Author: John Hawkins

Frank Discussions: Democratic Presidential Candidates By Frank J: Sometimes you feel like a nut (Democrat primary), sometimes you don’t (general election). So which Democrat candidate will be nutty enough to win the primary, winning that hearts of the Democrat base of drooling idiots? And will he make himself too nutty to be viable in the […]

Nuclear Bombs Knocked Down The WTC: The kooks at Serendipity have a novel theory to explain what happened on 9/11. It seems that WTC may have been destroyed by small nuclear weapons. Here’s their theory of what happened on 9/11… “(A)lthough some kind of “black” technology may have been used in the demolition of the […]

Rick Santorum Deserves An Apology: I’m not going to endlessly pontificate about the SCOTUS decision in the Texas sodomy case, although I believe that it was little more than six justices overturning a law based on their personal beliefs, dressing it up a little, and twisting the Constitution to try to justify their decision. Our […]

The Democratic Underground Post Of The Day — Defending The Windshield Killer: Most of you have heard of the ‘Windshield Killer’s’ unthinkably hideously cruel murder of a homeless man. Here are some details just in case you’ve forgotten… “Former nurse’s aide Chante Jawan Mallard was found guilty of murder Thursday morning in the death of […]

My 20 Best Sources On The Net: Earlier today, I was wondering… “If I were only able to read 20 different websites on the net to come up with all the posts and daily news links on RWN — What would they would be?” The list I came up with follows. Do keep in mind […]

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An Interview With Ann Coulter: Unless you’ve been living on a desert island, you know who Ann Coulter is. Her books like “Slander” & “Treason” sell like hotcakes, her columns make waves all over the net, & you can barely turn on Cable News without seeing her face when she’s promoting a book. Well, I […]

America Sucks — Hooray I’m A Citizen!: Writing a column like this just after you’ve become a United States citizen is the equivalent of saying, “I did it” right after the statute of limitations runs out. Isn’t America lucky to have a new citizen like Purvi Patel who wrote the following… “…(IT) reinforced a growing […]

Teaching Hawaiian Separatism To Our Kids?: According to an article on FrontPage Magazine, there are a group of anti-American Hawaiian separatists trying to set up their own little apartheid state in Hawaii where, ‘”Hawaiians are…entitled to political and economic supremacy” over all non-indigenous Hawaiians.”‘ Here’s a poem written by one of them, a college professor […]

In My World: Attack of the Belgians Part II: (Part 1 is here) “I just want assure everyone that the Belgians have not captured the president,” White House Press Secretary announced. “My question was about the tax cuts,” said the befuddled reporter. “Whatever.” Ari took a big drink from his flask of whiskey. “Oh, and […]

Iraqi Info Minister Denies He’s Been Captured By Scott Ott: Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, the former Iraqi Information Minister, denied reports in a British newspaper that he has been captured. “I am not wearing these handcuffs,” said Mr. al-Sahhaf during a collect call to an unnamed Reuters reporter. “I have completely eluded capture, and have also […]

Big Interview Tomorrow: I don’t normally preview what’s coming up on RWN, but just this once I thought I’d give you a hint. I’ll be posting a big interview tomorrow with…well, maybe I shouldn’t let the cat out of the bag. Let me just give you a few hints…. 1) She’s hot 2) She’s very […]

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What Were You Thinking On 9/11/01?: As I was perusing the Democratic Underground, I ran across a thread called “What were you thinking on 9/11/01?” Apparently there were quite a few paranoid left-wingers who were driven over the edge that day — or maybe they were always this loopy. In any case, get ready for […]

I’ve Never Heard Of Those Guys: This story doesn’t really have a point, but it was so bizarre I thought it was worth mentioning…. I’m talking to this girl today and she notices I’m holding, “The Complete Idiot’s Guide to the Roman Empire.” Here’s about how the conversation went from there and I’m not exaggerating… […]

Gephardt Issues Order Making Himself President By Scott Ott: Just a day after announcing that he would use executive orders to overturn Supreme Court decisions, Rep. Dick Gephardt, D-MO, announced today that he has appointed himself President of the United States, effective immediately. “I have duly sworn myself in as president,” he said. “Instead of […]

So The First Amendment Means There Are No Consequences For What You Say & Do?: I find this to be an odd interpretation of the First Amendment… “(New York) city violated the First Amendment rights of two firefighters and a police officer when it fired them for riding on a parade float in blackface in […]

Presidential War Lies By Frank J.: Some people are now accusing Bush of lying about WMD’s. I think he was telling the truth and they just haven’t found them yet (hint: try checking in the camel humps), but, even if it is a lie, it will probably be soon forgotten. Presidents have told lies about […]

Affirmative Action Lives On: The Supreme Court rendered its decision in the Michigan Affirmative Action case today and it was a split decision. While the SCOTUS did shoot “down a point system used by the University of Michigan’s undergraduate programs” they refused to accept the obvious, that Affirmative Action violates the, “Equal Protection Clause of […]

In My World: Attack of the Belgians By Frank J: “There’s nothing better than a game of golf, is there, Agent Smith?” “I wouldn’t know, President Bush,” Secret Service Agent Smith answered, “I’ve never played. I just stand here in the sun and watch you. Rather asinine, if you ask me.” “Yep, nothing better than […]

Nation’s School Report Card Shows Taxes Are Too Low By Scott Ott: A decline in reading skills among U.S. 12th-graders demonstrates that taxes are far too low across much of the nation, according to an unnamed spokesman for the National Education Association (NEA). The teacher’s union representative said “huge influxes of cold cash” are needed […]

Movie Review — The Hulk: I did read a few Hulk comic books when I was a kid and I also watched the old Hulk TV show with Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno. So quite naturally, I was looking forward to catching the new Hulk to see what they could do with today’s special effects. […]

Triangulation, Good Politics — Bad For The Country: If I asked you what the worst thing in American politics was today, I would get a variety of answers. Some of you might say “dishonesty”, others recoil from the “negativity” and I’m sure there are plenty of Americans fed up with the “petty partisanship” we’re confronted […]

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The Music I’m Listening To Right Now: Just for entertainment’s sake, here is the current playlist I’m listening to right now… The Ataris — In This Diary Berlin — Take My Breath Away Blur — Song #2 Fred Durst & Stained — Outside Don Henly — Dirty Laundry Toby Keith & Willie Nelson — Beer […]

Some Of RWN’s Favorite Pro-Wrestling Quotes: I’ve been a wrestling fan ever since I was a little kid. When I was a kid I was a fan of Ric Flair, Rick Steamboat, Jimmy Valiant, Blackjack Mulligan, Roddy & Piper among others. Oddly enough, Ric Flair and Roddy Piper are still around along with a few […]

The Democratic Leadership Council Quote Of The Day: RNC Research is coming up with some great stuff lately, like this devastating quote from a Democratic Leadership Council memo written on 6/16/03… “If the Bush administration was wrong about Saddam’s WMD program, so, too, was just about everybody else, including U.N. inspectors, the French, the Germans, […]