Author: John Hawkins

Pipe Bomb Suspect Named: The FBI has named a suspect in the pipe bomb case. Apparently, they suspect one Luke John Helder of being responsible for all the bombs showing up in people’s mailboxes lately. I’m glad we finally have a suspect so we can begin negotiations. Maybe we should just give this guy Nebraska […]

Also Showing At…: For those of you that didn’t know, I also run a humor and interviews page called Brass Knuckles Webzine and I write a weekly column for Too Good Reports (although all articles there also show up here).

Deconstructing the Blog: I ran across an article on “PC Mag” written by a jerk named John C. Dvorak. The whole point of his article is that bloggers are a bunch of unprofessional amateurs who are obviously unfit to share the internet with the “brilliant artists” among us who probably make 5 cents a word […]

Truman’s State Of The Union Address On April 16, 1945: When Harry Truman became President of the United States, it was not under the best of circumstances. Americans had spent the last four years bleeding and dying overseas in WW2. We’d paid a tremendous price for the freedom of the world and conventional wisdom said […]

Israeli Drone Films Palestinians Faking Funeral In Jenin: I think this pretty much speaks for itself… “In a press briefing Thursday, IDF Intelligence Officer Colonel Miri Eisen screened video imagery of a staged Palestinian funeral photographed by an Israeli drone flying over Jenin on Monday, April 28. Pallbearers repeatedly tried to carry a green blanket […]

Count Dracula Makes Bid For Kingdom: “A small German town is threatening to declare independence and call itself the Kingdom of Dracula in protest at the heavy-handed bureaucracy of the State Government. …(T)here will be no bureaucrats in the kingdom and the maximum tax rate will be 20 per cent.” A 20% tax rate and […]

US Renounces World Court Treaty: We officially yanked our signature off of a treaty that creates an International Criminal Court today which is fantastic news. I’m glad to see that we’re definitively saying that we’re not going to be a part of the farce that the ICC will become. Of course, we’re going to hear […]

Why Did I Start A Blog?: A lot of people wonder why political blogs seem to be growing so fast and why Conservatives and Libertarians seem to be doing most of them. Let me tell you why I got back into politics and started doing a page… I completely lost interest in politics during Bush […]

Such A Beautiful Train Wreck: Dawn Olsen interviews Conservative blogger Jim Treacher and the whole thing goes down in a flaming mess like one of those alien vessels in Independence Day. But, it is certainly an entertaining disaster…

Meet Your New Mayor…H’Angus the Monkey: According to the story… “Campaigning in a full body monkey suit — based on the local soccer club’s mascot — independent Stuart Drummond beat the ruling Labour Party candidate into second place to become the town’s first elected mayor. He campaigned under the name H’Angus the Monkey.” I know […]

War Stress Wears Out Prostitutes: “PERTH prostitutes were reeling from exhaustion following an influx of United States sailors stressed from a stint in a war zone, a well-known madam said today. Mary-Anne Kenworthy said she was forced to close the doors of her famous Langtrees brothel for only the third time ever yesterday because her […]

Hilarity Ensues In Utopia Politics: Here are 4 posts I ran across in the Utopia Politics Forums that just cracked me up… LordXAoZ: SCIENCE HAS FAILED OUR WORLD!! the industrial revolution is the whorst thing that has happend to this planet… nimatzo: Well then stop using the computer then you focko. Go live in the […]

Le Pen Is No Right-Winger By American Standards: We keep hearing that Le Pen in France is a “right-wing” extremist. Well they’re right about the extremist part but Le Pen is no right-winger. Le Pen is a protectionist while right-wingers tend to be free traders and globalists. He wants to forbid the building of mosques […]

A Great Point About Arafat: Let me paraphrase a question that a caller on the “Rush Limbaugh Show” just asked… “Who has to die for Arafat’s 35th 2nd chance? What are their names? What do their faces look like? Why do they have to die so Arafat can have another chance he’s going to waste?” […]

A Letter To God: A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. The Post Office didn’t know what to do with the letter so they decided to forward it to President Bush as a joke. The President was […]

Things To Ponder: I spent four hours driving back from a vacation on Sunday and in that time I pondered a few things I thought were worth sharing… – Enron has to be the first time in recent memory that the Democrats seemed to recognize that when a company goes under, the little guys that […]

We Need To Be More Engaged!: We keep hearing that President Bush has to get more engaged in the Middle East or we aren’t going to get anything done. Well we had 8 years of engagement during the Clinton administration and it was a miserable failure. Here’s what “engagement” did for Israel in the Clinton […]

Jenin ‘massacre’ reduced to death toll of 56: Even before the Israelis left Jenin the Palestinians were telling everyone who would listen that there was a massacre there. There were mass graves, dozens of bodies stacked into buildings before they were demolished, the Israelis were deliberately burying people alive in their houses, etc. Of course, […]

The Top 21 National Slogans: Slogans like “Land of the Free, Home Of the Brave” and “France Surrenders” have been long been envied by other nations that aren’t clever enough to come up with slogans that are catchy enough to stick. But never fear, RWN is here to help with 21 slogans for nations that […]

Arafat Already Backing Down from Agreement with USA: That only suprise here is that Arafat broke his word so quickly instead of pretending to keep it a little longer.

A Few Questions For The UN: Here’s a few questions I’d like to ask Kofi Annan. How is it that a UN run camp in Jenin was allowed to become a terrorist enclave? Why has the UN never done a “fact finding” mission after a Palestinian terrorist attack? Why is it that Israel is the […]

Quick and Dirty “A.I.” Review: I caught Steven Spielburg’s “AI” this week-end and it was a disappointing movie. To make a long story short, a company makes a robot that looks exactly like a real child (I found it to be creepy but that’s just me). It also has the capacity to “love” a person. […]

Slogans For The Saudi Ad Campaign: The Saudis are working on 10 million dollar ad campaign to convince Americans of what great allies they are. Here are a few slogans for the ads suggested by the crazy kids at “Happy Fun Pundit“… “The Rulers of Saudi Arabia — We’re not the biggest @ssholes.” “Saudi Arabia […]

Osama’s Camel: Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden got off the camel and lifted up its tail and looked at the camel’s butt. Just then a guy came over and said, “What are you doing?” Osama replied, “About 2 […]