Author: John Hawkins

This Foul Race Needs To Be Put To Sleep: I have no idea how popular the Vanguard News Network is but it wouldn’t surprise me if they were popular with the skinhead/nazi/and white sheet set. From their slogan (No Jews. Just Right.) to their seemingly endless calls for genocide, these guys could have come straight […]

Jimmy Carter wins Nobel Appeasement Prize!: Jimmy Carter became the first person to win the Nobel Prize for Appeasement, a new category of Nobel Prize awarded for extraordinary achievements in the field of giving in to dictators. “For his works in Cuba, North Korea, The People’s Republic of China, and Iraq, Jimmy Carter has earned […]

I Need A Little Advice: Although I’ve always been a big supporter of gun rights, I have never owned a handgun. Well that is about to change. I’ve finally decided to go ahead and pick up a gun. But to be honest with you, I don’t know enough about handguns to make an informed purchase. […]

Moderate Islam Vs. Terrorism: It’s nice to see a prominent Muslim organization come out strongly against terrorism without having a “but” attached to it. By having a “but” attached to it, I mean where they say something like “terrorism is bad, BUT Israel is terrible, Americans are crusaders, yada, yada, yada.” On the other hand, […]

The Top Ten Reasons We Haven’t Heard From Bin Laden: RWN reader Marc Pruter saw our Top 10 al-Queda Excuses For Why We Haven’t Heard From Bin Laden Since Tora Bora article and decided to do a sequel… 10) He’s dead! He went to heaven on the wings of angels after his strike against the […]

Maureen Dowd On Bush, “WAHHHHHH!” Maureen Dowd’s latest column is almost devoid of anything other than pure venom and hatred for George Bush. There’s no real point, no message, nothing she’s trying to get across other than, “I loathe George Bush.” Let me post the beginning of Dowd’s editorial so you can see what I […]

Nobody Here But Us Minor League Scouts For Crackpots: The anti-semites who like to haunt the Pravda forums finally noticed that we featured them in a couple (here, here) of A.C.P.O.T.I. episodes and some of their comments were entertaining… bigdave ads a little random paranoia… bigdave: “A few years back someone in a Scandinavian country […]

The Best Quotes From, ‘The Simpsons’: Ok — so there’s nothing Conservative about putting up my favorite quotes from ‘the Simpsons’. But I thought it would be fun so read and enjoy…

Formula 51 Mini-Review: I decided to catch the new Samuel Jackson flick, “Formula 51” in which Jackson plays a chemist who has developed a powerful mind-altering drug that is made up entirely of legal ingredients. Jackson wants to sell the formula to a drug kingpin and retire but things soon go horribly awry. I generally […]

Jonah Goldberg On ‘Why Europeans Don’t Want A Foreign Policy’: Jonah Goldberg popped off another great column today about what happens to nations that let their militaries atrophy. Here are a few excerpts from the column… …”The point here is that the Europeans, the Japanese, and – to a somewhat lesser extent – the South […]

The New York Times Sweetheart Deal: The State of New York and the New York Times are partnering up for one of crookedest looking land deals since the The Teapot Dome Scandal. Here are the details… “A New York State government agency is forcing a group of business owners to leave their property by condemning […]

Convert To Islam Or Die: There are a lot of people out there who think we should try to appease men like Abu Bakar Bashir, the man some people believe planned the Bali massacre. There are also a lot of people who think we should sit around trying to figure out what we did to […]

What Do We Need A Nuclear Missile Defense For?: Do you remember when we Conservatives were telling people that opting out of the ABM Treaty and accelerating the development of a nuclear missile defense was the right thing to do? Oh so many people on the left HATED that idea as did almost all of […]

The Real Clinton Legacy: Rush Limbaugh made an excellent point about Bill Clinton today on his show… “The bottom line is, before Clinton came to office, Pakistan and India did not have nuclear weapons. Now they do. Before he came to office, Red China was unable to target American cities with nuclear warheads. Now they […]

Iraq Has Controversy With The Butterfly Ballot: The Iraqi general election in which Saddam Hussein allegedly received almost 100% of the vote has been rocked by a scandal in the southern province of An Najaf where a controversial “butterfly ballot” resulted in about 1800 votes in favor of “my own execution.” Election officials blamed the […]

