Author: Dave Blount

Anthropogenic Global Warming Blamed for Snow in Alaska Mountains

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One of the most terrifying aspects of climate change is that you never know how it is going to come at you next. Not long ago, warmists warned that it would soon cause the end of snow. Now, it appears that climate change is making it snow in the mountains of Alaska: Snowfalls atop an […]

 

Sweden’s Retirement Age May Need to Be Raised to Finance Islamic Welfare Colonization

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It now being unsafe for women to walk alone at night isn’t the only price to be paid for Sweden subjecting itself to Islamic welfare colonization. For example, there is also a monetary cost: Swedish Socialist party Finance Minister Magdalena Andersson announced that the retirement age would likely be raised in the near future in […]

 

Racist Trees to Be Removed in Palm Springs

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Racist trees will not be tolerated by the bureauweenies running Palm Springs, California, who righteously proclaim that as soon as they find the money to do it, they will remove a row of tamarisk trees that serve as a barrier between the Tahquitz Creek Golf Course and a historically black neighborhood: Many longtime residents of […]

 

Antifa Kooks Use Intimidation Tactic to Block Natural Gas Distribution

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Do you like having your home heated in the winter? Do you like the way the lights come on when you flip the switch? Then you won’t much like the Antifa anti-capitalists at It’s Going Down, who have taken to terrorizing people at their private homes to prevent necessary construction of natural gas pipelines: The […]

 

Moonbat Denounces Centrist Privilege

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White privilege has not yet been eradicated and already Chapman University political science student Matthew Q. Joy has discovered another menace: centrist privilege. Barack Obama is a holder of centrist privilege, because “society lauded him a liberal icon” even though he failed to impose socialized medicine. Hillary Clinton is guilty too, because she proposed a […]

 

Britain Cracks Down on Gender Stereotyping in Advertising

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Progressives don’t just want the unnatural to be accepted. They want it to be mandated. This entails the criminalization of normalcy: A new rule will be introduced in the UK Advertising Codes following a review of gender stereotyping by the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA), which found more needed to be done to tackle advertisements featuring […]

 

Escalating the War on Christmas at the University of Minnesota

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Everything that reminds progressives of Christmas must be suppressed, even wrapped packages: An academic department at the University of Minnesota declared that “bows/wrapped gifts” are “not appropriate for gatherings and displays at this time of year.” According a copy of the guidelines obtained by Campus Reform, UMN’s College of Food, Agricultural, and Natural Resource Sciences […]

 

Slate Spews Yuletide Hatred at Wholesome Hallmark Channel

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Providing a haven where the culture of America’s core population can continue to persist has earned the Hallmark Channel an impressive endorsement; its very existence enrages Slate — especially during the Christmas season: In 2017, the network is premiering 21 original Christmas movies (up from 20 last year)—42 hours of sugary, sexist, preposterously plotted, plot […]

 

Cook County Commissioner Calls for United Nations Peacekeepers in Chicago

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If admitting that you have a problem is the first step toward solving it, maybe the moonbats running Chicago have made progress at last. Cook County Commissioner Richard Boykin has confessed to a catastrophic failure to govern by calling for United Nations troops to maintain order in the city: Boykin was traveling to New York […]

 

Muslims at Catholic School Grouse About Christmas Decorations

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It turns out Muslims in the USA really are oppressed after all. How would you like to come over from the Middle East and attend an explicitly Catholic school like Loyola University Chicago, only to discover that Christmas is treated as if it were somehow a bigger deal than Islamic holidays, despite 5% of the […]

 

L.A. Shelters May Impose Vegan Diet on Dogs

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As the state plunges over the precipice into an abyss of sheer moonbattery, even stray dogs are advised to escape California: Those dogs’ dinners could be swapped out for a plant-based food under a proposal before the Los Angeles City Board of Animal Services Commissioners. The change, which commissioners could decide Tuesday, would make the […]

 

NFL Goes All In as Platform for Leftism With Social Justice Warrior Workshop

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The NFL is no longer primarily about football. It is committed to advancing cultural Marxism first and foremost. The league has agreed to dump $89 million into leftist advocacy. It just extended the contract of Roger Goodell for up to $40 million per year, even though he has crippled the fan base with his support […]

 

Kim Jong-Un and Liberals Both Claim They Can Control the Weather

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Kim Jong-Un really is a nutcase; he thinks he can control the weather: North Korean state media’s latest claim says that its leader, Kim Jong Un, can control the weather. … Standing atop an Mount Paektu — an active volcano on the North Korea/China border — the KCNA referred to Kim Jong Un, their “peerlessly […]

 

Infantilization of College Students Reaches Care Bears Level

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College used to be an unnatural extension of adolescence. It has become an extension of nursery school. A dorm for honors students at the University of Massachusetts–Amherst actually features Care Bears: “Feeling grumpy or stressed? Let the Care Bears help!” the display states above a large, hand-drawn rainbow adorned with bit[s] of advice for students. […]

 

