Pat Toomey Benefits From The NRSC’s Incompetence In Florida

In a surprising move, the NRSC has endorsed their hated foe, Pat Toomey, in the Pennsylvania Senate race. That means I have to revise the statement I made just two days ago on RWN, “The surest indication that a Republican is a completely worthless turd is for the GOP to be backing them in a […]

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Obama Has The Banks & The Car Companies — Now He Wants Your House.

From Reuters, U.S. government officials are weighing a plan that would let borrowers who have fallen behind on their mortgage payments avoid eviction by renting their homes instead, sources familiar with the administration’s thinking said on Tuesday. Under one idea being discussed, delinquent homeowners would surrender ownership of their homes but would continue to live […]

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Reactions From The Rightosphere To The Sotomayor Hearings

Unfortunately, with the number of votes the Democrats have, Sonya Sotomayor seems likely to be confirmed despite her racism and shameless lying about her past statements and beliefs during her hearing. Here’s a round-up of reactions to her first day in front of Congress, A wise Latina, she previously said, would “choose to see” different […]

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The Top 10 Alternate Harry Potter Movie Titles

I totally swiped this idea from Twitter: what can I say? It was funny! These are not in order because I’m including a couple I came up with and it seems cheesy to rank my own material against other Twitterers. “Harry Potter and the mystery of the haunted girl’s shower room.” — johnhawkinsrwn “Harry Potter […]

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The Future Of NATO Is That NATO Does’t Have A Future

Yesterday, I received this email about NATO, Dear Mr. Hawkins, On the occasion of its 60th anniversary the North Atlantic Treaty Organization has released three online video spots designed to make the Alliance’s core values interesting for young people. You can find the videos, and other relevant information here: http://www.atlantic-community.org/index/about/nato_at_60 We would like you to […]

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A July 11th Myrtle Beach Tea Party Picture Dump

This week-end, Myrtle Beach had its second Tea Party. Although I’m certainly not an expert on estimating crowd size, this one did seem to draw a larger crowd than the last one. I’m going to say this one had around 400-500 people attending. That’s not bad for an area that only has roughly 30,000 residents. […]

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My Speech From The Myrtle Beach Tea Party

Here’s my speech from the Myrtle Beach Tea Party on July 11th. Unfortunately, the person doing the video taping was a little new to the whole process and the video, along with the audio, has a few glitches because of that. Still, you can watch the speech here: If you don’t want to watch the […]

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Operation Save Teh Kittehs Part 5: Halp!

As all regular readers of Right Wing News are aware, I’ve saved 4 formerly feral kittens that once lived under my house and am now trying to find them homes. That has turned out to be considerably more difficult than I anticipated. I have had some interest across country, but shipping cats cross country is […]

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10 Random 140 Character Thoughts

* Americans have been stupefied by Bridges to Nowhere and John and Kate + 8. At least the Roman mob got bread and circuses. * Have you noticed the foreign leaders who kiss Obama’s behind, he treats like crap. Those who crap on him, he kisses their behinds. * Anyone who thinks Sarah Palin is […]

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Vacation Schedule

I’m going on vacation, starting today, and I won’t be returning until Monday the 13th. I do this a couple of times a year to recharge my batteries — but, of course, the show must go on. So, I have arranged for an outstanding group of guest bloggers to fill in for me at my […]

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Operation Save Teh Kittehs Part 4: The Cutening

All the feral kittehs I have captured are now ready to be adopted out to a new home. So, if you live in between Myrtle Beach, SC and Wilmington, NC — and you want a kitten, now is the time to get in touch with me. I may also be able to get a kitteh […]

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Love Letters From Birthers, Part 2: The Mormon Conspiracy

I really didn’t intend to write anything else about the wild eyed stuff I’ve been getting from birthers, but you know, plans, mice, men…you get the idea. Sometimes an email comes along that’s so hilariously off-the-wall, you just have to post it. Such an email has been sent to me. Here’s an excerpt from an […]