President Woody Harrelson?: Woody Harrelson has been mouthing off in Britain again about United States. The whole article is full of the usual idiocy that seems to pass for political opinion among Hollywood Stars. Harrelson blames the US for the people starving in Iraq — despite the fact that Hussein has 50+ presidential palaces, is […]

We’ll Get Our UN Resolution — Or Else: The Bush administration is still trying to get France, Russia, and China to agree to a UN Resolution that will meet our needs but so far we’re being stymied… “France, a permanent member of the U.N. Security Council with veto power, has been leading resistance to a […]

John Hawkins — Political Gun For Hire Part 4: Apparently the Saudis started a trend with their advertising campaign that was designed to improve their image in the US (although I haven’t seen any evidence that it worked). Now the Israelis have decided to give it go. Generally, I think this sort of thing is […]

Barbra Streisand Does It Again!: I thought Barbra Streisand only did movies and music but she apparently does humor as well. RWN’s readers are probably familiar with her hilarious memo to Dick ‘Gebhardt.’ Well she’s at it again with her latest “Truth Alert.” See if you can spot the error Babs made this time =D […]

Pages That Deserve More Attention: Every once in a while I like to link just some of the blogs out there that do much better work than their traffic would indicate. I like all of these pages and think they’re worth a read even if I don’t see them linked on other blogs all that […]

BLISS Version 2 — We’re Not Pedophiles, We Swear!: The sickos from BLISS claim RWN has them all wrong. They say they’re strongly against pedophiles and how dare we accuse them of it? I am going to post some things that people from BLISS have posted in RWN’s comments and on their forums about yesterday’s […]

Ok Smart Guys — What’s YOUR Solution?: If you want to shut up an entire room full of anti-war left-wingers, just ask them what to do about the global terrorist network, or more specifically, Iraq. Actually, this SHOULD shut them up. But instead you’ll be treated to long, nonsensical diatribes about how this is about […]

Iraqi Voter Translation Guide: It looks like Saddam Hussein is once again going to pull 99% of Iraqi vote. That old tyrant is quite the charmer huh? Of course, they do monitor your vote in Iraq and if you vote against Saddam it probably means a trip to prison. So it’s really sort of surprising […]

Artists and Writers Oppose Expanding War On Terrorism: Reader Harley Daugherty sent me a link to a web page called, “Artists and Writers Oppose Expanding War On Terrorism.” I decided to write about this online petition because it’s a perfect example of the type of thinking that permeates the entire anti-war movement. Here is the […]

We Can’t Beat The Terrorists With Defense: The terrorist attacks in Bali show how futile it would be to try to win the ‘war on terrorism’ with defense alone. No matter how good our security and our intelligence is, there will always be gaps the terrorists can exploit. In this case, they didn’t even have […]

Charity For The Bali Attacks: Has anyone found a way to donate money to the victims of the Bali attacks? I want to send some money to help out and I’m sure a lot of other people do too. Also, for any Aussies out there (or others whose nations were effected), keep your chins up. […]

Are The People Who Love Women Sick? I Gues Not, Why Would We Be Than???: I was looking through my statistics tracker for Right Wing News and I noticed that I was getting some traffic from a forum called http://www.boybliss.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php. I decided to go to that forum and find out what they had linked on […]

Greenpeace Activists Occupy Nuke Plant: I see that the security for nuclear plants in Britain is just as lousy as it is in the US… “About 150 campaigners from environmental group Greenpeace scaled fences, evaded security and occupied Britain’s newest nuclear power station on Monday. The protesters entered the grounds of the Sizewell B power […]

It’s Time For A ‘Canadian Conquest’: I ran across a poll on Fark that showed that 4 in 10 Americans were “in favour of Canada being annexed to the United States.” I have no idea where those numbers are coming from because I don’t know anyone who seriously wants to annex Canada. But some of […]

Greats Pics And Videos: Here are a few videos and pics I thought you might enjoy… Die Terrorists Die is an excellent video featuring the US military with a killer riff behind it. The download is a little slow but it’s worth it. Also, I’ve only seen the explicit version. You might want to avoid […]