Author: Melissa Clouthier

We can expect more tap dancing on a grand scale from a future President Obama based on his response to the women banned from his photo op the other day. Gateway Pundit via Debbie Schlussel finds that the women are not sweet little Muslim girls who were discriminated against by Obama but rather radical anti-Israel […]

This is what the world is coming to: There’s a stunning twist to the sudden rise in teen pregnancies at Gloucester High School. Seventeen students there are expecting and many of them became that way on purpose. Time Magazine first reported that nearly half of the girls confessed to making a pact to get pregnant […]

Testosterone does good things for a body, both male and female. It increases bone density, muscle mass, mental acuity, increases metabolism, enhances libido and according to this research, fights against metabolic syndrome in older men. So researchers are encouraging older men to supplement with testosterone. Futurepundit (via Instapundit)worries about the evolutionary implications of declining testosterone […]

Oh, there will be many sacrifices. If the Dems have their way, teensy things like taking over private companies in the oil industry (because it’s worked so well for Russia and Venezuela)  and socializing medicine will be the new and better way, because the government never f@cks up anything they touch. Nosirreee, the government is […]

Some things are inevitable, you just wonder why it took so long: As she was attempting to put on a Victoria’s Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. […]

Rachel Lucas wants to start a new category on her blog possibly called, “Most People Are Too Stupid To Vote But They Do Anyway So We Are All Going To Die.” I already have a category “We’re All Gonna Die”, but I usually reserve that for the latest bird flu epidemic, global warming or other […]

Rocco knew it. The other competitors knew it. When, Tiger Woods sank that put, rimming it, on the 18th hole of the U.S. Open on Sunday, everyone knew it: Game over. Tiger just won, now it was a formality (of winning 18 more holes and a tie-breaker for good measure.) But, it was over. What […]

It might be legal, but is it right? In answering the question for themselves, some pharmacists have refused to fill prescriptions of birth control pills or morning after pills. I am really torn about this whole thing, actually. While I’m all for people not violating their consciences, I just think there are better ways to […]

So, Barack Obama gave a resounding sermon, in a church (not Jeremiah Wright’s), on Father’s Day Sunday about the importance of fathers. The black community suffers disproportionately with fatherlessness and the results of this cultural phenomenon manifest many, many social ills from crime, to drug use, to drop-out rates, to incarceration, to teenage pregnancy etc. […]

So, this conversation happened at the dinner table a few days ago: Daughter 8: Mom, I want a cell phone. Me: No Daughter: Everyone has a cell phone! [Head collapses into arms, dramatic weeping.] Me: [Laughing] No, you are not crying about not having a cell phone. Who? Who has a cellphone? Daughter: Lots of […]

Wanted to pass along this sad news: Tim Russert collapsed at work and later died from cardiac arrest. I’m so sorry for his family. Life, even a long one, is short. He was 58 years old. A quick note–Tim Russert always struck me as fair-minded and incisive. He seemed to be one of the few […]

Can we just dispense with the formality of civil society and rid the world of this animal? This is what it means to be the political opposition in Zimbabwe: The men who pulled up in three white pickup trucks were looking for Patson Chipiro, head of the Zimbabwean opposition party in Mhondoro district. His wife, […]

There’s a big stink because Fox News ran a segment about Michelle Obama and the caption included the words “Barack Obama’s Baby Mama”. One could argue that the phrase further dumbs down the American language and is a racial epithet unsuitable for prime time. Or, one could argue that the hip hop culture has come […]

So, you’re a Western girl, which is to say, that you’re one of the 90% of girls who isn’t a virgin when they get married. Only problem is that you’re going to the altar with Mohammed, who lost his virginity a few years back too, but against all logic, wants to have one of the […]

Remember when that NBA referee got nailed for attempting to change the game’s outcome? Back then, I wrote in a post titled Tim Donaghy Did Not Act Alone: Let me make a few predictions: Tim Donaghy did not act alone. It is nearly impossible for one ref to destroy the flow of a game. Many […]