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The 10 Most Watched Videos At Right Wing Video For June

From Right Wing Video: 10) 7 year old autistic girl nails the national anthem (I got chills listening to this) 9) Cheerleader Catfight 8) Hot Model Falls Off Catwalk Into Pool Hot Model Falls Off Catwalk Into Pool – Watch more Funny Videos 7) Greatest freak out ever (Really, it is) 6) Hot Women Test […]

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Doing The Right Doctor Show At 10 PM EST

I’m doing the Right Doctor Show at RFC Radio. It’s me, Melissa Clouthier and Tabitha Hale talking about…not sure really. We talked for 2 hours and they’re going to cut it down to an hour. —- At 8:07 PM EST, I’m going to be on the Jaz McKay show. Click here to listen. — Today, […]

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Targeting Audiences: What Would This Ad Accomplish?

Over at Riehl World View, Dan Riehl says, The Our Country Deserves Better PAC has put together a new anti-Obama ad. I imagine they’re looking to raise money to air it. The thing that struck me was that, because you know where something labeled an anti-Obama ad is eventually going, it sort of makes you […]

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From The Birthers, With Love!

Whether it’s smacking down 9/11 conspiracy theories, the North American Union, or the Birthers, the freaks really come out at night when you start poking holes in their theories. In all fairness to the Birthers, I understand that there are intelligent people of good will, who simply don’t see eye to eye with me on […]

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The Top 25 Most Clicked Links From Conservative Grapevine For June

Here are the top 25 most clicked links on Conservative Grapevine for June: 25) Dumb Little Man: 12 tricks your brain is playing on you 24) Manofest: The 10 hottest NBA finals Wives and girlfriends of all time 23) Jalopnik: Ten highly-suggestive automotive print ads that probably wouldn’t fly today 22) COED Magazine: Stevie Lynn […]

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4 Ways To Cut Health Care Costs Without Obama’s Reforms

Is there anything in your life you think would be better if it were run by government bureaucrats? For most of us, the answer is a laughable “No.” — Newt Gingrich The American people generally like the care they’re getting in our health care system, but they’re unhappy about the cost. This leads to a […]

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What Jesse Jackson & 19th Century Slave Owners Have In Common

One of the most bizarre and short sighted arguments that has risen in modern times features black Americans, who were once enslaved in this country and only make up 14% of the population, arguing that it’s okay to discriminate against people based on race. Jesse Jackson makes this argument in an attack on the Supreme […]

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Mark Sanford’s Message To South Carolina Republicans

I’m on a number of SC Republican mailing lists and last night, an email was passed on to one of those lists from Mark Sanford. I thought you might like to see what Sanford is telling his home state supporters about his affair, Dear Friends, I write to apologize and ask for your forgiveness. Well […]

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The Rightosphere Temperature Check For June: Sanford, Atheists, Health Care, Oh My!

Right Wing News emailed more than 260 right-of-center bloggers and asked them several questions. The following 62 blogs responded, The Absurd Report, All American Blogger, All That Is Necessary, The American Princess, And Rightly So, Argghhhh!, Axis of Right, AtlanticBlog, Bad Example, Basil’s Blog, BitsBlog, BizzyBlog, Bookworm Room, Bright & Early, Keith Burgess-Jackson, Cara Ellison, […]

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3 Reasons To Stop Obsessing Over Obama’s Birth Certificate

Since it is a constitutional requirement that the President be born in the United States, it’s understandable that some people have been concerned about where Barack Obama was born. Furthermore, when you consider the fact that Barack Obama is a shameless liar, that he grew up in another country, and that there has been a […]

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Tabloid Trash: Michelle Obama’s Secret Hit List

I do enjoy the Tabloid beat and when I saw that the big story at The Globe this week is “Michelle Obama’s Secret Hit List!”, I was so there. Come on, who could resist tag lines like: “Revealed: Who she vows to destroy” and “Her ruthless White House Rampage?” Of course, before we get started, […]

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