Possible 100%+ Marginal Tax Rate Under Senate Bill

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At some point, taxation becomes slavery. We may disagree about where that point is, but everyone should at least be able to agree that when 100% of the wealth you generate is confiscated by the government, you are a slave: Some high-income business owners could face marginal tax rates exceeding 100% under the Senate’s tax […]

 

Ticket Prices Collapse as NFL Shovels Money at Commissioner Roger Goodell

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Roger Goodell has been doing such a great job as NFL commissioner that the league extended his contract another 5 years. He could pull in $40 million per year. Meanwhile, this is what his refusal to demand that players refrain from theatrical displays of disrespect during the national anthem is doing to ticket sales: [T]ickets […]

 

Moonbat Sexually Harasses Robots

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An enraged moonbat at Quartz at Work fumes that robots are not being programmed to “fight the patriarchy”: I ran an experiment in which I sexually harassed Apple’s Siri, Amazon’s Alexa, Microsoft’s Cortana, and Google’s Google Home to document how these digital personal servants—whose names and voices are already feminized—peddle stereotypes of female subservience, putting […]

 

California Considers Banning Normal Vehicles

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How wacky and repressive can a state become and remain integrated with the rest of the Union? We may find out from California: California Assemblymember Phil Ting, a Democrat who is chairman of the chamber’s budget committee, said he plans to introduce a bill that, starting in 2040, would allow the state’s motor vehicles department […]

 

Moonbats Market Hillary Clinton Resistmas Tree Topper

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No need for moonbats to hang their Christmas trees upside down to bring it into line with their ideology. They can just top the tree with a special ornament: Now on sale, it’s the Hillary Clinton Tree Topper, which features a very life-like plaster figurine of Mrs. Clinton with feathery angel wings and pristine white […]

 

Bike Lanes: Massive Fail

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Progressives love bicycles because they are outmoded and inefficient, just like windmills, and because they are the primary means of transportation in communist hellholes like Cuba. Consequently, their heavy-handed urban planning often inflicts bike lanes at the expense of normal traffic. As with all liberal coercion, the result has been unforeseen (but not unforeseeable) consequences […]

 

Why You Must Not Call Snowflakes Snowflakes

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Don’t call snowflakes snowflakes. You might prove that they are snowflakes by damaging their fragile mental health: The “snowflake generation” is a disparaging term now commonly used to refer to young people, who are perceived to be over-sensitive and intolerant of disagreement. But research by insurance firm Aviva found that 72 per cent of 16-24 […]

 

Economics Prof: $21,000,000,000,000 Missing From Federal Budget

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On the dark side of the moon stand vast palaces made completely of gold, where federal bureaucrats plan to retire. Or maybe they constructed a city of platinum under a giant dome at the bottom of the sea. Either might explain what they have done with the missing $21 trillion: An economics professor at Michigan […]

 

Leftist Professors: Reporting on the Ideological Excesses of Leftist Professors Is “Violence”

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Keeping your Newspeak Dictionary up to date involves more than striking out words that the Thought Police have arbitrarily declared to be offensive. Other words have their definition changed. For example, the word “violence” can now be defined as “that which must be suppressed.” For example, according to the Thought Police, telling the public about […]

 

Democrats Posture Nauseatingly as They Side With Terrorists Against Israeli Citizens

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Even liberal Alan Dershowitz has had enough of Democrats posturing self-righteously as they side with Muslims in their terrorist war of extermination against civilization’s lonely outpost in the Middle East: Palestinian terrorist leaders often use teenagers to commit acts of terror because they know the Israeli legal system treats children more leniently than adults. Now […]

 

Attempt to Fabricate Evidence of Racist Oppression by Police Lands Idiot in Jail

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Black Lives Matter ideology of the type that inspires maniacs to assassinate police officers and overpaid cretins to kneel during the national anthem rests on the notion that blacks are oppressed by law enforcement. Since there isn’t much oppression in real life, it has to be staged. From Fort Payne, Alabama: WHNT reports that 28-year-old […]

 

Sports Illustrated Grants Award to Colin Kaepernick for Disrespecting National Anthem

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Sports Illustrated has followed GQ down the rabbit hole of radical leftism by granting an award to the bitterly anti-American former football player who set in motion the ongoing collapse of the NFL, Colin Kaepernick: The [washed-up, unsigned] quarterback has received the 2017 Sports Illustrated Muhammad Ali Legacy Award, an honor awarded annually to athletes […]

 

Central America Could Follow Venezuela Down the Drain

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The cancer metastasized from Cuba to Venezuela. From there it spreads further. Left-wing candidate Salvador Nasralla, who apparently lost the November 26 presidential election in Honduras to center-right incumbent Juan Orlando Hernández, is belligerently contesting the results. In the USA, they quack forlornly about Russian collusion. Here’s how leftists take defeat in Honduras: When the […]

 

Kate Steinle Denied Justice

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Young Kate Steinle was denied the protection promised by government when she was shot in front of an audience by illegal alien Jose Ines Garcia Zarate. Now she has been denied justice: Jurors Thursday afternoon acquitted the illegal immigrant accused of killing Kate Steinle as she walked with her father on a crowded San Francisco […]