So after years of a sexless marriage, a wife provided a novel solution, and later, wrote about it: Charla apparently had no intention of writing about “the gift,” as she euphemistically refers to it. She was simply a homemaker and marketing consultant, who in 2006 wanted to give her husband a special 40th birthday present. […]

How do these people take themselves seriously? It’s like these liberal reporters try to find the stupidest notion that directly opposes common sense and then expound on it for the dull-witted masses. Today, at the scholars feet, we learn about Hugo Chavez’s democratic impulses. Here are the words Simon Romero of the New York Times […]

Over 1/4 adults in New York City have herpes. Now, I have a serious question to ask everyone: Do you feel that the removal of restrictions on sexual mores since feminism and The Pill liberated women, has been worth the trade off of STD rates and abortion (check out this chart since Roe v. Wade)? […]

According to liberals, the only reason a man so great as Obama could possibly lose is because he’s black and Americans are racist. What a convenient belief. If Obama loses, Americans will hear for the next twenty years about their racism and badness. His loss would be further proof of America’s evil. If Obama wins, […]

Question: Why, do you think, is Newt Gingrich and Pat Robertson making these stupid “green-themed” PSA-type commercials with the likes of Pelosi and Sharpton? —Mr. Meaner Answer: Like the 99% of you people, I do not think Global Warming is caused by man, nor do I think Newt (who actually has a brain) or Robertson […]

Question: What Boston Celtics player was the first NBA player to shatter a backboard by hanging onto the rim and in what year? Posted by Lord_Locksley Answer: Like I care about the Celtics. Puhleeze! I’m only enduring them in 2008 out of my disgust with Kobe Bryant. However, this answer was found easily enough, because […]

Watch out obese, corpulent, fatties, your airplane tickets are going to be more expensive. Yes, everyone is going to be paying more, but fat people, they are going be paying bigger prices to go with their bigger bodies. Well, this all might happen. Or, people might be weighed with their luggage and pay a collective […]

Oh boy, some dude over at Kim’s place is bitching because he has to get a permit to put in a pool in his yard and no blankety-blank government should interfere with what is happening on his property. Well, it’s an interesting argument. Houston is rather notorious for it’s lack of building codes. In fact, […]

My readers know, but Right Wing News readers, will learn that I love sports generally. To introduce: My favorite spectator sport from home is professional football (Go Lions! Go Texans! The Cowboys suck!). I like going to the park to watch baseball (Go Atlanta–until John Smoltz retires! Go Astros! And, once John retires, go Tigers, […]

Abortion is a business. It is a big business. Huge. Michelle Malkin reports: In April, the annual report of Planned Parenthood Federation of America revealed that the abortion giant had a total income of $1.02 billion–with reported profits of nearly $115 million. Taxpayers kick in more than $336 million worth of government grants and contracts […]

The line that said it all: We’re going to make America great again. It isn’t great already? Nope, because Obama wasn’t here before. Well, he was here. He just here, here. You know what I mean. Oh, and with Obama the ocean will cease to rise, the planet will heal, children will not get sick […]

The California Supreme Court usurped the will of the people by overturning the results of the previous referendum (Proposition 22) banning gay marriage. Now, the people are fighting back: An initiative that would again outlaw gay marriage in California has qualified for the November ballot, the Secretary of State announced Monday. California Secretary of State […]

…..like a woman scorned. So what will the scorned Hillary Clinton do at the convention? Will she stand by submissively like she did for her husband? She has been well-schooled that way. Her supporters might not be too happy about seeing her docile this time around. Even a Vice Presidency is unlikely to appease them. […]

I’m sure they view their actions as courageous, but it just seems like Australia is bailing on a friend and even more, they are bailing on the Iraqi people. Peter Khalil extols the military (rightfully so) and simultaneously claims moral superiority for quitting combat while combat is still needed to achieve this nebulous goal: In […]

The New York Times couldn’t find one woman who was happy with how things are changing in Iraq? Not. One. However, people are staying connected. This was interesting: It’s a funny thing. There is the deterioration of Iraq’s infrastructure — scarring of buildings by bullets holes, streets deformed by concrete blocks, checkpoints. But you can […]