I not the most adorable dog in the entire blogosphere? Only an idiot or a Commie could […]

I’m back from my lazy, week-long vacation. I caught Halle Berry’s “Gothika” (which I liked) & read a few books… — Heinlein’s ‘The Moon is a Harsh Mistress’ (Which I found to be vastly overrated) — Victor Davis Hanson’s “Mexifornia” — The Complete Idiot’s Guide to the U.S. Special Ops Forces (Not particularly enjoyable) Next […]

If you’ve been planning to donate to RWN via Paypal (the button is in the support section) or if you want to buy me something off of my wish list, now is a great time to do it. We’re almost into the Christmas buying season and you’re going to be spending money like water anyway […]

I’m about to go on my once a year, week long vacation. That means the next update of RWN is going to be on Monday the 1st of December. If it’s any consolation, I have some really good stuff planned for the week I get back. As per usual when I go out of town, […]

Since I’m going to be gone all next week on vacation, I thought I should come up with something big enough to keep you occupied for a while in my absense. Towards that end, I went through all of my posts to the main page of RWN, left out the posts from the humor category […]

More material to sort through while I’m away, the best of RWN’s humor for 2003! — Behind The Scenes In Iraq With Wolf Streisand — Cable News Coverage Of The War — Collect Call from Carrot-Top Not Accepted — Constant ‘Joke’ Calls From White House Putting Further Strain On Relations Between US And UN — […]

Sometime in December, I’ll be releasing the 4th edition of “The Worst People, Places, And Things On The Internet”. If you have some suggestions, feel free to post them in the comments section. Do keep in mind that this particular article is NON-POLITICAL. Here are the other 3 editions… — The 1st Annual 20 Worst […]

Santa Barbara – Once again CBS bows down to pressure from above over an upcoming mini-series revealing the Reagans. GOP members have managed to block the upcoming biopic “Ronald Reagan at the Neverland Ranch”. The show stars Alec Baldwin and Susan Sarandon as President and Mrs. Reagan. It also co-stars Woody Harrelson as the King […]

Citizens of London streamed into the streets, filling the air with cheers and celebratory gunfire as a crowd toppled a statue of the infamous tyrant George Bush. The exuberant mob gave vent to the long suppressed hopes of a people who had suffered for almost three years without freedom under the iron fist of Mr. […]

I was in college during the Gulf War and I can still remember the professors in my “War, Peace, Justice and Human Survival” class telling us that we might be drafted to make up for the 100,000 casualties that we could sustain fighting the ferocious, battle hardened Iraqis in what would surely be another Vietnam. […]

If you want to see a perfect example of how far out of the mainstream many of the Democrats on the far left are, you need look no further than Democratic Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich. Here are some of his comments from earlier today… On Afghanistan “…Asked if he still considered the outcome of U.S. […]

The National Abortion Rights Action League (NARAL) today announced it would pay half of the legal fees for the defense of Scott Peterson, who is accused of killing his wife and unborn son. Mr. Peterson was bound over for trial in California yesterday after an 11-day preliminary hearing. “We don’t know whether Mr. Peterson is […]

Here’s Allah imagining what Thomas Friedman’s newest peace plan for the Middle-East will look like, “…(T)here are only two possible solutions. Solution one: The Arab world could recognize Israel’s right to exist, offer it full diplomatic relations and normalized trade, and then make a concerted effort to decontaminate its population of anti-Semitism through a combination […]